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    I have been called many names; Angel, freak, nephillim, demon, archangel, satan, and much more. I am none of those. I am a mutant. I was born with white as snow, soft as silk wings.

    My name is Johnathon Egbert, and this is only a small part of it all.

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    8/?
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    48
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    113
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    11
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    Will be a collection of drabbles that i thought were cute/interesting.
    There will be sadstuck and other stuff but no major things.
    These are merely for inspiration.

    These will have nothing to do with Sburb or the actual story line.

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    3/?
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    2
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    8
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    Post SBurb, Alpha and Beta sessions joined after they beat the game etc etc, the trolls live with Jade and Jake on their island so that humans don’t flip out because aliens, Dave moved out and is making SB&HJ movies in California, Rose and Roxy still live together and Rose is blossoming as a psychiatrist and writer while Roxy is working on attending all of her AA meetings, Dirk has continued his pursuits in robotics rather than picking up smuppets, and John has moved out of his Dad’s house where Jane decided to stay and open a bakery nearby, John is living on his own in Arizona working at a video store and coping with PTSD.
    John has a series of panic attacks that continue to worsen and calls Dave for support, but Dave is in the middle of producing SB&HJ and calls Dirk to check up on John for him. While Dirk is there John has a bad panic attack and Dirk concludes that living alone isn’t the best for him.

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    5/?
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    29
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    12
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    2828
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    Tumblr Request!
    ~Anonymous says:
    I was wondering if I could request some John as well? I was thinking a very pear shaped John progressively puts on more weight and doesn't notice until something happens(His pants bust open or something) only to find that he loves the weight and begins purposefully putting it on. Maybe he catches the eye of Dave or Dirk :v~
    I had a lot of fun writing this and it was seriously a cute request

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    English
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    2/2
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    3
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    How did he get this job?
    Shenanigans.
    Did he ever regret his actions?
    Never.
    Being a pirate is a thrill ride, who would ever regret that?
    (On Hiatus)

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    English
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    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    3
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    34
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    757
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    The characters are all going to the venue, The Fun House, for a punk show. Most of them are in it or helping, but that doesn't stop them from having fun. Now, if only Dirk could figure out how to talk to a certain dorky band member. (hint: John)

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    English
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    2,717
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    3
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    4
    Hits:
    83
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    Dirk and John get paired up to be math tutors for one of their professors and Dirk gets a bit more than he bargained for.

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    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    4
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    56
    Bookmarks:
    11
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    548
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    Dirk Strider is living in the Aftermath of losing the only man he ever loved, will Dirk be able to pull himself together and move on, Maybe find happiness in his life again, or will Dirk let the pain he felt in his past define the rest of his life?

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    English
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    Chapters:
    13/13
    Kudos:
    24
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    3
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    526
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    1/1
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    You werent going to be a creep about this, and you were pretty fuckin sure getting fucked by someone that resembled him remarkably was being a creep about it.

    3 weeks later, you caved in.

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    306
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    12
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    1
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    I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M DOING. Basically all Striders want John. (And additional relationships.) In this version, Dirk is the older son of Bro. (Yes I know Dirk is practically Bro) I'm just winging this shit without thinking. :D

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    6
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    51
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    8
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    You told him. You told him so many times you can't possibly fathom reaching the number by counting on both your fingers and toes.

    If he did so much as raise a finger against him, you would be sure to make the rest of his life a living hell. That is, if he was still alive by the time you were done with him.

    Yet here you are helplessly pounding on his run down front door through the sounds of yells, cries, and smashing glass just on the other side, unable to intervene or do anything useful.

    He didn't fucking listen.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    5/?
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    10
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    63
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    7
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    John Egbert planned for a nice and normal 18th birthday where his tattoo proclaiming the name of his soul mate would not be a major affair. Maybe a celebratory dinner and too much cake, but well that was why he invited Dave along. What he had not planned on was waking up with Dirk Strider's name on his back.

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    4/?
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    42
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    97
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    16
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    Cada gran culpa que sentías, cada sentimiento triste y retorcido se iba desvaneciendo, siendo reemplazado por la gratificación y el calor obtenido cada vez que lo tocabas, besabas, esa intimidad sin sentido entre los dos forjada por nada más que la necesidad de tenerse sin hacerlo realmente.

    Language:
    Español
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    1/5
    Comments:
    4
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    9
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    83
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    Every time John sees Dirk, it's usually from an odd angle while being bombarded with falling debris. It's not his fault circumstances keep pushing him into falling for Dirk.
    Or, well. Falling in general.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
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    69
    Bookmarks:
    11
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    348
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    AU with hints at sburb; warnings for violence and probably sex eventually; johnxdave, dirkxjake (hinted at), johnxdirk, davexjake

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    6/?
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    1
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    10
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    1
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    286
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    This was a stupid idea. No scratch that… this was the most ridiculously stupid idea in the history of stupid ideas. If there was a contest for fucking stupid ass ideas, this idea won by a landslide. - A one shot I'm proud of

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    1/1
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    6
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    31
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    7
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    326
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    Bro doesn't let Dave have people over.
    Then he lets Dave bring John over.

    This is why we can't let people come over, Bro.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
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    90
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    9
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    1899
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    What are the differences between poets and scientists? They both have lovely fields of work.

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    1/1
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    2
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    18
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    2
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    John is 15 years old and is visiting Dave Strider, his best friend for 5 years and never saw him once. Not a profile picture or anything. He didn't want to look into it. All the more to visit. What he wasn't expecting was to develop feelings for his older brothers.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,487
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    8
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    48
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    1351

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