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    John Egbert planned for a nice and normal 18th birthday where his tattoo proclaiming the name of his soul mate would not be a major affair. Maybe a celebratory dinner and too much cake, but well that was why he invited Dave along. What he had not planned on was waking up with Dirk Strider's name on his back.

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    5/?
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    112
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    John likes his apartment, and his job, and his life! Or at least he tells himself he does, tells himself that the void in his life isn't really there, and drowns out his doubts with loud movies late at night.

    Except one day that starts this whole bizarre war with the asshole downstairs, some guy who thinks he can judge John's taste in movies, and sasses him in every gold-written letter that lands on his mat.

    It's not like he could possibly be enjoying that war. Not one bit. Nope!

    Just like he can't possibly be starting to get a little bit obsessed with catching just one glimpse of the snarky dick who moves so fast John swears he's hardly there at all...

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    5/?
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    357
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    106
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    Jake English works at a small bookstore in downtown Seattle. Jake has always wished his life would become more amazing or he could go on some big adventure. He also wishes the hot regular would notice him. Life is hard and nobody understands, but maybe he's not the only one who thinks that.

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    2/?
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    2
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    10
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    3
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    189
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    Prompt:
    "John is a punk who goes from store to store destroying merchandise on video for his Youtube and Vine accounts. He claims it’s all a prank and therefore hilarious because nobody gets hurt. That’s until he tries to pull the same shit in the Strider store."
    Bro catches him in the act and they come to the agreement that John has to work in the store for a year. But what happens when actually get to know each other?

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    English
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    6/?
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    21
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    128
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    19
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    John tries to cross something off his bucket list.
    Lube not mentioned, but implied. Dry Won't Fly.

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    1/1
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    1
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    14
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    3
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    206
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    Your name is John Egbert, and you have a problem.

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    408
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    1/1
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    45
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    1
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    994
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    This is all the writing I did for the HSWC 2014 while I was on Team Davce<3Karkat. Took me a while to post it all I know but I ended up writing a lot. There's a heck of a lot of poems and a whole lot of short oneshots so enjoy! (Tags and Ratings will be at the beginning of each chapter.

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    English
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    19,041
    Chapters:
    45/?
    Collections:
    1
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    1
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    50
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    1
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    623
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    A story in which John tries to study and fails miserably.

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    415
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    12
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    3
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    196
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    Post SBurb, Alpha and Beta sessions joined after they beat the game etc etc, the trolls live with Jade and Jake on their island so that humans don’t flip out because aliens, Dave moved out and is making SB&HJ movies in California, Rose and Roxy still live together and Rose is blossoming as a psychiatrist and writer while Roxy is working on attending all of her AA meetings, Dirk has continued his pursuits in robotics rather than picking up smuppets, and John has moved out of his Dad’s house where Jane decided to stay and open a bakery nearby, John is living on his own in Arizona working at a video store and coping with PTSD.

    If you have triggers just be careful I don't know what else to even tag this with.

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    2,147
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    3
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    26
    Bookmarks:
    9
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    169
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    Post SBurb, Alpha and Beta sessions joined after they beat the game etc etc, the trolls live with Jade and Jake on their island so that humans don’t flip out because aliens, Dave moved out and is making SB&HJ movies in California, Rose and Roxy still live together and Rose is blossoming as a psychiatrist and writer while Roxy is working on attending all of her AA meetings, Dirk has continued his pursuits in robotics rather than picking up smuppets, and John has moved out of his Dad’s house where Jane decided to stay and open a bakery nearby, John is living on his own in Arizona working at a video store and coping with PTSD.
    John has a series of panic attacks that continue to worsen and calls Dave for support, but Dave is in the middle of producing SB&HJ and calls Dirk to check up on John for him. While Dirk is there John has a bad panic attack and Dirk concludes that living alone isn’t the best for him.

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    6/?
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    29
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    96
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    13
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    I have been called many names; Angel, freak, nephillim, demon, archangel, satan, and much more. I am none of those. I am a mutant. I was born with white as snow, soft as silk wings.

    My name is Johnathon Egbert, and this is only a small part of it all.

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    English
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    18,821
    Chapters:
    8/?
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    52
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    126
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    14
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    2116
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    Will be a collection of drabbles that i thought were cute/interesting.
    There will be sadstuck and other stuff but no major things.
    These are merely for inspiration.

    These will have nothing to do with Sburb or the actual story line.

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    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    2
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    11
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    164
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    Tumblr Request!
    ~Anonymous says:
    I was wondering if I could request some John as well? I was thinking a very pear shaped John progressively puts on more weight and doesn't notice until something happens(His pants bust open or something) only to find that he loves the weight and begins purposefully putting it on. Maybe he catches the eye of Dave or Dirk :v~
    I had a lot of fun writing this and it was seriously a cute request

    Series
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    English
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    1,387
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Kudos:
    26
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    3
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    The characters are all going to the venue, The Fun House, for a punk show. Most of them are in it or helping, but that doesn't stop them from having fun. Now, if only Dirk could figure out how to talk to a certain dorky band member. (hint: John)

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    English
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    2,717
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    4
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    5
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    104
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    Dirk and John get paired up to be math tutors for one of their professors and Dirk gets a bit more than he bargained for.

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    5/?
    Comments:
    4
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    59
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    11
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    641
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    Dirk Strider is living in the Aftermath of losing the only man he ever loved, will Dirk be able to pull himself together and move on, Maybe find happiness in his life again, or will Dirk let the pain he felt in his past define the rest of his life?

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    English
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    9,313
    Chapters:
    13/13
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    26
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    3
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    580
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    821
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    2
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    6
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    268
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    You werent going to be a creep about this, and you were pretty fuckin sure getting fucked by someone that resembled him remarkably was being a creep about it.

    3 weeks later, you caved in.

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    English
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    306
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    15
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    422
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    I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M DOING. Basically all Striders want John. (And additional relationships.) In this version, Dirk is the older son of Bro. (Yes I know Dirk is practically Bro) I'm just winging this shit without thinking. :D

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    English
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    2,882
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    6
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    63
    Bookmarks:
    10
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    1242
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    You told him. You told him so many times you can't possibly fathom reaching the number by counting on both your fingers and toes.

    If he did so much as raise a finger against him, you would be sure to make the rest of his life a living hell. That is, if he was still alive by the time you were done with him.

    Yet here you are helplessly pounding on his run down front door through the sounds of yells, cries, and smashing glass just on the other side, unable to intervene or do anything useful.

    He didn't fucking listen.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,032
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    64
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    845

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