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    You've determined the hobbies of the monarch you serve are as follows:

    1. Ill-timed pranks.
    2. Cooking.
    3. Subconsciously pulling elaborate political schemes off perfectly, ad infinitum, every one of which inches his mind closer to some ineffable dark chasm you're curious to find the depth of.

    Anyway, he makes damn good lasagna.

    (although part of a series, this fic is a standalone. feel free to read this first!)

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    When their custodians, guardians, parents and elder siblings disappear things have gone quite depressing; but when younger and different versions of them appear things get chaotically confusing.

    Misunderstandings and conspiracy theories abound as John and his friends appear in the Alphaverse through means they don't remember. Meanwhile their counterparts appear in The Medium, confused but slowly figuring things out as they explore the mysterious meteor and golden ship.

    John didn't know what happened, Johnathon didn't know either. All they know was one moment they were there, and the next, they were somewhere else entirely. But one thing they do know; it was going to be a hell of a time getting back. If only they could remember what happened!

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    TEMPORARILY DISCONTINUED
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    You were 7 years old the first time you saw a dragon ...

     

    (Posted in wattpad as Dragonstuck x reader (homestuck au fanfiction) by HealerSilverEyes)

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    4/?
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    Over fifty years ago the Alternian War was ended when Earth's greatest hero, Colonel Sassacre, repelled the invasion by defeating the alien leader, Her Imperious Condescension. Now his descendants must take up the mantle of protecting the Earth when the Alternian Empire returns. But what's this? A peaceful Empress? And she wants to talk to who?

    The story of how Jade Harley became Empress of Earth, Feferi Peixes quelled her first revolution, Karkat Vantas became the ultimate symbol of peace, and twelve trolls and eight humans became the most screwed up family in all the known universe.

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    After a FLARP session, Vriska Serket finds a small human, a species usually viewed as pets. Taking care of a human will be a new challenge, but surely not enough of one to trouble her, right?

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    5/?
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    37
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    It's a hot summer night and Vriska, being the troll she is, is wide awake. And of course, being the troll she is, Vriska is going to make John suffer with her.

    JohnVris in 2018? You should be ashamed.

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    The world is breaking.

    The Scratch failed.

    You can't die, there's no way to make it Just or Heroic.

    What will you do?

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    1.
    TA: gue22 what ii found.
    AC: :33 < tg-or-boy-tt's hive? *ac guesses*
    CG: IT HAD BETTER BE A DOUCHE IN SHADES.
    TA: iit'2 ...
    TA: iiiiiit'2 ......
    TA: two douche2 iin 2hade2.
    --
    2.
    EB: vriska
    AG: Wow!
    AG: Do my eyes deceive me? The great John Eg8ert, lowering himself to talking to a 8ig not-nice meanie like me?
    AG: … W8. How are you even contacting me right now, I thought we were out of the game!!!!!!!!
    AG: Is this another FRIGGING DREAM8U88LE??? RAAARARRAAUUUAAAAUUAGHGHGGHGGGGHHGH!
    --
    Meanwhile, on the internet. Takes place during Covalent.

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    You've got a pile of dirty laundry in the corner of your room you haven't touched in what must be months, a fridge that's completely bare save for a bottle of spoiled milk and a couple of rotten vegetables, a collection of katanas hung up on your wall which are the only things in your apartment not collecting dust, and a slew of friendships crumbling around you.

    Or, Dirk Strider's impending deconstruction chronicled in four parts.

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    A collection of drabbles for my Super People Au! This is for Homestuck, and Post Act one! Requests for characters and interaction are more then welcome.

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    3/?
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    VRISKA: How a8out this.
    VRISKA: I'll give you all the luck in the world...
    VRISKA: IF you give yourself to me.
    VRISKA: Let's sign a contract. A 8INDING contract.

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    Twenty first birthday celebrations.

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    EB: so... i hear you're back with gamzee? seriously???
    CG: OH, *YOU* WANT TO HAVE THIS CONVERSATION. YOU, WHO ARE OBVIOUSLY A CONNOISSEUR IN ALL MATTERS PERTAINING TO TROLLHOOD AND MOIRALLEGIANCE. WHO AM I TO DISAPPOINT!
    CG: SO, I HEAR YOU'RE WITH *VRISKA*? SERIOUSLY???
    EB: ...
    EB: on second thought, let's talk about movies.
    CG: YEAH, WE MIGHT ACCIDENTALLY FALL ON EACH OTHER ALL CLAWS OUT OTHERWISE, AND THEN IT'LL BE HELL HAVING TO MAKE OUT.
    CG: MAKE UP.
    CG: I MEANT MAKE UP. FUCK. TYPO. HAHA.

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    -- tentacleTherapist [TT] has joined memo CALLING ALL JACKASSES --

    CG: THANK LITTLE JEGUS AND ALL HIS WIGGLER-EATING ELVES. WHAT IS YOUR FUCKING STATUS.
    CA: oh great and wwhich human evven is that again
    TT: Oh, please. We both know perfectly how well you remember me, Mr. Ampora.
    TT: My status is, if you will permit the bad joke, wet and horny.
    CG: MY GANDERBULBS JUST IMPLODED FROM GROSS BY PROXY. WHAT THE CROTCHBLISTERING *FUCK*, LALONDE?
    TT: As in, I have just emerged from what is either a recuperacoon or a fairly good mock-up, and there are protrusions attached to my skull that I am inclined to believe would be candy-corn-colored.
    CG: ... OH. YEAH, VERY AMUSING. I AM VERY AMUSED. HERE IS A PICTOGRAPHIC REPRESENTATION OF MY MIRTH. |:B

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    1/1
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    It has been a year after events of SBURB, not everyone of our protagonists could leave the game. Everyone decided to throw a party to celebrate a one year anniversary , but during the celebration they meet someone who they didn't know existed, and from him they learn the truth about SBURB and everything related to it, they are shocked by what they've learned.

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    Dave and Nepeta ship John and Karkat caliginously, and they have a plan to get them together. Stuff happens. I suck at summaries read it or whatever

     

    edit: this story's on hiatus, because i totally don't know what write for the next chapter.

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    5/?
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    Join Princess Twilight Sparkle, Feliciano "Italy" Vargas and John Egbert as they review the worst and worst their fandoms have to offer!

    Episode 1: "Homestuck High"
    Episode 2: Cupcakes
    Episode 3: Harry Potter Turns to the Lord
    Episode 4: Romano x Depressed Reader
    Episode 5: Sonic Fights Robotnik
    Episode 6: MyAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!
    Episode 7: Pattycakes

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    18/?
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    College you'd always thought it would be cool but no it wasn't god! It, wasn't for one simple fact, Eridan ampora.

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    3/?
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    The new universe has finally been made. Everyone's ready to celebrate.

    And then Karkat just HAD to open his big mouth.

    "SO...NOW WHAT?"

    New universe drabbles. Partially inspired by a tumblr post. Post-victory relaxation.

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    1/?
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    25
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    in a quiet memory, a young troll contemplates her mistakes.

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    5
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