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    The day had been going as normal as was expected for the Goon Squad. A quiet start with tea, coffee, and toast. Followed of course by a world threatening event by some idiot who had happened to get their hands on an actual magic book and, rather destroy the cursed thing after discovering it contained world destroying power, put into motion a plan that would grant them great power at the small price of ever living soul in the greater Manchester area.

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    Miss Smith summons Zarenyia to help with an intimate problem. A very intimate problem.

    (Zarenyia coaches Miss Smith to orgasm. That's it, that's the fic.)

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    Now that he's properly alive again, Horst has his priorities in order.

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    “Remind me why we’re doing this, again?”

    “Because I don’t really want to know what the sentence payments, but not in blood entails, Johannes.”

    That, thought Johannes Cabal (known until this point as a necromancer of some little infamy) was a fair point, and he had to give it to his brother. And, admittedly, it was a tiny bit heartwarming that he’d worry about Cabal paying for something in any other currency than money, even if this particular currency wouldn’t have been anything such as his soul.

    That said, Horst’s alternative to rebuilding his, no, their house, had sounded absolutely idiotic then and was proving itself to be even more idiotic now, and Cabal really had no clue of why did he actually say yes.

    Or: in which the Cabal brothers quite literally rebuild their poor burned down house from the ground up and Johannes Cabal figures things out along the way with substantial external help.

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    Johannes and Horst make a brief detour to Russia.

    (A pastiche/fusion of Gogol's Dead Souls, set in the early chapters of Johannes Cabal: Necromancer. Will probably make minimal sense if you haven't read both books, but I encourage you to give it a try anyway.)

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    Horst Cabal was aware of two things in the moment he saw Devlin Alsager for the first time. The first was that he absolutely wanted to shag him, and the second was that he wanted to tear his throat out.

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    Johannes' bet with Satan is going relatively well. Horst isn't enjoying himself. Johannes is learning to juggle. These observations aren't related, exactly, but Horst spent eight years with nothing to do but think and it's difficult to stop himself now.

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    A Leonie/Johannes romance.

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    Close quarters can lead to pointless arguments.
    [Previously posted as an earlier, crappier draft to www.incognitopi.tumblr)

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    Zarenyia helps Johannes take a break.

    (Sometimes an author teases you with hypnosis kink and you have to follow through on his behalf. You just have to.)

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    Feelings - or even desires - may occur in the context of a professional relationship, even that between teacher and student. It's a pity neither of our subjects are very good at playing by the rules when they can make up their own.

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    Leonie and Cabal are benighted and cold. It's a classic for a reason.

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    The Cabal Brothers Do Christmas, much to Johannes' disgust.

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    Johannes Cabal and Zarenyia get married. For immigration purposes.

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    In Lashain, anything can be bought for the right price. But that can't possibly extend to necromancy... can it?

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    In which Johannes Cabal, a necromancer of some considerable infamy, crashes a metanarrative and kills its protagonist. What could possibly go wrong? Could grumpy Cabal possibly enliven the story? Stay tuned.

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    The thrilling conclusion of the Friendship is Unnecessary series is brought to you by: angst, best friends, mad nemeses, bird interrogation, and a Jane Eyre reference no-one is going to get but me.

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    You never leave anyone behind and you never follow them in.

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    Leonie & Cabal versus... the attack of the slash tropes! Can they survive an onslaught of alien sex pollen, soul marks, and being locked in the shipping container of love? What will happen in this collection of shorts? Probably not sex; just look at the rating.

    I parody with love. God knows I've used most of these tropes in my writing, and I will use them (and others) in the future.



    For All_I_Need, who asked to read the first one, if I wrote it.


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    Leonie and Cabal, in happier times, enjoy a friendly glass. Set some time before the events of the previous story, "Beyond the Pale."

    [16/02/16: some minor edits. -CM]

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