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    Prince Taako of Neverwinter is having a hell of a week.

    First, he's kissed by a handsome stranger at a birthday ball he didn't even want. Then, a woman who looked exactly like him --only able to introduce herself as Lup before she's captured by guards-- almost kills him. And if that isn't enough, some kid comes up to him and tries to convince him to rethink his loyalties to his king and to Lucretia, his royal adviser who won't answer any of his questions.

    It's looking more and more like he's going to have to take matters into his own hands.

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    12/21
    Comments:
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    In this brief one-chapter interlude between adventures, our heroes attend an office party -- well, a carnival -- at the Bureau of Balance's lunar headquarters. They also hit up the Fantasy Costco, where they must match wits with their most fearsome mercantile foe yet.

    Note: This work is part of a collection aiming to adapt the incredible TAZ: Balance arc into a cohesive series of novels. I have several friends who are eager to experience the story but, for various reasons, cannot handle podcasts. Until the graphic novels catch up, this is for them. The story, plot, and characters belong to Griffin, Travis, Justin, and Clint McElroy; I highly recommend enjoying the incredible story through their podcast if you are capable of doing so. They're a lot funnier than I can ever hope to be. Otherwise, please enjoy!

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    Johann knew he had a bright future ahead of him, but he had to work for it, and if that meant doing it by himself, then so be it. Bach wrote the six solos for violin alone.

    What Johann wasn’t counting, was on making friends. He definitely didn’t plan on joining a club, or becoming a school cryptid. But the biggest surprise was meeting Avi, and how much he ended up meaning to Johann.

    If only Avi wasn’t hopelessly in love with his best friend.

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    Chapters:
    7/9
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    29
    Bookmarks:
    4
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    Time doesn’t matter much on the moon, especially when your whole job is to write music that’s going to be eaten by a giant magical fish and erased from the world. Still, Johann knows it’s late; there’s a certain stillness, a feeling like most people are asleep and he should be too.

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    1/1
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    A lil Sweetflips gym AU because they deserve it. Gainz, girls, and gay disasters. A lot of gay disasters.

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    Johann writes a song to play at the BoB Candlenights dinner. He plays it mostly for Avi.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    “Oh shit, I forgot you haven’t been initiated yet,” Avi said. “Uh, well. There was a town? And now there’s not.”

    “What do you mean?” Angus asked, pressing his pencil down to the paper. “How can a whole town just disappear?”

    “It’s complicated,” Avi said, rubbing his neck. “Uh, I can explain it once you’ve been initiated, I guess.”

    “What is the initiation process like?” Angus questioned, scribbling down a reminder that said 'ask Avi about town after initiation'. “Does it hurt?”
    (Angus joins the Bureau of Balance! Written for the Candlenights Exchange 2019)

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    Lucretia hates Taako and it's tearing him apart.

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    Taako likes to think that meeting a goddess in the Girl’s Toy section of a Fantasy Wal-Mart was where his life got… well, got really fuckin weird. Sure, his sister and her husband turned into liches a while back but that's just something that happens sometimes, and he just got fired from the Library of Arcane History for reasons he can't legally disclose to anyone in public, but still. It's not Goddess on a trike type of weird. But hey, Istus gives him sick bling, so what's he gonna do? Turn her down? Have you even met him?

    Kravitz has long since abandoned the notion that his life was ever normal since, for as long as he can remember, he's been following a raven with golden eyes. Of course, there's also that time he knows for a fact he died, but something fucked up along the way because he's still alive and the necromancers that pulled out his heart aren't. Also, what happened to his heart?

    It's the Adventure Zone!

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    7/?
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    18
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    There's some Important things to keep in mind:
    1.) Many people from the Overworld are extremely distrusting of anyone from the Underworld.
    2.) Relationships between realms are considered ‘taboo’ but not illegal.
    3.) There are special people whose career it is to help charter people back and forth from either realm.
    and 4.) Taako thinks the Underworld isn't that bad.

