20 Works in John Carter (Barsoom)

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    What happened in the story of John Carter and Phaidor as told from her point of view?

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    Valla Dia stood in the center of the corridor, holding a needle-gun at waist height.

    "You are a prisoner, she-calot," she said. "My husband only thinks of the voluptuous speckled breasts of your mistress and how he longs to penetrate her with his sex organ. I will keep the body of Beth Cassel for my own use. You were foolish to . . . "

    I did not allow her to finish, drawing my own pistol and pressing the firing stud. I had retained my enhanced quickness despite my return to Barsoom. A tiny wound appeared on her upper left breast, directly over her heart, and blue blood welled out of it. She slumped against the wall and looked at the wound in disbelief.

    "I cannot believe," she whispered, "that you killed me."

    "I never liked you, Valla Dia," I said as I removed the pistol from her hand. "I will never allow any threat to Beth Cassel. And you should not have called me 'she-calot'."

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    John Carter and Dejah Thoris of the Burroughs novels are mis-directed to the world of Game of Thrones, fulfilling two separate prophecies. Carter is a Confederate officer; his ideas might be considered unenlightened. Dejah is very good at killing people, but she feels bad about it.

    Updates every Saturday.

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    John won't leave her

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    The sun crested the distant cliffs across the vast expanse of sand and dirt in front of them, and in a blink the purple of the Barsoomian night was chased away by brilliant daggers of sunlight. Dejah whooped and shouted “It is three days’ ride— follow me!”

    John Carter does not know much about Barsoom, Tharks, Helium or the struggles of red men. During the three days' ride to the river Iss, and then Helium, he learns.

    Or: John Carter's Crash Course in Socio-Politic Relations Between Barsoom's Major Sentient Races: A Gonzo Ethnography.

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    Tardos tries to get to know John more.

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    Rory starts a club. He regrets it.

    I know this is a big mess of a multi crossover but honestly this is like 100% humour.

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    John Carter si prepara a dare inizio al suo piano.
    Iniziativa: Questa storia partecipa al #Writober 2019 di Fanwriter.it.
    Prompt: 17. Cartolina
    Numero parole: 101.

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    1/1
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    This will be a collection of first chapters for stories I'd like to tell, eventually.

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    17/?
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  9. The Extraordinary Presidents by

    Fandoms: The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, Hamilton - Miranda, Johnny Appleseed (Folklore), Johnny Tremain - Esther Forbes, The Legend of Sleepy Hollow - All Media Types, Sleepy Hollow (TV), POE Edgar Allan - Works, Gravity Falls, Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter - Seth Grahame-Smith, Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter (2012), Doctor Who (1963), Clockwork Century Series - Cherie Priest, Vingt mille lieues sous les mers | Twenty Thousand Leagues Under the Sea - Jules Verne, De la Terre à la Lune | From the Earth to the Moon Series - Jules Verne, TROLLOPE Anthony - Works, Wild Wild West (TV), Gone With the Wind - All Media Types, The Zombie Survival Guide - Max Brooks, Nation - Terry Pratchett, The Colour Out of Space - H. P. Lovecraft, Adventure Time, Barsoom - Edgar Rice Burroughs, Django Unchained (2012), Blazing Saddles (1974), DCU (Comics), The Adventures of Brisco County Jr., Marvel (Comics), BioShock Infinite, The War of the Worlds - H. G. Wells, Stranger in a Strange Land - Robert A. Heinlein, Oz - L. Frank Baum, Citizen Kane (1941), Professor Challenger Series - Arthur Conan Doyle, The King in Yellow - Robert W. Chambers, The Dresden Files - Jim Butcher, Tintin (Comics), There Will Be Blood, Disney - All Media Types, Cthulhu Mythos - H. P. Lovecraft, It Can't Happen Here - Sinclair Lewis, Superman - All Media Types, The War of the Worlds (Radio 1938), Three Stooges, Flash Gordon - All Media Types, Captain America - All Media Types, Wonder Woman - All Media Types, Captain Marvel (DC), The Rocketeer (1991), Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them (Movies), Der Untergang | Downfall (2004), Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid (1982), Radar Men from the Moon (1952), Atlas Shrugged - Ayn Rand, BioShock 1 & 2 (Video Games), Resistance (Video Games), The Day the Earth Stood Still (1951), Mass Effect - All Media Types, Boardwalk Empire, The Great Gatsby (2013), The Manchurian Candidate (1962), The Mouse That Roared - Leonard Wibberley, The Beast From 20000 Fathoms (1953), Dr. Strangelove: Or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb (1964), Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1956), Advise and Consent - Allen Drury, Advise and Consent (1962), The Day of the Triffids - John Wyndham, Little Shop of Horrors - All Media Types, Tropico (Video Games), Fantastic Four, Justice League - All Media Types, X-Men (Movieverse), Watchmen (Comic), The X-Files, Red Dwarf, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Men in Black (Movies), The Poseidon Adventure (1972), Doctor Who (2005), Charlie Series - Roald Dahl, The Pink Panther - All Media Types, ゲッターロボ | Getter Robo, The West Wing, James Bond (Movies), Carrie - Stephen King, Carrie (1976), Battlestar Galactica (1978), Galactica 1980, Taxi Driver (1976), Scarface (1983), Friday the 13th Series (Movies), Return of the Living Dead (Movies), G.I. Joe (Cartoon), The Transformers (Cartoon Generation One), V (1983), Ghostbusters (Movies 1984-1989), Q: The Winged Serpent (1982), Yes Minister, Yes Prime Minister, Jack Ryan & Related Fandoms, The Stand - Stephen King, Alien Nation, Red Dawn (1984), Battle Royale - Takami Koushun  

    22 Nov 2018

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    There are a lot of Presidents in fiction. So who's in the White House in a world where all of fiction is true? A short description of all the presidents of the United States, from it's birth to it's death.

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    Una double-drabble ambientata nl periodo in cui John Carter è bloccato sulla Terra e sogna di poter tornare su Marte dalla sua sposa.
    Ha partecipato all'iniziativa Easter Egg Day.
    Prompt: Viaggi nel tempo e nello spazio.

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    Teaser drabble for a Burroughs/L'Amour fusion

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    Like, whatever. He has two masters' degrees. He's a freakin' astronaut. He is the King of Mars. One learning disability does not impede King Mark. Clearly.

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    A graphic/wallpaper I made of John Carter and Dejah Thoris from the 2012 movie John Carter.

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    The thoughts behind some of Dejah's intense looks in the movie. Will eventually become a post movie story.

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    The first part of Gods of Mars from Tars Tarkas's POV.

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    "My Uncle Jack didn't just leave me his journal, he left me a letter too,"

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    "Dejah Thoris, Princess of Helium, Regent of the Royal Helium Academy of Science, and newly wedded wife of John Carter, woke to screams."

    What happened while the lovers were parted.

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    Touch the sky. Basically the whole movie in three and a half minutes, set to Nicki Minaj.

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    A Warlord and a survivor meet up

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    John Carter comes to his Princess's aid

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