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    Arya's being forced into a poofy white dress and trauma riddled Sansa and Sandor have to figure out this whole wedding thing without killing one another. It would be much easier if they became friends... Or something more.

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    Sansa is dating the rich and powerful Joffrey Baratheon but is their picture perfect relationship quite as perfect as it seems?

    One fateful evening Sansa meets a man known to most as the Hound, despite his brutish looks and reputation he shows up every time Sansa needs someone to turn to and turn to him she does...

    Modern AU.

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    I will admit, I did not think this one through. When I was given the offer of one divine boon I should have gone with a healing factor, the ability to teleport or something else useful.

    Instead I decided I wanted to be literally everyone's friend, because maybe I do have some serious insecurities because I was bullied as a child. But still, it seemed useful at the time, especially because I got to chose the five people who would like me the most...

    I didn't take into account what would happen if someone like Cersei or Joffrey genuinely like, trust and cared about someone. I didn't realize what would happen if I became the only universally tolerated person in the world. Now I have fifteen years to make a difference before shit hits the fan... I should have gone with Teleporting.

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    Drawn in with blood and fear a young bandit turned manservant to the prince will play the great game. Obscession, submission and a new player might change the fate of Westeros.

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    Sansa has come to realize that she has certain tastes when it comes to who she's attracted to. Not able to find someone to help her with her needs she turns to a dating app.

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    There is an old saying. Keep your friends close and your enemies closer. A fair touting of wisdom, but it fails to instruct on what you should do with family.
    And Serana Baratheron would really like to know what she’s supposed to do with family. Having grown up as one of many targets for her twin brother Joffrey’s wrath, her mother’s suffocating parenting and her father’s affably hedonistic lifestyle (and did we mention she’s a bastard byproduct of incest?) merely provided the bedrock for her messy life. When it starts getting dangerous to be a Baratheon in Westeros, Serana is secreted away by Petyr Baelish, delivered into the hands of her family’s enemies like a pawn on a chessboard. The problem with chess, however, is that a pawn can always become the queen.

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    By a fortunate turn of events in the tide of war Sansa is given the chance to leave King's Landing and return home to her family. While Lord Tywins orders are clear that Sansa has to be exchanged in order to get Ser Jaime back, Joffrey has something else in mind. And Sansa plays an essential role in this public insult to humiliate the North and House Stark one last time...

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    Sansa held on to her naivete for as long as possible, but, standing before the entire court pleading pleading for her father's life, she is forced to face reality. Now she has to scramble to come up with a plan to save her father's life and keep the North from going to war.

    A deal with Cersei leaves her married to Joffrey and doing her best to make it from one day to the next. But Westeros is still at war, and Sansa soon realizes that she deserves more than just passive survival and the people deserve more than a weak queen.

    Will she be able to make a difference or is she doomed to be a victim and a pawn her whole life?

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    “Do you really want to talk about this? I mean, aren’t you still—” Ladybug fumbles. “I don’t want to be rude about your feelings for, um, me.”

    Chat bumps her shoulder. “Thanks for being considerate, but it’s okay. I can make an exception for Adrien.”

    She squints at him. “Really?”

    “Yeah. Believe me, I get it.”

    “You… get it?”

    “Oh, big time.”

    Or, Ladybug and Chat Noir admire a billboard.

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    When the Starks are in need of someone to help them save Sansa, they turn to the only person powerful enough, the Don of the Targaryen family, Jon Snow.

    Little do they know, Sansa has already saved herself.

    While Sansa heals, Jon finds himself drawn to the quietly fierce woman and soon realizes that vengeance and conflict are looming on the horizon. Jon will gladly go to war if it means protecting his family and avenging his love's pain and suffering.

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    Le roi Joffrey a fait jeter en prison la princesse Myrcella, sa propre petite soeur. Désormais, elle attend, plongée dans les ténèbres des cellules noires, avec pour seule compagnie l'odeur de la violence et de la mort.

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    “Sandor!” Sansa giggled, as he pulled her flush against him. She thrilled at how small he made her feel with the crown of her head barely gracing his shoulder, and his heavy arm draped across her slim waist.

