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    The inevitable heat death of the universe will one day leave what civilization currently calls home a barren wasteland. Or perhaps one's planet will be overtaken by tyrannical dictators who enforce an oppressive class system upon all tiers of life that now live there. But maybe, just maybe, the universe is a yin yang, containing two forces with opposite priorities struggling for control over the natural order of things and said universe's fate is entirely dependent on which side wins. Until then, if order is to continue at all, the multiverse needs more fuel for its fire so not to burnout too soon before Armageddon. For that, one must obtain a stable entropy source. For that, public servants are needed to smash negative feelings and grief wherever they can find them and extract the entropy from their cores.

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    2/?
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    Jade needs to be needed, and that's really all there is to say on the matter.

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    1/1
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    3
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    38
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    2
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    You would appear in his windowsill and he would be so happy – or maybe he would wake you up first, and you would cry and jump up and down because the Heir is awake, and you have so much to explore! You’d watch the eclipse, dazzled, as Skaialight flitted across cumulonimbi. And John would come to know all of your Prospitian friends, and as the gilded planet revolved ‘round Skaia you would tell him all about your life and how you had waited for this. You wouldn’t be alone anymore.

    The reality is – not disappointing, no. You won’t call it that. The reality is. Different.

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    1/1
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    18
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    50
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    10
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    Your name is John Egbert. You are one of the only survivors of an entire timeline.
    Sometimes, you visit your sister.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    30
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    2
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    193
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    Your name is John Egbert, and you're fairly sure you used to be human.

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    4/4
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    263
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    There was great darkness in their world, yes, in all the worlds, in every possible world.
    But for now, there was light, together.

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    1/1
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    6
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    --has a brief-but-not-really existential crisis, gets caught having such feelings by almost everyone, gets involved in more than a few somewhat one-shot events, all that conclude with him being engulfed by the human emotion called friendship, hence eventually coming to terms with his said repressed feelings and learning more about his friends and himself; This includes terrible narrating, subtle and not subtle mental breakdowns, friendship moments, reconciliation moments, somewhat caliginous moments, heart-to-heart talks and lots of stupid monologues.

    TL;DR: a somewhat depressed John Egbert learns a little more about grieving and acceptance towards change with the help of his friends.

    [INDEFINITE HIATUS]

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    Chapters:
    2/?
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    6
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    beta kids. road trip au. Make It Happen.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    1
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    25
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    229
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    Definition of cabrón [Spanish for: dumbass]
    adj.
    stupid; brainless.

    Your name is JOHN EGBERT. You are 18, and a senior at SKAIA HIGH SCHOOL. You live in a house with your FATHERLY father, and your pet iguana, CASEY. You are currently having a breakdown over a pair of pants.

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    1
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    In Which A Tealbood In The Far End Of Her Adolescence Courts The Subject Of Her Pitch Interest Which Proves Complicated As He Is An Alien God And His Understanding Of Black Romance Is Limited Or So She Thinks; Contains 1 Major Death (Followed By Resurrection), 1 Chatlog, 1 Instance Of Shameless Pale Affection, 1 Instance Of Intentional Bucket Misuse, And Several Pitch Kisses.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    111
    Bookmarks:
    20
    Hits:
    883
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    A story in which a young mutant is given as tribute to the Grand Highblood and struggles to find his place in the world, ultimately coming to the conclusion that social reform is required. Involves over six separate duels (including two for quadrants), many scenes of violence, episode of traumatic flashbacks, multiple scenarios involving mind control, sexual encounters (both consensual and not), the destruction of no less than five fine seagoing vessels, blatant hemocaste desecration, even more blatant hemodiscrimination, two cases of mild quadrant vacillitation, one instance of quadrant fuckupery, and an inordinate amount of swearing. May not be appropriate for grubs and young trolls.

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    Chapters:
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    Comments:
    235
    Kudos:
    379
    Bookmarks:
    84
    Hits:
    11813
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    Where Karkat discovers the MAGIC of COOKING and uses FOOD to solve ALL issues and make life better.

    Also, pairings.

    ALL THE PAIRINGS.

    Series
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    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    162
    Kudos:
    234
    Bookmarks:
    54
    Hits:
    4245
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    What it boils down to is this:

    You're alone in your room in a house that's too big, too much, and everything you demanded from it all at once, and your head is in your hands because you think you might be in love.

    or

    John Egbert and Jade Harley face the consequences of games gone wrong.

    Series
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    32
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    501
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    Dave is tall and holds objects over his head so John can't reach them. In the end John fills his pranksters gambit triumphantly.

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    Chapters:
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    Comments:
    3
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    39
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    2
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    John tries to go shopping. That' s a normal thing to do, right? And after everything, he can be normal again. Everything is fine.
    tuesjade prompt for: pajamas

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
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    37
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    260
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    Jade misses the stars sometimes.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
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    30
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    Your name is DAVE STRIDER and you are currently DONE WITH SAID BULLSHIT. Except that's a lie, and you totally aren't. You'd been tempted last night by a couple of your ADORING FANS with rather thick wallets practically begging you for a PRIVATE SHOW OR TWO, and, being the broke college student you are, you couldn't exactly refuse. Oh, you should probably also mention that you've currently been living off of the meager income you've been collecting as an AMATEUR CAMGIRL, and you're finding the whole experience more PHYSICALLY AND MENTALLY TAXING than you had anticipated.

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    English
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    2,897
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    1
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    22
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    313
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    “I like that thing you do with your tongue.
    What do you call it?
    Speaking?
    Yeah, I dig it.”

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    3
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    35
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    670
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    Jade and John propose, but they don't receive the immediate yes that they expected. Rose and Dave freak out, and try not to ruin everything.

    A story about making marriage work, even before it starts.

    [A sedoretu is, in this case, a four-person marriage, based on worldbuilding by Ursula K. Le Guin.]

    Language:
    English
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    4,088
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    2
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    103
    Bookmarks:
    23
    Hits:
    841
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    As they fall apart further and further, Dave Strider comes to the slow realisation that he may have feelings for Rose Lalonde that go beyond the realm of sibling affection. After a seemingly innocent remark reveals deeper feelings, the two teens tiptoe around the issue; thus creating a deeper void between them.
    As situations arise that brings the twins together again, how do they balance their sibling affections with their more lustful affections?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,643
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    7
    Hits:
    189

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