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    When Dirk rolls out a list of kinks he's into and would be down to trying out, he isn't sure how his two boyfriends will take it. Suddenly faced with the two eager to please dorks doing their homework and being fully prepared to please, though? Now he's not sure how HE'LL handle it.

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    In a universe where just about everyone sees in black and white until first contact with their Soul Mate, Dirk Strider doesn't really understand when he walks into someone and they ask him if he sees the colours. Striders have always seen in colour. Of course, that doesn't mean he can ignore how hot the male feels when they touch.

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    12,021
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    3/?
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    4
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    10
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    1
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    115
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    A series of semi-connected stories about two vanilla dorks and one kinky Strider. (aka the spicier parts of their domestic life)

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    3,597
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    1/2
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    1
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    1
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    6
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    1
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    71
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    A world of laughter and silliness awaits you as you try your hand at the stand-up gig and try to sort out your feelings for the Jim Henson wannabe.

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    13/13
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    8
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    21
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    2
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    226
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    Jake hasn't been seen out of the house in months. He hasn't responded to texts or calls, hasn't shown up at parties, and hasn't answered the door for anyone. People are starting to get worried about him, especially Dirk Strider, his ex-boyfriend from years ago. Finally it becomes too much for Dirk to handle, so he shows up at Jake's door. Why has Jake been cooped up all this time?

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    1/3
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    10
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    Your name is John Egbert, and you have no clue where you're going.

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    3/?
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    6
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    16
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    3
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    292
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    Life has thrown a shit storm of ill-fated events at a boy by the name of John Egbert, which has left his mind in shambles. His friends desperately try to repair their broken friend, but even the kindest of acts can cause the cruelest of conflicts to arise. Will John manage to survive the prison of a possessive partner, from drowning in the depths of his faltering depression and a potentially dangerous pet?

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    One lonely boy skylark who goes by the name of John Egbert gets a new pet (... but not really) in order to fill the void caused by the death of his dad (ºnº)

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    9/?
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    6
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    30
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    2
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    734
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    “Oh, hey, it’s Strider! And what looks like a little Strider..?” He raised an eyebrow and flashed a grin. Dirk seemed at a loss of words and Dave was ready to abscond with him, but he seemed more flustered than afraid.

    “John, it’s nice seeing you, but I have to get my brother to class.” Dirk managed to say, trying to move past him. John immediately grabbed his shoulders and grinned.

    “No way! Jake has got to see this little twink. Hey, Jake!” He called, and while Dirk’s cheeks were starting to turn pink, he didn’t look happy at Dave being called a twink.

    “Well, if it isn’t the cutie who was staring.” Oh fuck no, that same hot guy from earlier was standing in front of Dave, his emerald eyes amused. The blond’s cheeks flushed darkly and he directed his gaze to the ground, embarrassed.

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    Douchestuck.

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    2/?
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    3
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    14
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    1
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    194
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    A school where people who have powers are welcome and are taught how to use them things go astray. Will anyone with a mind be able to do anything? Probably not.

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    21,595
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    5/?
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    2
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    9
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    4
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    358
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    You've got a pile of dirty laundry in the corner of your room you haven't touched in what must be months, a fridge that's completely bare save for a bottle of spoiled milk and a couple of rotten vegetables, a collection of katanas hung up on your wall which are the only things in your apartment not collecting dust, and a slew of friendships crumbling around you.

    Or, Dirk Strider's impending deconstruction chronicled in four parts.

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    3/4
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    7
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    27
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    6
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    337
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    And Other Fun Free Time Activities, A Memoir by Dirk Strider

    The game's over; time to figure out what to do with his life. Get his shit together and start making smart, rational decisions? Hopefully. Maybe. If he really puts his mind to it.

    ...Who is he kidding, he's a fucking disaster.

    (Or, the one in which Dirk and John fall in love and nobody is straight, ever.)

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    Chapters:
    8/21
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    117
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    182
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    46
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    1841
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    John x Striders!
    Some will be drabbles and some will be full length. Enjoy!

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    English
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    8/30
    Comments:
    2
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    70
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    3
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    2063
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    When John turned 16, he didn't hit puberty. Puberty hit him. Like a fucking truck.

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    1/1
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    18
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    2
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    674
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    You never claimed to be a saint.

    or: in which everyone is awful, at least a little bit, except for jane. because Character Flaws™

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    1,132
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    14
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    18
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    2
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    247
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    in which Tavros and Vriska are new kids at school, Nepeta and Dirk draw horse pornography, Vriska and Terezi are useless lesbians, the theatre kids put on a performance of Romeo and Juliet, and Jake the bear flirts with Tavros the twink and Tavros doesn't think he's actually flirting with him and it drives him crazy.

    newsflash asshole, ive been flirting with you the whole time

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    1/8
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    2
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    20
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    2
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    181
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    “Rox, I know exactly what this is. We spelled it out before anything started.” You’re tired of explaining this to her, and every second you stand here is a second wasted. “It’s nothing, means nothing. Mutual benefits of the physical kind. Bros with benefits. The best benefits. Minus the bro aspect. Just benefits, Rox.”

    Dirk and John have a friends with benefits deal going on in high school.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    61
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    455
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    John was sweet and innocent- it was no surprise they loved him. Jade and Rose have no problems sharing, because that's what friends do, but Dave was always overly possessive of him, and that may well ruin everything...

    In which Dave and his Trickster self find they have something in common, Jade and Rose want to keep John safe, and John just wants to be with the ones he loves most.

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    English
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    472
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    12
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    3
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    255
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    College roomies John and Dirk decide to bond together over pot brownies and ghost summoning. They were very much warned about summonings.

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    English
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    2,648
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    54
    Bookmarks:
    6
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    534
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    Time changes everything. Opinions, humans, surroundings, reality, even the gods themselves. The only question that can't be answered, however, is what to do when time stops behaving as it should. The gods and mortals are in a race against increasingly erratic time and space in hopes of salvaging this world they all live in.

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    English
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    14,190
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    9
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    51
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    12
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    677
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    John Egbert is more so known as crossdressing K-POP singer Nae Salang worldwide. Except by his best friend, Dave and Dave’s older brother Dirk (who just happens to be one of his biggest fans).

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    287
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    8
    Hits:
    200

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