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    Your name is John Egbert and you are the victim of kidnapping and human trafficking. You were sold to a man who goes by 'Mr. Strider' and while he has shown himself to be kind to you when you are obedient, you are terrified to find out what he could do if you disobey him.

    (Accepting prompts. Updates Thursdays.)

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    warning label: the following features stunts performed by literal gods with magic powers. don't try this at home, jackass.

    [dirkjohnweek day 5: dirk accidentally intentionally feeds john a peanut]

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    ‘I didn’t mean to kill her.’ John tried to argue against the thought that kept flicking through his mind, he was frozen to the spot, ‘I didn’t mean to kill her, I didn’t even know her… It just happened’
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    When John wakes up with only hazy memories of his past what will become of his future? and what had happened to him in the first place?

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    Mini-fic for dirkjohn week 2016.

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    A fic for where I'll post my hopefully millions of Homestuck drabbles.

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    So. How 'bout that game over timeline situation.

    dirkjohnweek day 4: MANPAIN

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    EB: okay, maybe i should have started with:
    EB: wanna cyber?
    EB: dty?
    TT: Well shucks.
    TT: When you put it that way, yiff me hard, dude.

    m/m established relationship BL yaoi that means boy on boy dont like dont read

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    Dirk is a security guard. John has a score to settle.

    Arson is, inevitably, involved.

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    Time changes everything. Opinions, humans, surroundings, reality, even the gods themselves. The only question that can't be answered, however, is what to do when time stops behaving as it should. The gods and mortals are in a race against increasingly erratic time and space in hopes of salvaging this world they all live in.

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    John finds himself lost after he literally beats Caliborn into a new timeline. He meets a mysterious JPEG covered pink man.

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    Rose and Kanaya lived a well rounded life as they watched their friends fall in and out of drama. Love drama in particular. It wasn't easy keeping up with the newest details of who was with who, but they managed surprisingly well, especially with Rose's gossipy little sister who took over one of the spare rooms of the lady's sunny downtown house. They both had quite the chuckle whenever drama entailed some of their closer friends, because it was petty and hilarious. The most important detail of all though, was they were happy, and each other's lives and happiness was the only thing that really mattered

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    John Egbert is just a regular boy who lives a perfectly regular (boring) life. He lives with a doting father and goes to a public high school. A nerd, a social outcast, mostly ignored by his peers, the majority of his friends are all online. Normal... just all normal... Until his 17th birthday. John comes into a strange and unique inheritance that throws his world and everything he knew about it into a loop, and all he can do is try to hold on and remain who he is. And the strange part is that no one else is surprised.

    Rating will be bumped up in later chapters.

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    Dirk and John get paired up to be math tutors for one of their professors and Dirk gets a bit more than he bargained for. (Incomplete and no plans on finishing)

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    You hate your boyfriend and his dumb robots and his stupid fixation with having everything done perfectly. Seriously, fuck him.

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    John Egbert was a normal 22 year old, college student. For summer vacation he and his sister, Jade Harley, flew to Dallas, Texas to see their long time friend, Dave Strider, and his brothers. Luckily, the Zombie virus had not spread to Dallas yet, so they were quite safe for the expected two week stay with their Texan friends.

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    He tells you that he wonders what it would be like to snap your neck; if you'd scream and cry and kick like that first girl he and Dirk watched Bro kill, or if you'd whine and writhe like the animals he has kept in jars down in the basement. You tell him you want him to snap your neck. He tells you he doesn't think he could go through with it.


    8tracks.

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    You know you're not supposed to be in here, but you kinda can't get out without getting caught.

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    Jake works at the zoo, which is great until a monkey outsmarts him and escapes. Luckily, he has his three boyfriends back at home to make him forget all about work.

    Gifted to Viczen, who gave me the prompt for Jake working at a zoo (and having to capture an escaped animal) almost two fucking years ago. Don't know if you are still into Homestuck but this is for you, friendo!

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    When John bought a car, no one was surprised. I mean, do I even have to tell you why? What kind of nineteen year old catholic boy doesn't want a shiny new ride to impress the ladies? Not this kind, for sure.
    The teen had been saving up for a while to spend all his money on a beat up Volkswagen, save a little put to the side for gas money. His father wondered why John would take any interest in some old van, but never questioned the boy. He was growing into a fine young man and could most definitely start to make his own decisions .
    What no one expected -not even John- was for the new driver to pack a small back of clothes and a sleeping bag into the back of his van, announcing to friends and family that he was going off on an adventure.
    When anyone would ask John, "Why?" he would simply reply with "Why not?" followed by a reassuring grin.
    "But you'll miss Mass. What about school? College? Don't you have a girlfriend? What about a job?!" Each question was always silenced by the same answer. "Why not? These are all things I can leave behind, can't I?"

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