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    Just read it :'(

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    A smutty, dark tale about a relationship between Joffrey and Arya. Their descents into madness and depravity.

     

    Now beta-d by Nox Thrall

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    It's the story of Sansa Stark who just moved in with her parents to Oregon. Separated from her best friend Athelstan, she struggles a little to get used to her new environment.

    it stands to reason that between the popular girls from her school who look down on her, her brother Robb who's the most beautiful boy in her school and attracts all the girls, and the discovery of her bisexuality Sansa sometimes feels a little lonely.

    Fortunately there is Athelstan, to whom she tells everything, by mail and by message. Which keeps her informed of the life of their small town, and the ups and downs of his complicated love life.

     

    Based on the saga : La Vie Compliqué de Léa Olivier

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    Sansa Stark desperately wants to know what having an orgasm is like and no matter how many different things she tries, nothing works. So, she has to enlist some professional help in the form of Petyr Baelish- her ex-uncle who owns Mockingbird, a fetish indulging sex club.

    Meetings are Fridays at 11pm. Don't be late.

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    Sansa Stark always looks forward to Halloween trips to the Wintertown pumpkin patch. This year, though, Joffrey Baratheon forces Sansa to go to the "Fright Fest" haunted house, a new addition to Wintertown's attractions. Sansa is stuck, until Jon Snow helps rescue her from danger. With Jon's help, Sansa remembers everything she loves about the Halloween season.

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    The Starks and the Lannisters are negotiating a deal that both families need, throwing Sandor and Sansa together. Will the Lannister's 'fixer' and the Stark princess negotiate something else?

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    The meeting continues and goes about as well as it can given who Stannis has to deal with.

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    Sansa Stark was tired of punishing souls in hell, so where does the Stranger take a vacation? Los Angeles, of course. Sansa works as a civilian consultant for the LAPD, along side her favorite detective, Sandor Clegane. When a young girl is murdered and Sansa’s moniker is carved into her back, will the unlikely pair find the real killer?

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    With his right hand gone, Jaime doesn't believe there's any way for him to regain his skill with the sword; his position in the Kingsguard is as good as finished. Luckily, Tyrion thinks he knows just the person to whip him back into shape- you.

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    The Realms are at a brink of conflict, as the Battle of the Five Kings emerges, and a newly dubbed "Crownland Empire" begins their reign all across the realms, six brave young heroes band together and Join forces with Queen Elsa and Frodo Baggins and his Independent Republic to bring the fight to the empire. (I do not own GOT, Disney, etc.)

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    Sansa Stark doesn't know how it came to be like this. How had she become responsible for the survival of Stark Enterprises? It was in Lannister hands now anyway. But she had to stay to pay her father's debt and Bran's growing medical bills. If she didn't keep smiling at her cruel financé they'd cut off her income that Winterfell relied on.

    So she smiles and does what they want. She can rebel a different way.

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    Sansa realized, that she found herself being wildly attracted to this stranger, with scars and calloused hands and all. Slowly withdrawing her hand and unbuckling her seatbelt, she shot him another look and exited the car.

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    Margaery brings Sansa into her household to keep her away from Joffrey, and soon they're inseparable. At least until Margaery's wedding.

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    Something different from what I have been writing thus far. I have decided to branch out of the Dany-centric fics and do a Sansa one. Fair warning though, this Sansa is going to be a good person, not Season 8 Sansa. No season 8, 7, 6, 5 or 4.
    This fic is not time canon compliant. Some events are slightly rearranged. So, lets start with the actual summary.

    Sansa loses everything. Her father is dead, sister missing and then she learns that her brother and mother were butchered by the Freys and Boltons. And then, the Lannisters decide to betroth her to Tyrion Lannister, the Imp. He was not a bad man, but she knew that her life was doomed to sadness and despair. All courtesy of House Lannister...
    And then the Sun rose from the south and she was safely warmed in it's golden rays. No longer a plaything of the Lannisters, follow the story of Sansa Stark and Helios Martell, the heir to Sunspear, and see what happens to them in the World of Ice and Fire. Does she have a chance at happiness? Will the Lannisters pay for their crimes? Read to find out...

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    Sansa knows Joff is almost as bad at playing rugby as he is at making her happy, yet he's still (somehow) on the Westerlands team and he's still (somehow) Sansa's boyfriend. A team retreat before the World Cup gives Sansa a chance to meet the teammates she's heard so much about. It should all be pretty straightforward, right? Friendly match against Dragons, a dinner-dance in the evening, then home in the morning. Lovely.

    Loosely based on the Hand's Tourney. I don't know where this came from.

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    Jon’s touch slid from her wrist to the back of her hand, feeling strangely drawn to that big rock she wears on her finger. He circled the flashy diamond a few times before looking up at her. “It was him wasn’t it?”

    Again, she did not answer but the shuddering inhale she took was answer enough. Jon’s stomach rolled with hot liquid rage.

     

    I’m gonna kill him.

     

    OR - Jon is involved in organised crime and during a stint in prison he enrols in an art therapy class that Sansa holds.

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    After a night out, Sansa wakes up on a couch that is not her own.

    Or, the one where Jon finds an unconscious Sansa and decides the best course of action is to take her home.

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    Tommen isn't used to having friends, but he's going to learn very quickly that Hufflepuffs protect their own.

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    Sansa Stark is just a girl from the southern town of Westeros, Virginia. She has it all -- a good name and a wealthy family, her flirty best friend Margaery Tyrell, and an invitation to the most prestigious event of the year, Petyr Baelish's debutante ball. But when the handsome, mysterious Jaime Lannister shows up after a decade away, Sansa realizes that this little town is far more dangerous than she could ever imagine. It's the summer of 1977, and there's more than just humidity in the air.

    **COMPLETED**

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