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    Not only have you now basically been seduced into having John, who you honestly can’t fucking stand, visit for an entire week, but you really want to just grab your matesprit and haul him off to the bedroom. Douchebag. Your matesprit is a douchebag.

    But you love him and, in all honesty, you’re not actually mad.

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    29
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    The players of sburb/sgrub get reincarnated as harry potter characters.
    I plan on doing all the books but idk. I also need help with which character gets reincarnated as who.

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    1/1
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    "How long will you stay?" He asks, and you shake your head.

    "I told you, John." You say. "You've been stuck with me since we first met."

    or

    Karkat Vantas keeps vigil.

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    24
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    2
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    (a dollop of implied johnkat for the soul)

    After inhabiting Can Town, Karkat and John sort of went their separate ways, living in different apartments with different people.

    But when Karkat's roommate kicks him out and he finds himself homeless and alone--John just can't resist lending a hand to an old friendleader. And when he finds that Karkat has pneumonia--he offers to let him stay until he's back on his feet again.

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    8/12
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    49
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    87
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    10
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    A ruined matespritship. A budding moirallegiance. A new planet full of dead trolls. What could go wrong?

    As it turns out, everything.

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    28/28
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    235
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    30
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    Dave had always assumed that at the very least, he'd have the sanctuary of his own mind. Turned out, even the gates to that were shaky at best.
    [Your friendly neighborhood post-retcon Meteorstuck, DaveKat-centric chapterfic, with a bit of a twist. Pan-Quadrant romance and dream bubble adventures featuring some standard AU settings.]

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    21/?
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    309
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    595
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    110
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    7667
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    Pretty snazzy title for a vore fic huh

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    5/?
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    7
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    303
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    Who are these shining like one sundered star?
    [Like kindled lights in untempestuous heaven,
    Fair flower-like stars on the iron foam of fight]

    ---

    Teenage superheroes deal with hormones, mental illness, and extremely secretive guardians in a world of Horrorterrors, giant mutant lusii, mob violence, nightmares of a past life, warring anti-heroes, and asshole carapacians. Sburb AU divergence from Real Men Wear Tights.

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    33/33
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    1932
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    345
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    Your name is Hailey, except you probably have to change that to Karkat now since you somehow transformed into him in your sleep. Also you have a life and parents who are probably going to be surprised to see their little girl is now a boy troll.

    So....what do you do?

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    16/16
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    1
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    14
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    1
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    311
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    Johnen Egbert is about to embark on an journey of scientific discovery with his moirail Karkat Vantas. He will attempt to learn more about the humans of earth by disguising himself as one of them. Once enough information is secured, the Alternian Empires Empress, Feferi Peixes will attempt to make contact-and form an alliance.
    Along the way, there are crushes, hints of alien invasions, cultural misunderstandings and awkward inter-species romance.

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    4/?
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    25
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    65
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    4
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    708
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    When Karkat shuts down after being betrayed by Gamzee, John is there to get him back on his feet.

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    6
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    29
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    9
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    232
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    Karkat Vantas hasn't had the worst life, but it sucks pretty thoroughly to be an anemic fuck-up. Thankfully, John's there to help him through it all, even when Karkat acts like a jerk. To top it all off, Karkat starts to wonder what he really wants out of life and whether he has enough life left to obtain it.

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    Chapters:
    2/?
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    One-shots of things I wanted to put in my fic Scratchbent, but they either didn't make it in because they weren't relevant to the plotline or the fic would have been too long. More tags and characters will be added as soon as more one-shots are added.

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    59,660
    Chapters:
    12/?
    Comments:
    5
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    14
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    1
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    399
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    Is a little bit of quality control really too much to ask of the afterlife slash magic random nostalgia generator?

    In which John finds a weird bug monster.

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    1/1
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    6
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    26
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    142
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    VRISKA: How a8out this.
    VRISKA: I'll give you all the luck in the world...
    VRISKA: IF you give yourself to me.
    VRISKA: Let's sign a contract. A 8INDING contract.

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    25,016
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    21/?
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    239
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    351
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    49
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    Your name is Karkat Vantas, you're eighteen years old, and you work at a weird novelty shop known as Mage's Emporium. Your friend and coworker, John, has some sort of weird fascination with hooking you up with his friend, Dave, and you are not having any of this shit. None of it. You will not touch this shit with a fifty-mile pole, and that is most definitely the end of the story.

    OR...

    A tale of romance between a tattoo artist and a bored novelty store cashier, as instigated by a guy with $200 riding on said relationship.

    EDIT (10 JANUARY 2017): I want this fic to be as accurate and respectful as possible! If you're Deaf or HoH and see any problems, please let me know! My goal is to help diversify fanfic, not offend people.

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    38/38
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    254
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    315
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    40
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    5367
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    When a dark wind sweeps Rose Lalonde away, it falls to the unlikeliest of sources to surpass the limits of human kind to get her back: her sister.

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    25,881
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    10/?
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    56
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    68
    Bookmarks:
    4
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    1598
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    He was the nerdy kid, he was the cool kid. They meet, let's see what happens.
     
    Lame description I know.

     

    Not a songfic

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    Comments:
    8
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    35
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    jane, even at 2, is a master prankstress

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    25
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    my brain: hey, lets start a davekat story but filled with most of the characters interacting and the davekat build is slow.

    Yes, This is a shitty humanstuck high school au where most characters are still alive and they talk to each other.

    SHIT HAPPENS IN THE COMPUTER LAB

    There will be abuse,angst, and life lessons taught.

    Dont worry, there will be a happy ending!!

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    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    6
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    22
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    3
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    307

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