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    May or may not actually be just a slightly less complicated mess than usual.

    Co-written with say32, intended to go whole hog into a Dirk/John and Dave/Karkat fic later. If we accomplish what we're hoping to, hopefully all the characters will be at least 25% more functional than they were in the epilogues. Set before the epilogues by like two whole years.

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    I know the epilogue did gamzee dirty so yeah lol

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    Two depressed boys. Also known as “How John Egbert got his groove back”

    ((They’ve been on Earth C for around a 3 and a half, John is 19 going on 20.))

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    The plot chugs along in your peripheral mind like a steam train. Your splinters slot together like a well-oiled machine and form the Grander You. You feel the post-canon, irrelevant narrative click and grind along without your intervention, waiting for a conductor to wrest control. You’re not ready to drive it quite yet.

    First, you need some practice.

    (a choose your own adventure fix-it fic. all pairings optional [and not necessarily romantic/sexual], the tags, rating, and endings change depending on what route you go down.)

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    Dirk Strider is good at many things. Taking compliments and knowing himself aren't among them, but only because compliments and self-contemplation are useless when you already know exactly how good you are at what you do, which is hunting demons. Definitely not a job requiring much in the way of self-reflection.

    Then again, there are a lot of different ways this story—his story—could go.

    Aren't there?

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    With the end of Sburb, the world was reset. The kids grew up, not knowing of what had occured in their previous lives, they never knew the trials they went through, only the reward of living again.

    Yet, memories come back in bubbles of dreams and hazy visions. One cannot simply forget their past.

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    Short little shipfics written in response to requests on Twitter. Lightly edited.

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    Post-Epilogue DirkJohn.

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    "Sympathetic magic is a hell of a drug," Dirk says smugly, watching his captive unable to even twitch in front of him, the way he lay so stone-still on the blanket.

    And then, John started to laugh. Not much of a laugh, but it certainly wasn't the nervous one he was expecting. A good, hearty chuckle. "What seems to be so funny, John? I didn't think there was a lot you could laugh at in your position."

    "Oh, I just didn't know you watched Chapelle's Show! I haven't heard anyone reference it in a while."

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    John and Dirk hotbox John's car by the beach. That's really all there is to say on the matter.

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    Dirk wakes John up in a rather unconventional way.

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    "She be usin’ you guys in a way you ain't designed for is what I'm sayin, especially shower days. Twice every week, if ya catch my drift."

    "....It really depends on who they're gonna fuck with. In a literal sense. Y'all are her sex toys."

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    When Taco Bell Night doesn't happen, Dave figures a fine punishment for John was to sign him up as a subscriber to his Bro's puppet porn site. Little does Dave know that John and Dirk end up as texting buddies. Little do John and Dirk know that Dave is the link between them.

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    4/?
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    The Strilondes were born into the circus life. They make it look very appealing, even when they're a bit hopeless. (Especially when they're a bit hopeless.)

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    2/?
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    John and Dirk are spare wheels as far as their very coupled off friends are concerned. They get paired off as the only single ones in the group and get close. And then they get married, as a joke, as a fuck you to their friends who want them to settle down and as a way to solidify their beautiful bromance. It's the biggest game of gay chicken you've ever seen. It ends happily ever after.

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    4/?
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    And Other Fun Free Time Activities: A Memoir by Dirk Strider

    The game's over. Universe created, quest completed, mortal vessel resoundingly sublimated—time to figure out what to do with the rest of his life. Get his shit together and start making smart, rational decisions? Hopefully. Maybe. If he really puts his heart and soul into it.

    Oh, who is he kidding. He's a fucking disaster.

    (Or, the one in which Dirk and John fall in love and nobody is straight, ever.)

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    The Gang play Minecraft.

    Shenanigans inevitably ensue.

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    this is one i wrote in august of 2018, and it's more of me messing around and exploring depressed john, this time in a more canonical setting. and also dirk is there.

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    "Ever since he died, Dirk spent a lot more time brooding than he would have liked to admit. Wasn’t that what was expected, anyway? To become a creature of the night would be to walk the city streets alone, doomed to an eternity of loneliness.

    God. His internal monologue was first in line to win the award for being the hottest new edgy YA fiction love interest."

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    Ну и что? Джон, ты влюбился в этого гребаного идиота, мы поняли это еще в блядском марте, помнишь? Любовь не ждет. Она здесь и сейчас, и ты, блядь, должен идти в ее объятия, когда она зовет, потому что, если ты проебешь этот шанс, второго не будет.
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    История, разворачивающаяся на протяжении многих лет: о первом увлечении, влюбленности и взрослении, и обо всех радостях и печалях, которые они приносят.

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    163,586
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    92/?
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    4
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