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    Life has thrown a shit storm of ill-fated events at a boy by the name of John Egbert, which has left his mind in shambles. His friends desperately try to repair their broken friend, but even the kindest of acts can cause the cruelest of conflicts to arise. Will John manage to survive the prison of a possessive partner, from drowning in the depths of his faltering depression and a potentially dangerous pet?

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    One lonely boy skylark who goes by the name of John Egbert gets a new pet (... but not really) in order to fill the void caused by the death of his dad (ºnº)

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    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    10
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    239
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    When John turned 16, he didn't hit puberty. Puberty hit him. Like a fucking truck.

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    203
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    1/1
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    8
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    2
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    209
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    And Other Fun Free Time Activities, A Memoir by Dirk Strider

    The game's over; time to figure out what to do with his life. Get his shit together and start making smart, rational decisions? Hopefully. Maybe. If he really puts his mind to it.

    ...Who is he kidding, he's a fucking disaster.

    (Or, the one in which Dirk and John fall in love and nobody is straight, ever.)

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    English
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    15,575
    Chapters:
    5/21
    Comments:
    47
    Kudos:
    79
    Bookmarks:
    21
    Hits:
    663
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    You never claimed to be a saint.

    or: in which everyone is awful, at least a little bit, except for jane. because Character Flaws™

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    1,132
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    14
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    136
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    You've got a pile of dirty laundry in the corner of your room you haven't touched in what must be months, a fridge that's completely bare save for a bottle of spoiled milk and a couple of rotten vegetables, a collection of katanas hung up on your wall which are the only things in your apartment not collecting dust, and a slew of friendships crumbling around you.

    Or, Dirk Strider's impending deconstruction chronicled in four parts.

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    English
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    15,256
    Chapters:
    2/4
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    14
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    169
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    in which Tavros and Vriska are new kids at school, Nepeta and Dirk draw horse pornography, Vriska and Terezi are useless lesbians, the theatre kids put on a performance of Romeo and Juliet, and Jake the bear flirts with Tavros the twink and Tavros doesn't think he's actually flirting with him and it drives him crazy.

    newsflash asshole, ive been flirting with you the whole time

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    7,539
    Chapters:
    1/8
    Comments:
    2
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    17
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    118
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    A school where people who have powers are welcome and are taught how to use them things go astray. Will anyone with a mind be able to do anything? Probably not.

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    English
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    21,592
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    6
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    251
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    John x Striders!
    Some will be drabbles and some will be full length. Enjoy!

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    English
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    4,305
    Chapters:
    7/30
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    50
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    1309
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    “Rox, I know exactly what this is. We spelled it out before anything started.” You’re tired of explaining this to her, and every second you stand here is a second wasted. “It’s nothing, means nothing. Mutual benefits of the physical kind. Bros with benefits. The best benefits. Minus the bro aspect. Just benefits, Rox.”

    Dirk and John have a friends with benefits deal going on in high school.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    41
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    249
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    John was sweet and innocent- it was no surprise they loved him. Jade and Rose have no problems sharing, because that's what friends do, but Dave was always overly possessive of him, and that may well ruin everything...

    In which Dave and his Trickster self find they have something in common, Jade and Rose want to keep John safe, and John just wants to be with the ones he loves most.

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    English
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    472
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    11
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    158
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    College roomies John and Dirk decide to bond together over pot brownies and ghost summoning. They were very much warned about summonings.

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    English
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    2,648
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    50
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    448
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    Time changes everything. Opinions, humans, surroundings, reality, even the gods themselves. The only question that can't be answered, however, is what to do when time stops behaving as it should. The gods and mortals are in a race against increasingly erratic time and space in hopes of salvaging this world they all live in.

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    English
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    14,190
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    46
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    623
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    John Egbert is more so known as crossdressing K-POP singer Nae Salang worldwide. Except by his best friend, Dave and Dave’s older brother Dirk (who just happens to be one of his biggest fans).

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    287
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    6
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    137
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    All my fills from the bonus rounds! These will be posted slowly. Also, they're from four years ago.

    Some of them might be expanded on, eventually.

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    English
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    11,020
    Chapters:
    26/?
    Kudos:
    24
    Hits:
    331
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    John likes Dirk. Dirk likes Jake.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,500
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    10
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    197
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    Rufioh, Damara, Meulin, Dirk, and John all meet up to talk about anime. Shit happens.

    Language:
    English
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    2,791
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    6
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    145
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    Living with your boyfriend has the unexpected consequence of being caught off-guard time to time.

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    English
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    475
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    21
    Hits:
    168
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    This is an audio transcript of the second unaired episode of Cutthroat Kitchen in a dream bubble right before the events of endgame. The intentions of Jane may or may not be influenced by the Betty Crocker company. Viewer discretion of (mostly) bleeped swears is advised.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    22
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    189
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    John does not have a crush on his best friend's older brother. Not at all.

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    English
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    828
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    19
    Hits:
    170
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    Dirk receives intel about a guy almost exactly like Jake, and happily swaps stories with an online acquaintance. Spoiler: It is Jake. And the acquaintance is Jake's cousin, John. Oops.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,605
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    62
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    354

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