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    When a case takes the LGM to Decorah, Iowa, it just makes Langly get more creative about hooking up. Byers learns more about how to use his own butt.

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    Langly is bored and horny. Byers is a proximal, if not necessarily convenient, target. A "straight" dude has to at least know how to stick it in, right?

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    The last thing Byers expected today was for Langly to show up with a dildo in his pocket.

    Or, Byers discovers his prostate.

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    A follow-up to 'Fuck You and Your Suits'.

    Byers has been obsessing over last week's... moment of obscenity with Langly. He hasn't been able to look at his own clothing -- or his partner in publication -- the same way since. Maybe it's not the end of the world, but even if he DID want to do it again, how would a grown man go about trying to make it happen?

    Not by using open communication, that's for sure.

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    Langly thinks suits and dry-clean-only are bougie filth and gets mad at Byers for paying for dry cleaning when they can't afford to print their next edition. Things get out of hand, or out of pants--well, Byers still has his pants on, but that doesn't stop him from getting off.

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    Chasing a lead landed the intrepid Gunmen in hot, anomalous waters. An "anonymous" tip to the ACTF sorted the situation out post-haste, but in the wake of it all, Langly finds himself with a very different dilemma on his hands...
    Yes, this is just an excuse for a hot three-way. I'd apologize if it gets out of hand, but lbr, we all know why we're here.

    The italicized memory lines are cribbed directly from Vanity and Vexation canon ("L is for Love Letters", chapter 18). That's right, Pen, you're canon here.

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    Byers has a problem: Langly's getting laid. And not just getting laid, but fairly regularly getting banged against the shared bathroom wall. And Byers knows he shouldn't be, but he can't help listening. It's all right, as long as he doesn't come -- or that's what he tells himself.

    Langly has a problem: Byers has been more and more stupid and distracted, over the last few days. Finally, Byers says it's because he can't sleep with all the fucking noise -- the entirely literal fucking noise. So, Langly stops fucking at home, for a week.

    Byers doesn't get any better, without the noise, because now he's distracted by the lack of it. Langly decides it's time to try a different solution to this problem.

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    The Gunmen get a visitor who leads them on a UFO road trip. In part one, Sir Tedious Exposition and his Essentially-Well-Intentioned Boring-But-Unfortunately-Necessary Painfully-Stupid-Question Dance Company put on an incomprehensibly dull show. With some entirely gratuitous sex thrown in just to get people to read it.

    Now Featuring Chapter 12!

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    Langly's cooking dinner, and Byers is eating crow.

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    Throw away my misery, it never meant that much to me, it never sent a get well card.

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    Ask me the questions you never want answers to/ We can re-write them however we like...

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    Byers is caught in a compromising situation. And he's not the only one.

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    Ain't he cute, the man in the Santa suit?

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    As read by...

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    After tragedy strikes The Lone Gunmen, Langly must find a way to go on.

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    Byers' thoughts on life after (during) life.

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    The year 2004. The Lone Gunmen had survived the events of Jump the Shark, but now face a life very similar to that of Mulder and Scully on the run.

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    This was written waaay back at Christmas 1999 (in the 20th century, omg). It features Midnight Mass and a kiss. Thanks to JiM, for encouraging it, and to the choir of King's College, Cambridge, for their lessons and carols service. The carol Byers knows is "In Dulci Jubilo" as arranged by R.L. Pearsall.

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    The Lone Gunmen celebrate Douglas Adams.

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    The other panel.

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    6
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