20 Works in John Cheese/David Wong

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    Holy shit you guys, I know Dave's never gonna publish this but I absolutely had to. I found it in his diary under his bed. He'll probably be pissed with me but damn, he should get into Mills and Boon or some shit. Off the record, though, this all happened. Pretty much.
    - John.

    P.S. Okay, I might have posted this when I was drunk. Sue me. Fuck it, I mean, I'm happy now, which is pretty fucking great. Just read it, and remember that Dave tends to understate my sick karate skills.

    Language:
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    5,069
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    18
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    134
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    For once in their lives, John and Dave are both single on Valentine’s Day. And thus ends the longest game of Gay Chicken in history.

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    1,362
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    13
    Hits:
    143
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    Collection of short ideas for the show that I come across. Will be exploring different ships because I just can't pick one. I literally cannot pick one.

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    1,051
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    18
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    397
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    John helps Dave get over John’s death.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,759
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    63
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    581
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    Чувак, я даже и не знаю каким образом у тебя рубашка сползла до самых локтей...

    Language:
    Русский
    Words:
    700
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    6
    Hits:
    154
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    John calls Dave one night in a low-key panic. Don't worry, the situation isn't that bad.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    980
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    44
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    576
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    бухой Дэйв и как же без смеха во время секса?

    Language:
    Русский
    Words:
    550
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    10
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    191
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    У Дэйва проблемы с ножами, у Джона проблемы с тем, что у Дэйва проблемы. Терапия необычными методами, такое не каждый выдержит. Но Дэйв не относится к таким людям.

    предупреждение: немного self hurt, много нецензурных выражений

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    Русский
    Words:
    15,210
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    7
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    254
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    зарисовки по вселенной

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    Русский
    Words:
    8,430
    Chapters:
    13/?
    Kudos:
    10
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    460
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    Valentines Day celebrations ahoy.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    580
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    33
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    567
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    It's just John's dick again.

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    307
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    72
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    962
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    Русский
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    1,004
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    4
    Hits:
    76
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    у дэйва шиза
    у дэйва нет шизы

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    870
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    1
    Hits:
    93
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    Наша повесть не самая печальная на свете, но точно самая ебанутая.

    Language:
    Русский
    Words:
    600
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    4
    Hits:
    153
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    Дэйв, Джон, и ебучий лес.

    Language:
    Русский
    Words:
    1,100
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    8
    Hits:
    160
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    Дэйв и Джон в кино.

    Language:
    Русский
    Words:
    400
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    6
    Hits:
    132
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    Дэйву неспокойно от спокойствия, Джон не имеет претензий.

    Language:
    Русский
    Words:
    1,030
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    6
    Hits:
    201
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    Just as the title says. John and Dave are gay. Together! Takes place a year after the first book ends, Dave and Amy are still engaged and John's got a massive crush on Dave. He's planning to kill himself after he tells him.

    I wrote this before "This Book is Full of Spiders! Seriously, Dude Don't Touch It" was even announced on being written so yeah, it has nothing to do with that at all!

    *old story*

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,349
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    15
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    765
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    “Dave,” he whispered against my lips.

    I said, quietly, “You never did this with Dave.”

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,472
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    20
    Kudos:
    186
    Bookmarks:
    24
    Hits:
    1930
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    I'd never heard him make a sound like that. It was almost inhuman coming from John – John, who once drank an entire bottle of tabasco sauce and then got it all over the bathroom because he was laughing hysterically while he vomited. John, who fucked up an alternate dimension by aiming an uncontrollably shitting dog like a rocket launcher. John whimpered.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,284
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    22
    Kudos:
    181
    Bookmarks:
    28
    Hits:
    2068

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