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    -- Done To The Lyrics Of: I Was Made For Loving You-Maria Mena (Cover) --

    Grandpa Harley has passed and John wants out of the house. Thank fuck that old man left him the beach house in the will (Much to Jade’s anger) and he takes this as an opportunity to start his own life even if it is a ten-hour flight away from home. John starts to get comfortable with the island life. He can understand why Jade would come here every summer. All the stories of hunting crazy animals and spooky things that lurked. He can see how this place builds that kind of creativity in the mind. Not that he ever believed in any of that bullshit. That is...until he meets a certain someone that lives in the ocean that likes to visit the docks by the house and John begins to grow fond of them.

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    21,176
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    112
    Bookmarks:
    21
    Hits:
    1996
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    You won't need me forever, but I'll still be here
    For we all have our nightmares, even me, my dear

     

     

    The kids and surviving trolls may have grown up and won the game that ended their respective worlds, but that doesn't mean they've ever forgotten it. Some experience it more vividly than others.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    16
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    74
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    He’s John fucking Crocker. Funniest guy in Hollywood. He’s got Netflix specials coming out the wazoo. His comedy tour is sold out across the board.

    Everybody loves him, but nobody knows him.

    Language:
    English
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    28,781
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    179
    Kudos:
    217
    Bookmarks:
    30
    Hits:
    2185
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    John Egbert has a problem. He's alive, he's healthy, and all of his friends came with him to their own little paradise of a planet, Earth C, where they can all be alive and healthy together. So why can't he get out of his bed?

    a dirk/john fic of these two depressed losers opening up, being vulnerable, actually talking to their friends and family, and maybe kissing a little

    DISCONTINUED
    june egbert and the perspective of trans fems on the topic of her matter more than a mlm ship between two characters who have never interacted in canon. just ship dirkjake

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    2,750
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    35
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    250
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    John gets invited to check out a game at Dave's family-owned shop. John, however, learns to like more than just the game.

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    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    5
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    34
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    Like what sort of guy says he's a god and then lets fifty doves shit on him?

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    50,351
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    64
    Kudos:
    68
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    791
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    It's about time Dirk started doing something with his bottled up feelings. He never really knew how fucked up he was until he started writing everything down.

    Language:
    English
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    2,432
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    47
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    465
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    AU where everyone is rich and famous. Dirkjohn but twenty times hornier.

    Language:
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    Words:
    158
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    5
    Hits:
    48
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    Speaking of which, he stands above you now. The John from earlier today, who had stared you down with a bright glint in his eye over the breakfast table, told you he wanted to behead you, and then promptly disappeared has his hands cupped over your scalp, curling through your hair and breaking out the gel. The John from right now, who had rushed you down into the dungeon after checking his watch and exclaiming “Oh, I’m here now!” straddles your waist, his jeans rubbing against your bare torso as he squirms.

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    John Egbert suggests they play around with beheading. Two retcon johns, one dirk, one knife, and lots and lots of gore.

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    2,818
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    11
    Hits:
    128
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    Fresh out of the hospital following a near death experience and years of addiction, Dave is ready to start over and move on with his life. Turns out, it's harder than it sounds.

    Language:
    English
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    19,141
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    47
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    305
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    An elderly woman is shocked to see two gods on the lawn across the street when she gets up in the middle of the night for a drink of water.

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    18
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    178
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    two gods, one robot, and one troll on a spaceship. shenanigans ensue.

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    2/23
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    37
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    307
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    Dirk asks a cute boy for a pen.

     

    [Based on a Twitter post.]

    Language:
    English
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    1,355
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    33
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    170
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    Dirk wants to ask John out but he walks into his house to see him playing piano. Their dorkjinks ensue.

    Language:
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    1,065
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    26
    Hits:
    155
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    Soulmate AU, featuring a No Thoughts Head Empty John and an Overthinking Dirk.

    The catch? They can hear each others' thoughts.

    Dirk is an engineering student visiting his brother, with a knack for overworking himself and a brain that's cluttered to hell and back.

    John is a comedian/barista in California, just floating through life. Whatever happens happens, right?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,314
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    56
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    181
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    Dirk's just vibin, you know, livin his life and then BAM. A wolf shows up in his home and now he's attached.

    (This might end up being slow-burn as my one-shot history was getting boring, but!! I hope y'all enjoy!!)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,754
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    31
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    161
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    John’s afraid of storms- fortunately Dirk knows what to do.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    261
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    20
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    117
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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    401
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    5
    Hits:
    251
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    Dirk makes John an offer he can't refuse.

    Language:
    English
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    3,269
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    43
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    356
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    Six years ago, D Strider went missing. Since then, Dirk has spent every free moment looking for D.
    And now, almost to the day, Dave goes missing too. The investigators say he's dead, but Dirk won't believe that for a minute. Maybe that's his downfall.

    Prequel to Reunion of the Damned

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    11,465
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    12
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    200

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