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    "'Valar morgulis,' they say," Margaery murmured. "But we are not men, my Sansa. And we are survivors."

    Margaery marries Joffrey, and becomes Queen of the Seven Kingdoms. Sansa remains.

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    "How many times must I tell you that I will not hurt you, Sansa, I am not my nephew," Jaime sighed, looking at the shivering girl in front of him. She looked up then, suddenly as fierce as her mother.

    "Your son, you mean," She retorted, staring into his eyes, her blue eyes shining brightly with a mixture of fear and indifference. Jaime shook his head.

    "Do not talk of things you do not understand, girl," He snapped, turning away from her. He heard her move to redress herself.

    "I understand more than you know, my lord," She replied. He turned to face her once more, and the only thing he saw was the pendant he had gifted her, lying on their bed.

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    It’s 1887. There’s been a spate of murders in the peaceful little town of Kingsland, Texas. Arrests have been made, and maybe Sheriff Clegane can solve the case, but if not, two men are sentenced to hang… unless Sansa can figure out a way to save them.

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    (Even when I can't see it) - Brianna Albers

    Jaime Lannister is still grinning that false grin at her. Berena stares at him, almost stricken, wishing he’d stop it, and his green eyes flicker like flames and then burn colder. “You can’t imagine how pleased I am to finally meet my bride.”

    This is not directed at her, but at Ned. She’s not even worth the direct acknowledgement, apparently. This is between them. He loathes Ned- likely for calling for his head for treason and successfully stripping him of his position- and this is the best blow he can strike. You named me a Kingslayer, but it will be your little sister, your honorable flesh and blood, in my bed, Stark.

    She can feel Ned tense, and unthinkingly, reaches back and grabs his arm without looking at him. “And I,” Berena lies sweetly, shrilly, and with eyes hard as stone, “am so pleased to finally meet my bridegroom, my lord. They speak of you and your valiant deeds from here to the Wall.”

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    Sansa Stark has been lowkey not-quite in love with her older (and favorite) brother's best friend for years. Myrcella Baratheon has been in love with her best friend's older (and favorite) brother practically since they met. The boys in question are normally not quite so unobservant as to miss these facts, but, well, they are rather emotionally invested, being absolutely mad for the two girls as they are.
    Enter Joffrey Baratheon, Myrcella's older brother, and we have a recipe for some serious problems.

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    Sansa Stark is engaged to Joffrey Baratheon but everything is not as happy as the New York high society would believe. Sansa and Arya take a visit to see their cousin Jon Snow at his new investment, the circus. The act that catches Sansa's eye is a large, intimidating, strong man called The Hound.

    Or Sansan Greatest Showman AU

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    When they speak of them later, this isn't the story they tell.

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    Inspired by Branwyn's like a banner into battle, TheSweetestThing's Clinging to the wild things that raised us and musicforswimming's in this expected country they know my name.
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    When Joffrey receives a letter from Prince Doran, Ruling Prince of Dorne offering marriage to his brother for Sansa Stark and her handmaiden Diana, he thinks it the perfect way to gain easy access to the North.

    Doran and Oberyn arrive in King's Landing to fetch Princess Myrcella, and find that things are rotten in the Capitol.

    As time goes on, Joffrey may soon find that his easy solution is not as easy as it seems. And, that those he thought passive players, may be the most dangerous players in the Game of Thrones.

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    In King's Landing where only lies can be found in false appearances, Sansa finds an unexpected truth in her dreams. She also finds the only person that can help her out of the lions' den.

    A Choose Your Own Adventure story (guide to the solutions; the link to the game in the author's note).

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    "Do you love me?"

    "What?"

    "Do you love me? Do you love your King?"

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    Layana Stark is Sansa's twin sister, with a little more of the old Northern magic running through her veins.

    Having been held hostage in Kings Landing alongside her sister, the arrival of Margaery Tyrell brings hope of better days.

    They're all playing the game in Kings Landing, so when the Tyrells propose marriage between their sons and the Stark twins, Sansa and Layana are quick to agree.

    Will all go to plan? Or will the Lannisters find someway of destroying what little hope the sisters have?

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    ‘If Dr. Bolton doesn’t show up in 15 minutes we can leave right?’

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    Read the title.

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    •|• Anne finally makes Eddie snap and now he’s determined to watch it and see what the fuss is all about. But he won’t be watching alone. (Warning for GoT spoilers) •|•

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    Buffy and Tara died were shot by Warren, however that was not the end for them, as they were reborn to King Robert Baratheon and Queen Cersei Lannister. Tara was named after the last Storm Princess - Argella and Buffy named after another Baratheon predecessor - Elenei. May they live in interesting times.

    Slice of Life Arc PoV's: Ned Stark; Badr; Hakutoku Ren, Gyokuen Ren; Esra; Cersei Lannister and Catelyn Tully-Stark, Jaime lannister; Robert Baratheon; Badr; Ashara Dayne; Jon Connington; Hayma Ro;Shella Whent; Old Nan; Zuraya Jehoahaz Abraham, Tyrion Lannister; House Forrester; Jon Arryn, House Stark; Bella Lannister; Arba, Elenei Baratheon (Buffy), Rhaenys Targaryen, Argella Baratheon (Tara) PoVs, Varys, Tywin, Olenna, and more

    Final chapter of Slice of Life: The Stranger

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    The Knight of Flowers, Loras Tyrell, has been put on trial after rumors of his homosexuality have been spread around. As a member of the council, Renly must attend the trial and place judgement on the condemned party, but he cannot bring himself to let his lover die.

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    Sansa was well aware of where she was, of who she was surrounded by. Sandor was the one light left in this cursed place and she would cling to him with everything she could. Together, they would survive and maybe even escape. Warning: this is just me writing what I want to read, so is out of character and potentially a bit gratuitous in fluff.

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    Cersei Lannister has neutralized the Stark threat to her reign. The children, scattered throughout the world pose no threat to her, or so she believed.

    Daenerys and her armies have just arrived in Westeros, seeking allies and planning her attack to seize the throne. However, when her Hand is captured by a local monster, her plans must change.

    Tyrion is plotting his escape so that he may return to his post as Hand to the Queen. But his captor is so very interesting.

    And Sansa? Sansa is watching her fate draw ever closer with each fallen petal. For who could ever love a beast?

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    Sansa Stark is staying in New York for the Summer with Margaery and Loras Tyrell. When she meets a mysterious man in a hotel lobby she expects that it's the weirdest thing that will happen to her during her vacation.

    However, that's never how life works, is it?

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    Jon’s touch slid from her wrist to the back of her hand, feeling strangely drawn to that big rock she wears on her finger. He circled the flashy diamond a few times before looking up at her. “It was him wasn’t it?”

    Again, she did not answer but the shuddering inhale she took was answer enough. Jon’s stomach rolled with hot liquid rage.

     

    I’m gonna kill him.

     

    OR - Jon is involved in organised crime and during a stint in prison he enrols in an art therapy class that Sansa holds.

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