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    Your name is John Egbert. And your best bro just moved to your neighborhood and boy are you psyched. But things don't turn out exactly the way you wanted it to be when both Striders are chasing after you. And holy shit, is that your dad macking on Mr. Strider ?!

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    3
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    you know somethings off when you realize that you enjoy putting lisa frank stickers all over your best friends face more than you enjoy making out in the back row of a movie theater with a girl who has blue hair (almost as blue as his eyes).

    (also if anyone has any suggestions for the title of this fic please hmu its so bad right now)

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    2/?
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    14
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    When John bought a car, no one was surprised. I mean, do I even have to tell you why? What kind of nineteen year old catholic boy doesn't want a shiny new ride to impress the ladies? Not this kind, for sure.
    The teen had been saving up for a while to spend all his money on a beat up Volkswagen, save a little put to the side for gas money. His father wondered why John would take any interest in some old van, but never questioned the boy. He was growing into a fine young man and could most definitely start to make his own decisions .
    What no one expected -not even John- was for the new driver to pack a small back of clothes and a sleeping bag into the back of his van, announcing to friends and family that he was going off on an adventure.
    When anyone would ask John, "Why?" he would simply reply with "Why not?" followed by a reassuring grin.
    "But you'll miss Mass. What about school? College? Don't you have a girlfriend? What about a job?!" Each question was always silenced by the same answer. "Why not? These are all things I can leave behind, can't I?"

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    Chapters:
    1/?
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    5
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    12
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    4
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    "John is a punk who goes from store to store destroying merchandise on video for his Youtube and Vine accounts. He claims it’s all a prank and therefore hilarious because nobody gets hurt. That’s until he tries to pull the same shit in the Strider store."
    Bro catches him in the act and they come to the agreement that John has to work in the store for a year. But what happens when actually get to know each other?

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    7/?
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    26
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    22
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    "I put your doll on the bed. You should be more careful dude its pretty torn up.”

    He raised a brow at that. “What doll? Cal hasn’t come out of my room like ever.”

    “It was in front of the house out on the sidewalk. I figured you dropped it.”

    “Weird.”

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    4/?
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    15
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    77
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    10
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    You are kind of FREAKING OUT right now. In MIDDLE SCHOOL, you used to claim you were NOT A HOMOSEXUAL so often that people just kind of WENT WITH IT. Now, you're pretty sure they are all still under that assumption, but it just isn't the truth. You aren't HOMOSEXUAL, but you are PANSEXUAL, and you think you might KIND OF have a crush on DAVE STRIDER, who is supposed to be your BEST BRO.

    > John: Be a gentleman. Ask him to dance.

    You may be a GENTLEMAN, but you are not going to ASK HIM TO DANCE.

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    4/?
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    18
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    38
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    4
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    "You mean you want to date me, to get my brother to notice you? Holy shit, even I've never stooped so low. Can you see where I dropped my morals from down there? I've been looking for ages, but can never quite get down to their level. Help me Antman, you're my only hope."

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    2/?
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    5
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    34
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    4
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    207
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    She has lipstick the color of John's eyes, and she tears your life apart piece by piece.

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    1/1
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    14
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    23
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    1
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    149
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    Just a bunch of one shots using John Egbert ships. REQUESTS OPEN.

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    Chapters:
    2/?
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    6
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    9
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    He tells you that he wonders what it would be like to snap your neck; if you'd scream and cry and kick like that first girl he and Dirk watched Bro kill, or if you'd whine and writhe like the animals he has kept in jars down in the basement. You tell him you want him to snap your neck. He tells you he doesn't think he could go through with it.


    8tracks.

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    1/?
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    35
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    6
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    These are all these drabbles of couples I make, varying from outright fluffy to down right dirty. Take a peek if you want!

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    3/?
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    5
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    1
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    john might not think he's much of a leader, but he can really take charge when it counts. like putting dirk in his place, for example.

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    Dear John,

    As you read this, I'm already gone. Not by will but by force, obviously. They will deny stealing my body away from you, but I will always be with you in spirit. Please do not mourn, for we will meet again in the afterlife. I will await for your arrival, my prince...

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    2/?
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    Dave brings home a Friend and Bro has his doubts about the mysterious kid.

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    Chapters:
    26/?
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    37
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    183
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    15
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    A collection of drabbles from my tumblr, ranging from general fluffy things to smut.

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    31/31
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    53
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    660
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    45
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    28697
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    John Egbert is down in his luck. Over the past two weeks, his car has broken down three times, his daughter has been sent home "sick" from kindergarten four, and he's been fired from both of his part-time jobs. He guesses that's why he's outside of a movie director's main headquarters that is "desperately seeking a secretary" in a skin-tight blue dress that he's pretty sure is cutting off all circulation to his dick, complete with high heels and pantyhose with black lipstick to match.

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    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    10
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    25
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    3
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    Just some random one shots for gay pairings in Homestuck! Any missing ships will be added whenever the chapter is made! Feel free to comment or send in some requests as well!

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    3/?
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    2
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    26
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    1
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    998
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    With your gossipy family already alight with speculation over the breakup you don't want to talk about there's not much you could do to cause much more of a stir. So of course you had to do the one thing that would make everyone start breathing down your neck.

    You swear this is all Rose's fault.

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    1/1
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    2
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    34
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    3
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    243
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    You've been beaten up by Dave Strider more than once, kissed so hard your lips bled, lost your virginity to Dirk Strider, pretended to have lost your virginity to Rose Lalonde, dated your best friend Vriska Serket, attended too many Christmas parties and played a failed game of truth or dare.

    Thus is life.

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    English
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    1/1
    Comments:
    10
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    37
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    5
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    319
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    John Egbert is dead. He doesn't remember exactly what happened, or how he managed to get here, but all he knows is that he can fly and walk through walls. It's extremely unnerving. No one can see him- Except for his best friend's older brother, Dirk Strider.

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    English
    Words:
    514
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    20
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    349

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