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    He tells you that he wonders what it would be like to snap your neck; if you'd scream and cry and kick like that first girl he and Dirk watched Bro kill, or if you'd whine and writhe like the animals he has kept in jars down in the basement. You tell him you want him to snap your neck. He tells you he doesn't think he could go through with it.


    8tracks.

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    You invite Jade over, and Jane invites Dirk. Jade arrives at four with a sleeping bag in hand and a backpack in another, packed to the brim with snacks and games. Dirk arrives at six with just a hand bag filled with stuff he needs.

    You really didn't imagine the night would end up like this.

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    1/?
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    17
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    3
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    Slow burn fic, for my incredibly specific relationship interaction and au.
    John Egbert is attending a boarding school in Texas, trying to keep his stress levels under the hood. The issue is that his roommate is Dirk Strider, who is a major fucking dickwad.
    It's focusing mainly on their interactions, not really on their relationship. I might set up this au, then do more one-shots on the side.

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    2/?
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    Your name is James Crocker, and you have survived the end of the world.

    Despite everything that was expected, this turned out to be a minor inconvenience at best.

    What do you do now, you may ask?

    You write a guidebook to everything you're learning about the brand new world around you, your extended family, your extended reality, and maybe along the way you find your own place in the unexpectedly bright post-apocalyptic future.

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    1/?
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    7
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    "Dear Lord," he starts, "I know there are many children struggling in this day and age with temptation. Sometimes we feel pressured to commit sins, but please do not hold this against my son. John promises to do better in the future and learn from his mistakes, right?"

    John crosses his fingers underneath the table, and prays for the food to still be warm once his dad is done spewing bullshit. "I promise, God."

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    2/?
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    5
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    2
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    It's not quite a babysitting job when your mindee is better at taking care of himself and your home than you ever were, and he's kind of an undiscovered genius with a pretty nice ass.

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    College AU, the game never happened, Cal was never possessed so Bro is basically just adult!Dirk
    This is gonna be a slow build because I can never have enough exposition. Rating will probably change in later chapters.

    John is a freshman college student when he makes a new friend named Dave. Dave tells Bro all about John over Christmas break and piques his curiosity.

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    2/?
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    10
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    This is basically a series of interconnected vignettes using the challenge lists...because I like them. It will not be done in 30 days or 60 days, it will probably be longer than that. John is of age in this fic, although there is roughly a 10 year age difference between the two.

    This is a sequel to my "A Surprisingly Compatible Relationship" fic, but you don't have to read that to understand what's going on in this fic. Also, each chapter is mostly self-contained (meaning if you don't like a chapter you can skip it without losing any understanding of what's going on). So if you don't want to read the NSFW chapters you can totally skip them without hurting you ability to understand the story.

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    3/?
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    6
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    28
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    5
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    306
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    100 word drabbles for NaNoWriMo because I had nothing else to write. Tags in individual descriptions. Not all entirely related.

    I'm never gonna pull my head outta my ass long enough to finish the last 10 chapters so I'm changing this to 20

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    20/20
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    "TT: For what it's worth, I'm picturing them now. A boy and a girl.
    TT: Two perfect little freaks of nature raised by people who've clearly got no business bringin' up anybody."

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    John's face was lit aflame, staring at the man across him. "What, after all of this? You're just going to apologize and act like it means something?"

    The Strider didn't show any emotion, hidden by his shades as usual. John's reflection stared back at him, and he was glad that he could't see the eyes behind them. He'd remember the times that those eyes looked at him lovingly, or hungrily, or with a disgusted flare. He didn't think he could handle that right now, as he tore his world down word by word.

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    2/?
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    In the aftermath of everything, what's left? You can smile and pretend everything is okay, but you don't walk away from a battle like that without scars.

    Just some drabbles about everyone dealing with the aftermath of the game. They all live in one house and polyamory is common. Smut in later chapters!

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    With the end of Sburb, the world was reset. The kids grew up, not knowing of what had occured in their previous lives, they never knew the trials they went through, only the reward of living again.

    Yet, memories come back in bubbles of dreams and hazy visions. One cannot simply forget their past.

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    1/?
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    "You mean you want to date me, to get my brother to notice you? Holy shit, even I've never stooped so low. Can you see where I dropped my morals from down there? I've been looking for ages, but can never quite match that extreme depth. Help me Antman, you're my only hope."

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    3/?
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    14
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    John Egbert planned for a nice and normal 18th birthday where his tattoo proclaiming the name of his soul mate would not be a major affair. Maybe a celebratory dinner and too much cake, but well that was why he invited Dave along. What he had not planned on was waking up with Dirk Strider's name on his back.

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    Dirk and John suck at dating, Dave sucks at cockblocking, and Rose and Bro are just here to sit back and enjoy the show.

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    John likes his apartment, and his job, and his life! Or at least he tells himself he does, tells himself that the void in his life isn't really there, and drowns out his doubts with loud movies late at night.

    Except one day that starts this whole bizarre war with the asshole downstairs, some guy who thinks he can judge John's taste in movies, and sasses him in every gold-written letter that lands on his mat.

    It's not like he could possibly be enjoying that war. Not one bit. Nope!

    Just like he can't possibly be starting to get a little bit obsessed with catching just one glimpse of the snarky dick who moves so fast John swears he's hardly there at all...

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    "Your brother's best friend is adorable; you've know that since the first time you met him when he was thirteen and you were 22."

    You have a problem. That problem is your brother's best friend. You find yourself constantly wanting to be around him, despite the nine year age difference. That is the problem.

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    1/?
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    When John bought a car, no one was surprised. I mean, do I even have to tell you why? What kind of nineteen year old catholic boy doesn't want a shiny new ride to impress the ladies? Not this kind, for sure.
    The teen had been saving up for a while to spend all his money on a beat up Volkswagen, save a little put to the side for gas money. His father wondered why John would take any interest in some old van, but never questioned the boy. He was growing into a fine young man and could most definitely start to make his own decisions .
    What no one expected -not even John- was for the new driver to pack a small back of clothes and a sleeping bag into the back of his van, announcing to friends and family that he was going off on an adventure.
    When anyone would ask John, "Why?" he would simply reply with "Why not?" followed by a reassuring grin.
    "But you'll miss Mass. What about school? College? Don't you have a girlfriend? What about a job?!" Each question was always silenced by the same answer. "Why not? These are all things I can leave behind, can't I?"

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    English
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    715
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    10
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    29
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    7
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    455
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    In which John Egbert is dead, and the only one who can see him is his best friend's older brother.

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    3,376
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    19
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    47
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    698

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