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    Tim comes back from Undertale with conflicted eyes, pulling Constantine into the medway to check for "more than one soul".

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    After miraculously surviving his suicide attempt, Thomas Barrow still can't see any reason to live. If he could still bring himself to be angry, he'd be furious at Baxter and Andy for keeping him here out of their wretched guilt, because it surely can't be for genuine love. If he could still bring himself to want anything, it'd be to be loved; to be recognised as a good man, free of a reputation that marks him as an outcast. Because that's what he is: a pariah, an outcast, a misfit.

    And he does, at least only partially. All of a sudden he finds himself finding a comfort he'd long since forgotten from a mysterious, strangely-deessed man who meets him in the woods and is not at all discreet about his romantic interest in Thomas.

    Meanwhile, the Legends get a hit on an anachronism on the 7th of August, 1925, in Downton Abbey . . .

    Downton Abbey/Legends of tomorrow crossover.

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    When the Elders strip away Leo's memories for his test, Drake tells the sisters of a magician he knows who can help them get Leo back. One Shot.

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    Destruction itself is not a bad thing. Things are destroyed to make room for new creation. It’s how it’s always worked. A rotting tree provides nutrients to the soil for saplings and worms. A volcanic eruption creating new land over the course of generations. The flooding of the Nile providing fertile soil for farming.

    That is destruction that Tim had always been a part of.

    But this wasn’t that. This wasn’t destruction for the sake of creation.

    This was destruction for no cause whatsoever.

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    John Constantine and Doctor Stephen Strange stumble into each-other one night, chaos begins.

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    Now Ray was completely naked, chained, and bound to the table. Ray’s muscles tensed up as Damien firmly placed the tip of the knife on Ray’s chest, only a single motion away from plunging it into his heart.

    Ray’s teeth clenched down on the muzzle’s insert as Damien began dragging the tip of the dagger across Ray’s chest. The ancient markings on the blade began to glow an eerie red. The pink marks left by the knife’s scrapes began to glow the same eerie red as the markings. It was then that Ray saw that the marks had formed some sort of symbol. The symbol ignited into an intense pain, spreading throughout his body.

    “HHHRRRNNNGGGHHH!!!” screamed Ray, tearing up.

    “Crying?” smirked Damien, “Come now, I thought you were supposed to be a Legend! Isn’t that what you called yourself?”

    Ray tensed up and did his absolute best not to show the enormity of the pain he was in, but it was getting exponentially harder by the moment. Damien’s laughter only got louder as Ray teared up more.

    “That’s a riot coming from you!” called out John’s voice, “Sacrificing an innocent man to save your own despicable skin.”

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    They're not normal people.

    Normal people get things like a happy life, relationships, safety, a future filled with opportunities. Normal people don't see more death than they could possibly count. Normal people don't have the forces of magic at the tip of their fingers. Most importantly, if they ever do, they don't sink into them until they're knee-deep and alone.

    At some point, they give up on pretending.

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    "Isn't it obvious hood? I've died once already."

    After that how can Jason stay away?

    Nerissa M Clare is a 22 years old artist whose only wish is to be invisible. She starts re-questioning the events of her life after being saved by the Red Hood himself who for some reason kept in touch. She is later invited by Alfred Pennyworth to Wayne Manor to paint a family portrait of Bruce Wayne and his children.

    "With all the bats, birds, hoods and the occasional blue wearing alien who fly over this city of course it feels like someone is watching, because someone always is."

    Romance, action, magic, pain, thrill, not just a love story in Gotham city.

    I only own the original characters and the plot.

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    “I’ll help you out,” agreed John, “but know this: we are dealing with a power far darker than anything you have likely seen in your mortal life.”

    “Aw, thank you!” smiled Ray, “Glad to have you onboard!”

    John stared back in confusion for a moment. He still looked at John with the same warm, friendly smile he had worn since he walked in. John couldn’t stand it.

    “Alright,” continued John, “What are you so bloody happy about, eh?”

    “I just told you,” said Ray, seemingly confused that John didn’t understand, “I’m glad to have you onboard.”

    John stared back for a moment, trying to study Ray’s face and figure him out. Ray stared back, still smiling. John had a better idea of who he was dealing with now. This man had been kind and gentle to John. It was a mistake John had seen countless people make before.

    “Don’t get chummy with me,” warned John, “As soon as we take care of this business, I’m out.”

    “Oh,” frowned Ray, surprised, “Okay.”

    “I know you think you want us to be all buddy-buddy while we save the world together,” continued John solemnly, “but you don’t really want that. Let me tell you something, Mr. Palmer, people like me? We’re bloody hell for people like you.”

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    John Constantine does not have a phone. John Constantine does not need a phone.

    Zari Tarazi disagrees.

    The situation escalates and in the end, Zari learns a little more about John's childhood than she'd wanted.

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    John Constantine downloads Fazbear Entertainment's newest app. The Funtime package.

    Tim is the only one who knows what that means.

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    Inspired by “The Liar’s Sin” by Yvette_Kaitou_1412, this thrice crossover tale takes us on a wild ride of death, interdimensional travel, comeuppance, and true love.

    Lila Rossi met her end, socially and literally, and Marinette can breathe a sigh of relief. However, when has anything ever been easy in her life, for Lila has landed herself in Hell and discovers a small business that could get her vengeance from beyond the grave. And she knows just who to target. John Constantine just wants to be left alone.

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    In which Tim is a detective and keeps finding an incredibly flirty PI snooping around crime scenes, his partner is secretly a wizard pining after his best friend, Gotham is filling with corpses, and he just really wants some coffee.

    The fact he spends his nights jumping around rooftops in skin-tight spandex and cat ears does definitely not help.

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    Marinette and John Constantine get close and Jason does NOT approve.

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    End of Season 5// The team is struggling to cope with Sara’s absence but John Constantine is facing the effects of hapless magic.

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    It isn't unusual for Constantine to show up at the batcave, he enjoys annoying Bats. It is however, unusual for him to kidnap Tim while there.

    Follow the Batfamily as they discover the history that Tim never told them. The story filled with magic, demons, magicians and John Constantine in the middle of it.

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    What if Flashpoint hadn't changed reality and the New Earth continuity had persisted? Time and space still tried to assert itself in the form of Eobard Thawne returning to the present as Eddie Thawne, a messiah of resurrection for the world six months after the Blackest Night. And he really does want to change the world. But into what?

    With Batman losing the trust of his family and friends, Superman losing faith in himself and Wonder Woman becoming a pariah once again, the heroes of the world must rise above disaster and stop Eobard Thawne. With the entire history of the DCU falling apart, as well as the present falling to tyranny, time is of the essence. As the world they knew collapses beneath their feet, the heroes of today must put aside their differences and group together to protect the future from dying. No matter what the cost.

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    John Constantine was tired. So, so tired.

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    Tommy has been dealing with a lot in the six years since his father's Undertaking, including being a true friend, and later more, to the Green Arrow. But now that Oliver is out of prison and the whole world knows his secret, can Tommy overcome trials such as high society, science projects, saving his family's company, and looking after a wounded Oliver, all in an attempt to adjust to the new Queen family dynamic?

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    A call from Oliver Queen sends the WaveRider to Star City for a pickup.
    No one is prepared.

    One-shot, canon-divergent...? I haven't watched the last season, so I honestly am not certain this is even canon. So...whatever.

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