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    After they were done building their new worlds and the World Tree that intertwined them together, the gods were given a choice. They could remain as they are and rule over the mortal realm, or be reborn millennia into the future alongside all the friends they lost on their journey. For anyone that knew them at all that choice was a no-brainer really.

    And now it is the thirteenth of April, and it's the supposed birthday of the first of the First Gods, the Heir of Breath. It just so happens that today is the day that a boy by the name of John Egbert is celebrating his thirteenth birthday. It was supposed to be a quiet affair, really. With some cakes, maybe some pranks, and all around good time to be had.

    So of course, this is the day that the world decided that it had to go crazy.

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    The inevitable heat death of the universe will one day leave what civilization currently calls home a barren wasteland. Or perhaps one's planet will be overtaken by tyrannical dictators who enforce an oppressive class system upon all tiers of life that now live there. But maybe, just maybe, the universe is a yin yang, containing two forces with opposite priorities struggling for control over the natural order of things and said universe's fate is entirely dependent on which side wins. Until then, if order is to continue at all, the multiverse needs more fuel for its fire so not to burnout too soon before Armageddon. For that, one must obtain a stable entropy source. For that, public servants are needed to smash negative feelings and grief wherever they can find them and extract the entropy from their cores.

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    It was the night before the rival kingdoms were to join after decades of war. The marriage was to be the single event to unite the warring kingdoms, bringing peace after epochs of death. There was to be expense spared in the wedding, with the grand hall of the Prospitian cathedral was already adorned with elegant silk banners and jewel encrusted lanterns that shone gentle colours onto the purples and golds. The wedding was going to take place in the handsome prince's own kingdom, the elegant princess to be wooed by the dazzling display.
    Too bad she would never see it...

    Princess Rose Lalonde escapes her castle the night before her wedding to run away with her lover to a cotton farm. The prince has a similar idea.

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    --has a brief-but-not-really existential crisis, gets caught having such feelings by almost everyone, gets involved in more than a few somewhat one-shot events, all that conclude with him being engulfed by the human emotion called friendship, hence eventually coming to terms with his said repressed feelings and learning more about his friends and himself; This includes terrible narrating, subtle and not subtle mental breakdowns, friendship moments, reconciliation moments, somewhat caliginous moments, heart-to-heart talks and lots of stupid monologues.

    TL;DR: a somewhat depressed John Egbert learns a little more about grieving and acceptance towards change with the help of his friends.

    [INDEFINITE HIATUS UNTIL REBOOT]

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    Rose discusses sociology with her best friend.

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    Davejade Spacetime Week 2018 Tuesday 30 October: Costumes Prompt

    In hindsight, that was obviously a stupid costume to wear in Jade’s presence.

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    “Nah, we’re just throwing a pity party for ourselves,” Dave tells him.
    “About…?”
    “We miss John and Jade,” Rose elaborates. Karkat considers this a moment.
    “Can I join?”
    Dave shrugs, Rose’s head still on his shoulder.
    “The more the merrier.”

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    Two friends play a song.

    For Johnrose Week: Day 2- Childhood or Puberty

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    In which Rose is a useless lesbian, John is a dirty ice cream stealer, and Kanaya may have forgot to take the whites out of the wash.

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    Definition of cabrón [Spanish for: dumbass]
    adj.
    stupid; brainless.

    Your name is JOHN EGBERT. You are 18, and a senior at SKAIA HIGH SCHOOL. You live in a house with your FATHERLY father, and your pet iguana, CASEY. You are currently having a breakdown over a pair of pants.

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    Your name is John Egbert, and when you meet Rose Lalonde, you see purple. Purple and darkness and mischief that you trust more than most others think you should.

    Your name is Rose Lalonde, and when you meet John Egbert, you see blue. Blue and trickery and conflict that hides itself behind colors and smiles and opened arms.

    You would gladly place your fate in her hands.
    You would gladly place your fate in his hands.

    (This is a multichapter fic focusing on their friendship. It is not Johnrose in any way, shape, or form, and if you're looking for Johnrose I suggest you look elsewhere.)

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    Space will be saved
    when the mind awakes,
    the witch sleeps,
    the void protects,
    and the traitor dies by time's hand.
    -Jade Harley's diary (page 1)

    UPDATE: This fic is undergoing a (quiet) quite major rewrite. Please stand by, and reread.

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    They've both died so many times in each other's arms.

    For Johnrose Week 2017- Day 5: Music/Lyrics

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    John and Rose send each other birthday presents. Life goes on.

    For Johnrose Week 2017- Day 2: Childhood

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    Jade and John propose, but they don't receive the immediate yes that they expected. Rose and Dave freak out, and try not to ruin everything.

    A story about making marriage work, even before it starts.

    [A sedoretu is, in this case, a four-person marriage, based on worldbuilding by Ursula K. Le Guin.]

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    The best/worst rendition of Bohemian Rhapsody in Paradox Space.

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    You've spent a long time hiding from the shadows, John. But it looks like they've found you anyway. What will you do now?

    On the day of his Transmuscendence, John goes missing. At the same time, a baby boy appears on a young man's doorstep (or, in a young man's joke shop, as it were).
    After reliving his first thirteen years of life in a world so different from where he came from, John finds himself woefully unprepared when his fiances from his homeworld come to take him away.
    It's a good thing his best pals are still around to try and help, right?

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    EB: no, rose!
    EB: that sort of nonsense is exactly what is out of the question!
    EB: i see things are more urgent than i realized.
    EB: i will have to venture there straightaway, and slap you right out of that silly old trance!

    TT: One is not easily shaken from the broodfester tongues, John.
    TT: They are stubborn throes.

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    A mythology AU that is very plot-driven. That which seems irrelevant adds up in the end.

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