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    John Egbert is a flaming homosexual and has 7 boyfriends who love him and each other. This is just a daily blog sort of thing that will keep you updated on what happened today between them. Will there be smut? Will there be fluff? Who knows.

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    English
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    6,340
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    6
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    15
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    3
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    833
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    "TT: For what it's worth, I'm picturing them now. A boy and a girl.
    TT: Two perfect little freaks of nature raised by people who've clearly got no business bringin' up anybody."

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    Chapters:
    3/3
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    11
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    48
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    7
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    519
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    John Egbert is 19 years of age, he has lived alone in his home since he was 14, when his Nanna ventured out to look for John's long lost father and sister, but never returned. Today, John has worked together enough courage to venture out of his cottage, a lone rabbit against the world. While he ventures out, far from his home and garden which he has lived off of for many years; he meets a wolf. A wolf named Dirk; and somehow, this wolf manages to catch John, but not in the way you think.

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    2,659
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    10
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    143
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    The alphas were the dominant breed, and were able to form a bond with either a beta or an omega, if they ever found one. Alpha and alphas bonds were rare, even more so than an alpha bonding with an omega. 
The betas were the people who were tagged as ‘normal’. They could only form a bond with an alpha, and never with an omega. They made up a little bit over half the population.
    The omegas were somewhat rare, only making up about 10% of the population. They were considered low-class, and older people discriminated against them.
    No one wanted to be an omega, as they were the ones pushed around and dominated. Most people wanted to be presented as a beta, as many couldn’t handle the stress of an alpha, who would have to maintain their territory. Most omegas were unhappy with their title.

    John Egbert was an exception.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    12/?
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    131
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    1537
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    John has a very special plan for tonight.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    10
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    221
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    Vriska has a problem, but aggressively pretends she doesn't; Dirk and Rose graciously take turns dissecting hapless newcomers; John and Feferi are friendleaders! and here to help! and just really goddamn suspicious in general; Dave is a trolling troll who trolls trolls with nothing to lose; Karkat is gloriously, bitterly ashen for everyone; and Aradia is always watching you. Yes, you.

    Meanwhile, time marches steadily closer to the day that all of their lives irrevocably change.

    And in the support group that nobody will admit is actually a support group, everyone tries their best to be strong.

    Language:
    English
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    24,704
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    38
    Kudos:
    71
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    534
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    Your dad has married a very eccentric lady, and you got a step-sister out of it. That's all fine and dandy, but you're less approving when you're dragged to their family Christmas party, and everyone is being super weird and cryptic and someone shoved a weird nutcracker at you and you're not having any of it. Christmas is supposed to be about eggnog and presents, not family curses and giant man-eating mice!

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    English
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    10,881
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    35
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    303
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    Dirk gets John to promise he will wear lingerie, and even if he only got John to promise because he was sexually torturing him, a promise IS a promise. John had put it off for as long as he could, but now it was Lingerie Day. However, some lacy red undergarments reveal that John may just have a kink.... a lace kink, to be exact.

    (the title is dumb but I like alliteration)

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    English
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    3,103
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    21
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    521
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    This is just a build off my last series of drabbles. Little fics (mostly smut, but some gore) based on any number of prompt sources.

    Language:
    English
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    31,922
    Chapters:
    53/?
    Kudos:
    43
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    1150
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    The Beta kids at Christmas. That's literally the whole plot.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    11
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    137
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    482
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Kudos:
    1
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    133
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    They are in high school currently.
    Dave and Dirk protect John when he's weak and young so he leanrs to be rough and grows up to be super protective of himself but sometimes he still needs his sidekicks haha.
    Love is the answer to everything pls read bby give me chance.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    4
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    131
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    Seriously I just wanted a johndirk highschool au so im writing my own. go, follow your dreams.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    12,400
    Chapters:
    8/8
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    22
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    293
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    Your name is John Egbert, and you are not a homosexual.

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    55
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    479
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    Your name is John Egbert and you are the victim of kidnapping and human trafficking. You were sold to a man who goes by 'Mr. Strider' and while he has shown himself to be kind to you when you are obedient, you are terrified to find out what he could do if you disobey him.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,015
    Chapters:
    10/10
    Comments:
    48
    Kudos:
    222
    Bookmarks:
    17
    Hits:
    3484
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    It was really John's fault for dating someone who was practically an identical twin. From behind Dirk and Dave looked so much alike, the only thing that really separated the two was Dirk's orange eyes verses Dave's brilliant red ones.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,413
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    26
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    469
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    Dirk is proud of his position as a royal knight, and it took a lot to get him such a high position under Lord Kankri; who is picky about who can serve him.
    John was exiled for his natural gifts, that supposedly were a threat to the King and his people. He gets along just fine on his own, with his magic and his wits.
    When these two meet, sparks fly. But getting past their very different statuses is just the first step for Dirk to really have whom he's fallen head over heels for. But, with a touch of magic on his side, what could go wrong?

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    English
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    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    17
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    198
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    “Your natural state is enlightenment. Everything else you've ever been told about yourself is a lie. We are trying to wake ourselves up, because we come from source energy and we are ALL one. We have to realize that our brothers and sisters that we are seeing in the dream, are mere reflections of our inner self. Yin and yang, love and hate. People that we dislike, are mere reflections of our own character defects. People that we like and love are true successful manifestations of our deepest most inner self. We are beings of light. Our mission, is to be creation, and create positive energy on spaceship Earth.”
    - Troll Ted Cruz, 30 Microwave Recipes So Easy Your Lusus Could Prepare Them!

     

    Two boys and three girls find themselves on the run from teen angst and stagnation.

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    English
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    13,064
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
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    34
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    320
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    "Dave and Dirk compete to see who can show John the best time. John is willing to encourage this behavior as long as it gets him fantastically laid."

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    4
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    1025
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    John and Dirk are dumb and I love them.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,389
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    18
    Hits:
    139

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