    She wore one of his favorite creations; her gown a rich emerald color, with sleeping hounds and yellow daisies embroidered across the flared skirt. Fur-trimmed the end of her sleeves and the round neckline of her bodice, yet Sansa confessed that he kept her warmer than her gowns ever could. “Anyone could see us – “she whispered.

    Sandor snorted, as he moved to cover her frame with his own. He could care less about an idle servant seeing her bare arse or the marks that her scrabbling fingers left behind.  “Bugger anyone that tries.”

    Her lip curved into a pout; the kind she knew drove him mad. “They could still hear us – "

    “Aye, Princess, they could.” Sandor rasped. The first time they’d coupled, he found what a screamer she could be. She was a wolf clad in fine lace in his bed, one with sharp claws and gentle words. "I'll keep you quiet."

    Heavy canon-divergence | A wolf beds a hound, over and over again.

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    Most hear the songs of Robert's Rebellion, few hear the ballads of love between the silver haired dragons and ill-tempered wolves. Most of all they hear the songs of warnings. Warnings of conquering and vengeance filled stags, warnings of unrequited love, warnings of war and warnings of pain. Never the warnings of true love, of lost dragon blood heirs, or violet eye baby's born at the price of war.

    It always came back to the same phrase and song, that all children learned in their mandatory lessons with practiced Septons. The phrase that concluded the years old dance of dragons, stags and wolves. The years wrought in vengeance, and pain, the war that ripped the Seven Kingdom's apart.

    "Prince Rhaegar loved the Lady Lyanna, and thousands died for it."

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    When the three demigods are brought to Westeros by Apollo, they must fulfill its conditions to return to their world. Will they win the Iron Throne for the Targaryens, save the Starks and stop the Long Night from coming, or will everything be lost and they will perish without ever returning home?

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    That’d be the third cat Clegane will fail to find and bring back, and Joanna wonders if Tommen will have enough and dismiss him from his service already in a fit of temper.

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    Tywin Lannister takes Sansa Stark under his protection for purely selfish motives, not knowing her claws have become sharpened in order to survive Joffrey's wrath. What happens when Sansa claws away at Tywin's armor, revealing long-buried parts of him? Will he yield some of his legendary control?

    TySan with a sprinkling of SanSan.

    Fan praise for Unlikely Saviors:
    "It's the perfect fix for my TySan obsession"
    "This is rapidly becoming one of my favorite GOT fics of all times."
    "This work is so devastatingly good! I adore the many different undercurrents and interactions you breathe life into for these characters!"
    "I never thought I’d be into a Tywin/Sansa pairing, but lordy you have hooked me!!!"
    "I haven't felt this compelled with a story in a long time"
    "Your Tywin is so interesting - not soft in any way, very canon-accurate, but I still believe he cares for Sansa"
    "You had me laughing in stitches or bawling my eyes out and I'm honestly in awe how amazing this story is."

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    Rhaenys Targaryen survit au Sac de Port-Réal et est conduite à Winterfell, confiée à Ned Stark, promise à Robb Stark. Accompagnée de trois chevaliers de la Garde Royale, la princesse grandit entourée par les Stark et par son demi-frère, nourrissant dans son cœur une haine féroce envers ceux responsables de la mort des siens.

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    Jaime loved Cersei.
    Brienne wanted to be a knight.
    But they matched so they were married in front of God and Men.
    Aegon loved Rhaenys and Rhaenys loved him, right?
    But Aegon had no mark and Rhaenys would marry Theon Greyjoy.
    Too bad Robb Stark had also found interested in the Princess and not his Soulmate.
    Viserys had no intention of marrying a girl without Dragon Blood and well Margaery preferred his nephew over him anyway.
    Jon didn’t know how to feel about Sansa; the feeling was mutual.
    Arya didn’t find someone to match that day, just as Samwell and many others.
    Who would help poor Jeyne Oakheart?
    Fate and all the Gods worked in mysterious ways anyway.

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    The Stark women find themselves falling into the corruptive, degrading, and seductive, grasps of the Lannisters

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