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    “Lothar,” said the old man, apparently the self-appointed king, “do you not know this bitch? The Starks have sent us Dejah Thoris. You have before you the Queenslayer, who killed two queens, two dragons and murdered my son Black Walder. But she also murdered Sansa Stark, Arya Stark, Bran Stark and Jon Snow. She’s killed more Starks than we have. Heh.”

    We looked at one another silently for a brief moment, until finally I tired of the game and spoke.

    “I am indeed Dejah Thoris of House Mormont,” I said loudly. “And you should not have called me ‘bitch’.”

    “You think to avenge the Starks.”

    “Fuck the Starks,” I said, relishing every word. “You murdered my sister, Lady Dacey Mormont. In the name of my House I have come to kill you, your family and all of your retainers.”

    “I know who you are,” he rattled. “We were warned of your coming.”

    “Perhaps you should have shared this warning with your guards.”

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    John Carter and Dejah Thoris of the Burroughs novels are mis-directed to the world of Game of Thrones, fulfilling two separate prophecies. Carter is a Confederate officer; his ideas might be considered unenlightened. Dejah is very good at killing people, but she feels bad about it.

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    The sun crested the distant cliffs across the vast expanse of sand and dirt in front of them, and in a blink the purple of the Barsoomian night was chased away by brilliant daggers of sunlight. Dejah whooped and shouted “It is three days’ ride— follow me!”

    John Carter does not know much about Barsoom, Tharks, Helium or the struggles of red men. During the three days' ride to the river Iss, and then Helium, he learns.

    Or: John Carter's Crash Course in Socio-Politic Relations Between Barsoom's Major Sentient Races: A Gonzo Ethnography.

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    English
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    3/?
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    Tardos tries to get to know John more.

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    1/1
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    Rory starts a club. He regrets it.

    I know this is a big mess of a multi crossover but honestly this is like 100% humour.

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    16/?
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    Tars has a moment of story telling for his friend's son.

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    1/1
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    "You wished for the deaths of Arya Stark, Daenerys Targaryen and Jon Snow when we viewed the 'Game of Thrones' program from Jasoom. Do not deny what you know to be true. This story fulfills your wishes. You are your own Mary Sue, Dejah Thoris."

    "I am not!" I said, petulantly slapping my hand on the table before me. "Many people of both planets will have wished for the death of Jon Snow. He is portrayed by a stone-faced actor who can say no more than 'Yarmuh kweeeen,' whatever in the name of Iss that might mean. The acrobatic skills of Arya Stark are not believable, such are not taught to assassins. It is she who is the Mary Sue, not I."
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    In which Thuvia of Ptarth discovers an embarrassing secret.

    Submitted in response to the prompt: "characters discovering fanworks about themselves."

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    Five moments during the time that John is gone, while Sola watches over his family. And more.

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    1
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    John Carter si prepara a dare inizio al suo piano.
    Iniziativa: Questa storia partecipa al #Writober 2019 di Fanwriter.it.
    Prompt: 17. Cartolina
    Numero parole: 101.

    Series
    Language:
    Italiano
    Words:
    103
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    Una double-drabble ambientata nl periodo in cui John Carter è bloccato sulla Terra e sogna di poter tornare su Marte dalla sua sposa.
    Ha partecipato all'iniziativa Easter Egg Day.
    Prompt: Viaggi nel tempo e nello spazio.

    Series
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    Italiano
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    1/1
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    1
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    Disney Castle and its environs were filled with discord. The characters that inhabited this magical world were well aware of it. Whether they lived in the castle itself (and a lot did), or lived elsewhere on the campus, or even on the outskirts, near the train station, towards the Marvel Universe, they were aware of it. It existed. It was there. They felt it, or knew about it, or experienced it.

    The male characters tried to quietly ignore it, but it was there. With the female characters it was pretty much expected that they would have some sort of stance on the issue.

    The topic? The Disney Princess line.

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    他在地球历十九世纪末的某年,准备被传送到位于英国伦敦附近的某个瑟恩洞,去执行一些任务。但是当他到达地球的时候,他发现所到之处的地方不是他熟悉的那个荒凉的洞穴,却是个看起来是个品味奇怪的有钱人家的密室,里面摆着各色巫术用品,他自己出现的地方则是一张小桌子,似乎充当了临时的祭台。

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    中文-普通话 國語
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    A graphic/wallpaper I made of John Carter and Dejah Thoris from the 2012 movie John Carter.

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    Jessie Carter was watching her favorite movie one night when she's randomly sucked into it. Things only get stranger when John Carter says she's his younger sister. What's a girl to do? Help her new bro and have the adventure of a lifetime! Though things get complicated with a certain Thark leader and the Therns running around. Will she be able to survive Barsoom?

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    34,248
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    21/21
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    6
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    15
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    Collection of lvl 4 drabbles

    Series
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    Русский
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    18/18
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    2
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    33
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    The thoughts behind some of Dejah's intense looks in the movie. Will eventually become a post movie story.

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    3/?
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    38
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    3
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    601
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    "My Uncle Jack didn't just leave me his journal, he left me a letter too,"

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    1/1
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    1
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    7
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    46
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    7
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    570
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    There is work to be done even if John Carter is missing.

    Language:
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    142
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    1/1
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    4
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    24
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    1
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    As the Regent of the Helium Royal Academy of Science and a Princess of Helium besides, Dejah Thoris understands the importance of rules and order. And the breaking of same.

    Language:
    English
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    2/2
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    2
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    25
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    62
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    21
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    3189
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    "Dejah Thoris, Princess of Helium, Regent of the Royal Helium Academy of Science, and newly wedded wife of John Carter, woke to screams."

    What happened while the lovers were parted.

    Language:
    English
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    1/1
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    1
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    22
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    105
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    13
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    2608
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    Touch the sky. Basically the whole movie in three and a half minutes, set to Nicki Minaj.

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    8
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    15
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    3
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