     

    ☆ Updates will be much longer after the first couple of chapters

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    When Phandalin goes up in flames practically overnight, world-famous detective Angus McDonald is on the case (whether his services are specifically requested or not). But what to do with its lone survivor? One elven little boy and his umbrella may just hold all the answers... ...and prove to be Angus's greatest unsolved mystery yet. One thing's for sure: it's bad luck to open an umbrella indoors.

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    30/?
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    Eight Hanukkah ficlets to be posted on each night of Hannukah.

    Taako and Lup fight over latke toppings, Mookie is trusted with fire, Lucreita gets a second shot at family, and more!

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    Chapters:
    8/8
    Comments:
    34
    Kudos:
    36
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    131
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    Kravitz would have never thought that Taako, lead singer of one of the most popular rock bands in the country, would show up at his salon and demand he fix his hair.

    But he does, and then Twitter explodes. A few times.

    Rockstar au where the Tres Horny Boys are rock legends, Kravitz is a killer hair stylist, and the fans are a bit too nosy.

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    92,527
    Chapters:
    14/?
    Comments:
    622
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    Bookmarks:
    102
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    This is a modern AU taz fic where Kravitz and Taako take in Angus after he is thrown out by his transphobic parents, he moves into their apartment, the building is called balance heights and it has a verry close knit community of folks it's a found family fluff fic with a side of angst and some cute moments that include but are not limited to:
    • Merle and Dav hosting family dinner every Sunday
    • Domestic Taakitz fluff
    • ango being happy he has lup to talk to about transitioning
    • Ango and lucretia moments
    • team sweet flips being team sweet flips

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    524
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    24
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    An accident in Potions leaves Johann in the hospital wing.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    9
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    In this interlude chapter to the Aventure Zone saga, the mysteries of the universe are revealed. Sort of. And now that Merle, Taako, and Magnus can understand, like, anything anyone important is saying, they have a treacherous job interview to undertake and some SHOPPING to do.

    Note: This work is part of a collection aiming to adapt the incredible TAZ: Balance arc into a cohesive series of novels. I have several friends who are eager to experience the story but, for various reasons, cannot handle podcasts. Until the graphic novels catch up, this is for them. The story, plot, and characters belong to Griffin, Travis, Justin, and Clint McElroy; I highly recommend enjoying the incredible story through their podcast if you are capable of doing so. They're a lot funnier than I can ever hope to be. Otherwise, please enjoy!

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    14,167
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Kudos:
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    'Taako will never mind, because as long as he keeps people around and keeps them happy then he can pretend that he deserves to feel good. If he can keep it together long enough then they’ll think he’s better. He just has to convince himself before he convinces them.'

    After Sazed posts some lewd videos of Taako on the internet, Taako is afraid for his career as a business owner. Kravitz is a food critic, popular online for his scathing reviews, and everyone just wants Taako to feel better.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    11,206
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    20
    Kudos:
    76
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
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    The Hadestown AU I didn't know I needed to write
    Johann is a boy with a song that could fix what's wrong with the world and Avi is a poor boy with a heart full of hope. But what does this have to do with The Hunger up above and the mighty king who rules it.

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    English
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    686
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    2
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    The start of fall means one thing to Magnus and Lucretia (and like, every other inhabitant of Raven's Roost) - it's time for the annual Phandalin Harvest Festival. It's time for fall shenanigans.

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    1/1
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    23
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    3
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    Julia Waxmen has had "shit" on the back of her neck ever since she was born. Scrawled across her skin as though her soulmate was rushing their words, were the makings of an apology, an expletive, and a compliment, all in one sentence.
    But if there was one thing Julia hated, it was sideburns.
    A story of soulmates, sideburns, and a revolution that changed history.

    Language:
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    86,517
    Chapters:
    38/?
    Comments:
    432
    Kudos:
    472
    Bookmarks:
    77
    Hits:
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