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    This is just a build off my last series of drabbles. Little fics (mostly smut, but some gore) based on any number of prompt sources.

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    11/?
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    They are in high school currently.
    Dave and Dirk protect John when he's weak and young so he leanrs to be rough and grows up to be super protective of himself but sometimes he still needs his sidekicks haha.
    Love is the answer to everything pls read bby give me chance.

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    1/1
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    John seriously needs to stop for two reasons. 1: he needs to stop hopping from person to person whilst seeking romantic and sexual activities, and 2. he can't take the sounds of his ex and his boyfriend doing it almost every night. Prior to this sudden shock of realising he needs to stop, he went to the club to escape the sounds and bumped into someone very familiar.

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    5/?
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    18
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    1
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    Seriously I just wanted a johndirk highschool au so im writing my own. go, follow your dreams.

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    Chapters:
    8/8
    Comments:
    6
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    14
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    1
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    206
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    Your name is John Egbert, and you are not a homosexual.

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    1/1
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    6
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    37
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    Your name is John Egbert and you are the victim of kidnapping and human trafficking. You were sold to a man who goes by 'Mr. Strider' and while he has shown himself to be kind to you when you are obedient, you are terrified to find out what he could do if you disobey him.

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    Chapters:
    10/10
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    43
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    208
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    14
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    3159
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    It was really John's fault for dating someone who was practically an identical twin. From behind Dirk and Dave looked so much alike, the only thing that really separated the two was Dirk's orange eyes verses Dave's brilliant red ones.

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    22
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    3
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    Dirk is proud of his position as a royal knight, and it took a lot to get him such a high position under Lord Kankri; who is picky about who can serve him.
    John was exiled for his natural gifts, that supposedly were a threat to the King and his people. He gets along just fine on his own, with his magic and his wits.
    When these two meet, sparks fly. But getting past their very different statuses is just the first step for Dirk to really have whom he's fallen head over heels for. But, with a touch of magic on his side, what could go wrong?

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    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    3
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    15
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    “Your natural state is enlightenment. Everything else you've ever been told about yourself is a lie. We are trying to wake ourselves up, because we come from source energy and we are ALL one. We have to realize that our brothers and sisters that we are seeing in the dream, are mere reflections of our inner self. Yin and yang, love and hate. People that we dislike, are mere reflections of our own character defects. People that we like and love are true successful manifestations of our deepest most inner self. We are beings of light. Our mission, is to be creation, and create positive energy on spaceship Earth.”
    - Troll Ted Cruz, 30 Microwave Recipes So Easy Your Lusus Could Prepare Them!

     

    Two boys and three girls find themselves on the run from teen angst and stagnation.

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    1/1
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    3
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    4
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    "Dave and Dirk compete to see who can show John the best time. John is willing to encourage this behavior as long as it gets him fantastically laid."

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    English
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    7
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
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    2
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    4
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    1
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    John and Dirk are dumb and I love them.

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    3/?
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    1
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    13
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    106
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    (proverb.) you shouldn't criticize others when you have similar faults of your own.

    You have been home for exactly one week, three hours, and four minutes. Jade and Jane are in the kitchen doing something together, your dad is six feet under ground in a cemetery two miles from your house because the Striders managed to take him out two years ago, and you are sitting in front of the television, listening to the static that comes from turning it anywhere past channel seventy. You have been home for exactly one week, three hours, and five minutes, and you are almost starting to miss the small room that you were trapped in for five years, the chains on your ankles, the spiked collar around your neck. You are starting to miss Dave Strider, and that idea leaves a sickly feeling in your stomach and sour bile in the back of your throat.

    8tracks.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    8
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    25
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    278
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    Dirk's your average alchemical magician, and he thinks he's got a decent thing going. Turns out that he should really be a bit more careful with what he's doing. But he's going to learn that the hard way...

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    Chapters:
    1/?
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    2
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    1
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    54
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    Jake's archaeological dig in Egypt was extended by two weeks. Unfortunately, he promised to take Dave with him on a dig in their area, so he has to cancel. But he did say he would do *anything* to make up for it, right? and Dave is nothing if not opportunistic.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
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    25
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    He is, without a doubt, the worst kisser you have ever had the displeasure of locking lips with.

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    12
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    200
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    warning label: the following features stunts performed by literal gods with magic powers. don't try this at home, jackass.

    [dirkjohnweek day 5: dirk accidentally intentionally feeds john a peanut]

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
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    44
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    315
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    ‘I didn’t mean to kill her.’ John tried to argue against the thought that kept flicking through his mind, he was frozen to the spot, ‘I didn’t mean to kill her, I didn’t even know her… It just happened’
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    When John wakes up with only hazy memories of his past what will become of his future? and what had happened to him in the first place?

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    English
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    1,175
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    3
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    16
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    263
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    Series
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    Chapters:
    1/2
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    1
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    27
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    437
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    Mini-fic for dirkjohn week 2016.

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    English
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    297
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    6
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    85
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    A fic for where I'll post my hopefully millions of Homestuck drabbles.

    Language:
    English
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    6,157
    Chapters:
    24/?
    Kudos:
    20
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    360

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