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    When John bought a car, no one was surprised. I mean, do I even have to tell you why? What kind of nineteen year old catholic boy doesn't want a shiny new ride to impress the ladies? Not this kind, for sure.
    The teen had been saving up for a while to spend all his money on a beat up Volkswagen, save a little put to the side for gas money. His father wondered why John would take any interest in some old van, but never questioned the boy. He was growing into a fine young man and could most definitely start to make his own decisions .
    What no one expected -not even John- was for the new driver to pack a small back of clothes and a sleeping bag into the back of his van, announcing to friends and family that he was going off on an adventure.
    When anyone would ask John, "Why?" he would simply reply with "Why not?" followed by a reassuring grin.
    "But you'll miss Mass. What about school? College? Don't you have a girlfriend? What about a job?!" Each question was always silenced by the same answer. "Why not? These are all things I can leave behind, can't I?"

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    Vriska has a problem, but aggressively pretends she doesn't; Dirk and Rose graciously take turns dissecting hapless newcomers; John and Feferi are friendleaders! and here to help! and just really goddamn suspicious in general; Dave is a trolling troll who trolls trolls with nothing to lose; Karkat is gloriously, bitterly ashen for everyone; and Aradia is always watching you. Yes, you.

    Meanwhile, time marches steadily closer to the day that all of their lives irrevocably change.

    And in the support group that nobody will admit is actually a support group, everyone tries their best to be strong.

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    3/?
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    "Dear Lord," he starts, "I know there are many children struggling in this day and age with temptation. Sometimes we feel pressured to commit sins, but please do not hold this against my son. John promises to do better in the future and learn from his mistakes, right?"

    John crosses his fingers underneath the table, and prays for the food to still be warm once his dad is done spewing bullshit. "I promise, God."

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    4/?
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    A fic for where I'll post my hopefully millions of Homestuck drabbles.

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    23/?
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    Dirk owns a flower shop. One afternoon, a cute guy barges in with a very specific request.

    Well, this should be fun.

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    With the end of Sburb, the world was reset. The kids grew up, not knowing of what had occured in their previous lives, they never knew the trials they went through, only the reward of living again.

    Yet, memories come back in bubbles of dreams and hazy visions. One cannot simply forget their past.

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    2/?
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    This is basically a series of interconnected vignettes using the challenge lists...because I like them. It will not be done in 30 days or 60 days, it will probably be longer than that. John is of age in this fic, although there is roughly a 10 year age difference between the two.

    This is a sequel to my "A Surprisingly Compatible Relationship" fic, but you don't have to read that to understand what's going on in this fic. Also, each chapter is mostly self-contained (meaning if you don't like a chapter you can skip it without losing any understanding of what's going on). So if you don't want to read the NSFW chapters you can totally skip them without hurting you ability to understand the story.

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    4/?
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    Don't let the title fool you, there is no real debate here. Everyone knows John Egbert is actually, 100%, totally, indeniably adorable.

    (dont read this its dumb)

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    1/1
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    10
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    2
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    You grow up believing soulmates don't exist.

    Then, you fall in love and start hoping they might.

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    Your name is James Crocker, and you have survived the end of the world.

    Despite everything that was expected, this turned out to be a minor inconvenience at best.

    What do you do now, you may ask?

    You write a guidebook to everything you're learning about the brand new world around you, your extended family, your extended reality, and maybe along the way you find your own place in the unexpectedly bright post-apocalyptic future.

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    2/?
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    Your name is Dave Elizabeth Strider and you think you're in love. Maybe he will grow to love you, too.

    Your name is Dirk Ambrose Strider and you just want your brother to be happy. You will do whatever it takes.

    Your name is John Huxtable Egbert and you are very scared. And you think you may want to die.

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    6/?
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    One sentence for forty different pairings.

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    John has a problem.

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    1/1
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    3
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    Set right after the kids walk through the door into their new universe! Everyone splits into groups to search the new planet, and John ends up with Dave's mysterious brother/dad Dirk. Will things get steamy or will John make a fool of himself? Probably both.

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    1/?
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    2
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    1
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    He tells you that he wonders what it would be like to snap your neck; if you'd scream and cry and kick like that first girl he and Dirk watched Bro kill, or if you'd whine and writhe like the animals he has kept in jars down in the basement. You tell him you want him to snap your neck. He tells you he doesn't think he could go through with it.


    8tracks.

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    You invite Jade over, and Jane invites Dirk. Jade arrives at four with a sleeping bag in hand and a backpack in another, packed to the brim with snacks and games. Dirk arrives at six with just a hand bag filled with stuff he needs.

    You really didn't imagine the night would end up like this.

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    1/?
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    3
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    134
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    Slow burn fic, for my incredibly specific relationship interaction and au.
    John Egbert is attending a boarding school in Texas, trying to keep his stress levels under the hood. The issue is that his roommate is Dirk Strider, who is a major fucking dickwad.
    It's focusing mainly on their interactions, not really on their relationship. I might set up this au, then do more one-shots on the side.

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    5,825
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    2/?
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    3
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    It's not quite a babysitting job when your mindee is better at taking care of himself and your home than you ever were, and he's kind of an undiscovered genius with a pretty nice ass.

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    1,248
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    24
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    1
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    367
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    College AU, the game never happened, Cal was never possessed so Bro is basically just adult!Dirk
    This is gonna be a slow build because I can never have enough exposition. Rating will probably change in later chapters.

    John is a freshman college student when he makes a new friend named Dave. Dave tells Bro all about John over Christmas break and piques his curiosity.

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    Chapters:
    2/?
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    12
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    35
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    10
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    319
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    100 word drabbles for NaNoWriMo because I had nothing else to write. Tags in individual descriptions. Not all entirely related.

    I'm never gonna pull my head outta my ass long enough to finish the last 10 chapters so I'm changing this to 20

    Language:
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    2,000
    Chapters:
    20/20
    Kudos:
    44
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    865

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