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    Alternatively Titled: Dirk Strider meets an obnoxious 7/11 employee and proceeds to get his mack on.

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    2
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    6
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    TG: WHAT

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    This is just a build off my last series of drabbles. Little fics (mostly smut, but some gore) based on any number of prompt sources.

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    58/?
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    55
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    3
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    John's body is something Dirk can't stop noticing.

    Silly drabble I scrapped on the road to A Pound of Flesh (wip).

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    1/?
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    3
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    20
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    dirk and john get high and touch each other

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    1/1
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    10
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    64
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    9
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    435
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    The heir of skaia stumbles upon a certain lost soul.

    (John and Dirk goes on a magical adventrue to Git Gud.)

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    2,310
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    1/?
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    6
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    1
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    70
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    a rapidly escalating series of embarrassing events that occur too early in the fucking morning

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    5,713
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    2/?
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    13
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    42
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    6
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    272
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    The alphas were the dominant breed, and were able to form a bond with either a beta or an omega, if they ever found one. Alpha and alphas bonds were rare, even more so than an alpha bonding with an omega. 
The betas were the people who were tagged as ‘normal’. They could only form a bond with an alpha, and never with an omega. They made up a little bit over half the population.
    The omegas were somewhat rare, only making up about 10% of the population. They were considered low-class, and older people discriminated against them.
    No one wanted to be an omega, as they were the ones pushed around and dominated. Most people wanted to be presented as a beta, as many couldn’t handle the stress of an alpha, who would have to maintain their territory. Most omegas were unhappy with their title.

    John Egbert was an exception.

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    14/14
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    19
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    144
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    11
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    1906
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    It's a basic rule of horror not to stay the night at a creepy hotel in the middle of nowhere. Especially during a blizzard. Sadly, John Egbert and his two sisters forget this when their car breaks down in the middle of a horrible blizzard and the only place for miles is a creepy hotel/cabin thing.

    "We're definitely going to get killed by this family. They're murderers. I told you they would be murderers."

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    1,532
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    5
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    20
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    1
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    177
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    For the past month, John Egbert hadn't been seen outside of his home.

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    English
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    912
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    38
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    333
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    John takes Dirk into his world to show him that light and dark aren't the only things that can give power, and that even if you're somewhere, you can still be nowhere

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    English
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    683
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    10
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    59
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    Dirk Strider is ecstatic at the chance to go to Japan with a few of his classmates. While there, he sightsees, buys anime merchandise, and gets to eat some real ramen, but the biggest takeaway he gets from his trip is his new, dorky boyfriend John.

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    1/1
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    3
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    14
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    3
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    158
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    John disappeared shortly after the cake was cut. Jane and Roxy flew their new mutual wife to the top of a ten-foot tiered cake to slice the inaugural piece and he was standing next to me, then as press and party-goers surged forward in a mad rush for sugar he slipped away. I felt the tail end of a cold breeze flit from the crowd and I only barely caught the direction it flew in as it disappeared. John wasn’t a subtle guy, I could tell something was off at the beginning of the ceremony. The biggest surprise was that it took him this long to escape.

    Jane, Callie, and Roxy are all getting married, and John's feeling something very specific to being gay at a wedding, and missing your father. Dirk does his best to be supportive.

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    English
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    1/1
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    2
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    16
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    3
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    "TT: For what it's worth, I'm picturing them now. A boy and a girl.
    TT: Two perfect little freaks of nature raised by people who've clearly got no business bringin' up anybody."

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    11
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    56
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    John Egbert is 19 years of age, he has lived alone in his home since he was 14, when his Nanna ventured out to look for John's long lost father and sister, but never returned. Today, John has worked together enough courage to venture out of his cottage, a lone rabbit against the world. While he ventures out, far from his home and garden which he has lived off of for many years; he meets a wolf. A wolf named Dirk; and somehow, this wolf manages to catch John, but not in the way you think.

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    English
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    2,659
    Chapters:
    2/?
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    1
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    14
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    1
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    297
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    John has a very special plan for tonight.

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    1/1
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    15
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    Vriska has a problem, but aggressively pretends she doesn't; Dirk and Rose graciously take turns dissecting hapless newcomers; John and Feferi are friendleaders! and here to help! and just really goddamn suspicious in general; Dave is a trolling troll who trolls trolls with nothing to lose; Karkat is gloriously, bitterly ashen for everyone; and Aradia is always watching you. Yes, you.

    Meanwhile, time marches steadily closer to the day that all of their lives irrevocably change.

    And in the support group that nobody will admit is actually a support group, everyone tries their best to be strong.

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    24,704
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    38
    Kudos:
    80
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    13
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    615
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    Your dad has married a very eccentric lady, and you got a step-sister out of it. That's all fine and dandy, but you're less approving when you're dragged to their family Christmas party, and everyone is being super weird and cryptic and someone shoved a weird nutcracker at you and you're not having any of it. Christmas is supposed to be about eggnog and presents, not family curses and giant man-eating mice!

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    English
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    10,881
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    39
    Bookmarks:
    4
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    411
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    Dirk gets John to promise he will wear lingerie, and even if he only got John to promise because he was sexually torturing him, a promise IS a promise. John had put it off for as long as he could, but now it was Lingerie Day. However, some lacy red undergarments reveal that John may just have a kink.... a lace kink, to be exact.

    (the title is dumb but I like alliteration)

    Series
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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    24
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    2
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    868
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    The Beta kids at Christmas. That's literally the whole plot.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,516
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    13
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    170

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