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    'To keep it interesting,' you had said, 'only I and the one with the toy will know when. And the one with the toy will have to keep it a secret for as long as possible.' You had given them a look that allowed you to leave the ‘or else’ unspoken.

    Rose has convinced her lovers to let her get them off secretly in front of each other.

    What they don't know is that all three of them will be wearing sex toys, with her holding the various remotes to see who will crack first.

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    Her second and third communion with the Noble Circle were far more gentle, even as the intensity of their love increased to levels that humans could scarcely understand. She just got better at handling it, at communicating with them, a mutual exchange of desires like a proper relationship should be. Her desire to allow them into her world, and their desire to consume, to incorporate, and introduce themselves to every writhing cell, every iota of information, cellular and memetic, until all was entrapped within their boundaries. She thought that was awfully gregarious and magnanimous of them.

    Still, she thought it was unfair, possibly even rude of her to not induct her friends first, before the Horrorterrors performed their less personal incursion upon the Earth. They deserved to be brought into the fold at the same, or similar, of a tier as she was. As far as she was concerned, the rest of humanity was little more than mutton. They could all become extensions of Gl'bgolyb's lesser tendrils, for all of the fucks that she gave. John, poor, sweet, innocent John, deserved a far gentler touch. A needle, as opposed to her masters' hammer.

    (WARNING: AWFUL)

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    When John decides to move into the house he inherited from his father, he discovers that being alone with his thoughts isn't the best thing for an unstable teen.

    Luckily, he's not as alone as he thought, and his new friends are going to get to the bottom of why John won't let them touch him.

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    After the discovery of monsters on Earth C, the winners of the Game are much more careful in watching each other's backs. The more they learn, the deeper this mystery goes - now that they know the demons are there, the question is why? And how?

    And most importantly, what are they?

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    The kingdoms of Prospit and Derse had been blessed with two pairs of twins, one in each kingdom, boy and girl.
    Although this opened the possibility of a double arranged marriage to unite the two, the kings and queens were against this idea, due to the prejudice deep in every villager’s mind.
    Be it so that the Dersitians practiced the dark majjyks and were in contact with evil spirits or that the Prospitians were bright enough to sow the land and nothing else.
    Some had a bit a truth in them, to be fair.

    Or the story of four heirs that find themselves involved in a conflict due to matters of the heart.
    (And if you’re interested in an English version... You’re here. The Spanish version has been around for a while now)

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    Dave wants to ask Jade to the prom. There’s only one problem: this means he has to ask Jade Harley to go with him to the prom.

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    Rose discusses sociology with her best friend.

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    Jade Harley owns some acreage and a house in a small town near wilderness. Over the years she has found and brought several other young not-quite-humans to join her in a way of life that suits their natures far better than trying to force themselves to thrive in cities.

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    Dave has an anxiety disorder. Jade, one of his partners, is a scientific genius with a knowledge of plants, who very kindly has made him a variety of herb-based tea blends for when he wants a break from day-to-day anxiety but it's not bad enough for his actual prescription meds.

    One of the blends has a mild aphrodisiac in it. For when he wants a break from anxiety and also wants to get his brains fucked out for the night.

    Tonight is one of those nights, and despite the rigors of polyamorous scheduling, everyone is going to be there to help.

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    Dave proposes they go on a road trip.

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    After winning the game, the Beta kids find that not only has their living situation changed as they can all finally have a big house together to live as a happy foursome, but so has their bodies down to the DNA. While they adjusted to some of the more basic aspects of their new bodies quite fine on their own and with guidance from the surviving Alternian's, some of the more intimate details were still a shameful and sometimes terrifying mystery for them to figure out. Can a bit of sexy volunteer science help them figure out their new shapes and finally get the tangled up first time of their dreams? Or will the physical differences between the blood colors make everything far too confusing for the first time trolls?

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    ROSE: Yes, please enlighten us as to exactly which variety of relationship-ruining will be cloaked under the guise of "fun bonding time" and "Polycule Game Night."
    ROSE: Yahtzee? The Game of Life? Uno? Dare I say it....Monopoly?
    DAVE: god damn it rose quit giving them ideas

    john, rose, dave and jade play four (4) games and have four (4) arguments in the process. three (3) people are sat on at various times during the night. hope you enjoy.

    (fill for homestuck polyswap 2018. prompt was "any combination of Strilonde Harleybert is fine with me. Make it as complicated or as straightforward as you want, and give me: metamour game night! If one of the crew is dating someone else, too, it's fine to bring them along. :D.")

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    Science is supposed to be about knowledge. Understanding the previously incomprehensible. But in this laboratory, it wasn't that they wanted to learn more about the world as it was. They wanted to play God, and create their own abominations.

    The only problem was, their monsters were smarter than they gave them credit for, and they wanted revenge.

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    Dave and Rose move to the west coast to get away from their problems and find some monsters. What they find instead are John and Jade.

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    Living together on the Meteor, Dave, Rose, and John conspire to lure Jade into a blanket fort (that is actually made from Dave's godtier cape) for movie night.

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    Rose never really did have a strong survival instinct.

    In which I completely go crazy over character interactions and use this pathetic story as an excuse for my horrible actions.

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    For if the quarterback had gotten w#at was coming to #im 3>:33

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    The Destroyer of Universes came, so the Earth gave her children powerful gifts to stop him before he destroyed life as we know it. He came. We lost. We were ready to fight back. But he never returned.
    Welcome to the world after the Apocalypse.

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    Los reinos de Prospit y Derse habían sido bendecidos con dos pares de mellizos. Un varón y una dama para cada reino.
    A pesar de que esto abría la posibilidad de dos matrimonios concertados que cerrarían finalmente las brechas entre ambos reinos, los dirigentes no estaban interesados, pues habían persistirían los diversos prejuicios contra el reino vecino.
    Que si los Dersitanos hacían magia negra y se ponían en contacto con entidades del vacío, que si los Prospitanos eran unos paletos más bastos que un arao…
    Algunos tenían un poquito de verdad, para ser justos.

    O la historia de cuatro herederos que se ven envueltos en un lío por motivos del corazón
    (And if you're interested in an English version, hit me up with a comment!)

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    The post-SBURB wedding of the Beta Kids.

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