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    And Other Fun Free Time Activities, A Memoir by Dirk Strider

    The game's over; time to figure out what to do with his life. Get his shit together and start making smart, rational decisions? Hopefully. Maybe. If he really puts his mind to it.

    ...Who is he kidding, he's a fucking disaster.

    (Or, the one in which Dirk and John fall in love and nobody is straight, ever.)

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    2/21
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    29
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    189
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    John was sweet and innocent- it was no surprise they loved him. Jade and Rose have no problems sharing, because that's what friends do, but Dave was always overly possessive of him, and that may well ruin everything...

    In which Dave and his Trickster self find they have something in common, Jade and Rose want to keep John safe, and John just wants to be with the ones he loves most.

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    English
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    472
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    5
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    53
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    A school where people who have powers are welcome and are taught how to use them things go astray. Will anyone with a mind be able to do anything? Probably not.

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    English
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    13,464
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    5
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    125
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    College roomies John and Dirk decide to bond together over pot brownies and ghost summoning. They were very much warned about summonings.

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    English
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    2,648
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    45
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    383
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    Time changes everything. Opinions, humans, surroundings, reality, even the gods themselves. The only question that can't be answered, however, is what to do when time stops behaving as it should. The gods and mortals are in a race against increasingly erratic time and space in hopes of salvaging this world they all live in.

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    English
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    14,190
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    45
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    580
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    John Egbert is more so known as crossdressing K-POP singer Nae Salang worldwide. Except by his best friend, Dave and Dave’s older brother Dirk (who just happens to be one of his biggest fans).

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    English
    Words:
    287
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    5
    Hits:
    90
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    All my fills from the bonus rounds! These will be posted slowly. Also, they're from four years ago.

    Some of them might be expanded on, eventually.

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    English
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    11,020
    Chapters:
    26/?
    Kudos:
    24
    Hits:
    309
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    John x Striders!
    Some will be drabbles and some will be full length. Enjoy!

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    English
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    2,274
    Chapters:
    4/30
    Kudos:
    26
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    618
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    John likes Dirk. Dirk likes Jake.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,500
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    8
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    153
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    Rufioh, Damara, Meulin, Dirk, and John all meet up to talk about anime. Shit happens.

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    English
    Words:
    2,791
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    6
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    113
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    Living with your boyfriend has the unexpected consequence of being caught off-guard time to time.

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    English
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    475
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    15
    Hits:
    124
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    This is an audio transcript of the second unaired episode of Cutthroat Kitchen in a dream bubble right before the events of endgame. The intentions of Jane may or may not be influenced by the Betty Crocker company. Viewer discretion of (mostly) bleeped swears is advised.

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    English
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    13,919
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    20
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    172
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    John does not have a crush on his best friend's older brother. Not at all.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    15
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    136
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    Dirk receives intel about a guy almost exactly like Jake, and happily swaps stories with an online acquaintance. Spoiler: It is Jake. And the acquaintance is Jake's cousin, John. Oops.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,605
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    54
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    306
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    Alternatively Titled: Dirk Strider meets an obnoxious 7/11 employee and proceeds to get his mack on.

    Language:
    English
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    1,630
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    32
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    210
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    TG: WHAT

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    English
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    1,931
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    54
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    271
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    This is just a build off my last series of drabbles. Little fics (mostly smut, but some gore) based on any number of prompt sources.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    35,118
    Chapters:
    58/?
    Kudos:
    66
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    1715
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    John's body is something Dirk can't stop noticing.

    Silly drabble I scrapped on the road to A Pound of Flesh (wip).

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,925
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    26
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    224
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    dirk and john get high and touch each other

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,012
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    83
    Bookmarks:
    16
    Hits:
    737
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    The heir of skaia stumbles upon a certain lost soul.

    (John and Dirk goes on a magical adventrue to Git Gud.)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,299
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    10
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    107

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