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    Sansa Stark doesn't know how it came to be like this. How had she become responsible for the survival of Stark Enterprises? It was in Lannister hands now anyway. But she had to stay to pay her father's debt and Bran's growing medical bills. If she didn't keep smiling at her cruel financé they'd cut off her income that Winterfell relied on.

    So she smiles and does what they want. She can rebel a different way.

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    Sansa realized, that she found herself being wildly attracted to this stranger, with scars and calloused hands and all. Slowly withdrawing her hand and unbuckling her seatbelt, she shot him another look and exited the car.

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    Margaery brings Sansa into her household to keep her away from Joffrey, and soon they're inseparable. At least until Margaery's wedding.

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    Something different from what I have been writing thus far. I have decided to branch out of the Dany-centric fics and do a Sansa one. Fair warning though, this Sansa is going to be a good person, not Season 8 Sansa. No season 8, 7, 6, 5 or 4.
    This fic is not time canon compliant. Some events are slightly rearranged. So, lets start with the actual summary.

    Sansa loses everything. Her father is dead, sister missing and then she learns that her brother and mother were butchered by the Freys and Boltons. And then, the Lannisters decide to betroth her to Tyrion Lannister, the Imp. He was not a bad man, but she knew that her life was doomed to sadness and despair. All courtesy of House Lannister...
    And then the Sun rose from the south and she was safely warmed in it's golden rays. No longer a plaything of the Lannisters, follow the story of Sansa Stark and Helios Martell, the heir to Sunspear, and see what happens to them in the World of Ice and Fire. Does she have a chance at happiness? Will the Lannisters pay for their crimes? Read to find out...

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    Sansa knows Joff is almost as bad at playing rugby as he is at making her happy, yet he's still (somehow) on the Westerlands team and he's still (somehow) Sansa's boyfriend. A team retreat before the World Cup gives Sansa a chance to meet the teammates she's heard so much about. It should all be pretty straightforward, right? Friendly match against Dragons, a dinner-dance in the evening, then home in the morning. Lovely.

    Loosely based on the Hand's Tourney. I don't know where this came from.

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    Jon’s touch slid from her wrist to the back of her hand, feeling strangely drawn to that big rock she wears on her finger. He circled the flashy diamond a few times before looking up at her. “It was him wasn’t it?”

    Again, she did not answer but the shuddering inhale she took was answer enough. Jon’s stomach rolled with hot liquid rage.

     

    I’m gonna kill him.

     

    OR - Jon is involved in organised crime and during a stint in prison he enrols in an art therapy class that Sansa holds.

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    After a night out, Sansa wakes up on a couch that is not her own.

    Or, the one where Jon finds an unconscious Sansa and decides the best course of action is to take her home.

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    Tommen isn't used to having friends, but he's going to learn very quickly that Hufflepuffs protect their own.

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    Sansa Stark is just a girl from the southern town of Westeros, Virginia. She has it all -- a good name and a wealthy family, her flirty best friend Margaery Tyrell, and an invitation to the most prestigious event of the year, Petyr Baelish's debutante ball. But when the handsome, mysterious Jaime Lannister shows up after a decade away, Sansa realizes that this little town is far more dangerous than she could ever imagine. It's the summer of 1977, and there's more than just humidity in the air.

    **COMPLETED**

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    The bachelor and heir to one of the country's multi-billion dollar companies was to marry none other than Sansa Stark. The famous model, actress and now renowned film director had managed to win the public's favour from her first role in the business.

    Revelation Artist award, twice winner of a 'Westeros Award', named Celebrity of the Year three times in a row, and now with her debut as director, she had earned seven nominations to win the small trophy again at the next Westerosi film gala.

    The crowds adored them. They were the perfect couple: young, handsome, rich, tremendously in love.... There wasn't a day when Sansa didn't wonder how much more she had to keep enduring this farce.

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    Daenerys arrives at the prestigious Academy of Westeros and meets people that will change her life some for the better and some for worse. She and her new friends have to deal with Cersei Lannister and her unhinged son, Joffrey Baratheon. Margaery tries to protect her brother Loras, and is willing to do whatever it takes. Jon tries to protect his friends and the new girl that has piqued his interest. Robb tries to keep the people in his life out of danger and keep things in order. (Not great at summaries but give it a try)

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    Sansa Stark had been a stupid little girl , nowadays she knows that there aren't any such thing as happily ever after, she also learned that monsters are real and not all of them are big and scary, some have blonde hair and blue eyes. What she didn't know is that when she least expected she would discover her knight in shining armour, in this case leather jacket and black jeans, in the most unexpected of places.

    Jon just wants to run his bar "The White Wolf" in peace, while at the same time trying to fight his demons, and overcome his dark past. He never thought that along the way he would meet the love of his life.

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    Sandor ist nicht Mitglied der Königsgarde. Vor der Schlacht am Schwarzwasser, aber Sansa wird bereits jetzt aus ihrer Verlobung mit Joffrey entlassen. Mischmasch aus Buch und TV-Serie.

    Sansa wird aus ihrer Verlobung mit Joffrey entlassen, aber gleich an seinen geschworenen Schild weiter gereicht, um diesen für seine treuen Dienste zu entlohnen.
    Doch der junge König plant nicht, ein Spielzeug ganz aufzugeben, das er einmal sein Eigen nannte; höchstens hält er es seinem Hund für eine kurze Weile zum Spielen hin.

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    Sansa finds her best friend's lucky red underwear in her boyfriend's pants pocket. She goes to his family's fancy hotel to comfront him but gets trapped in an elevator with an older man who has ash at his temples and far from innocent thoughts on his mind.

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    The canon divergence where Sansa was able to initially hide the start of her period from The Hound. How long can she hide it from the one person who just might know her better than herself?

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    Sansa is trapped, living under Joffrey and his cruel reign. Until she begins to notice the Hound and realizes that she is not as alone as she once thought herself to be.

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    Margaery loves Sansa

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    Centuries ago Robb and Sansa Stark children of Lord Eddard and Lady Catelyn Stark were deeply in love. Even though they were siblings and destined to marry for duty they exchanged love letters through the course of their lives. But then the Gods made a cruel joke and their lives were forever lost.
    Now, in 2016 they meet again and start to remember their past life. A story about love, war and loss.
    "It's us against the world, Robb. We'll always be together."
    "I'll see you again."
    "My Dearest Sansa,
    I promise that I'll always find you my love. It is us against the world, remember?"

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    Margaery, a well renowned WBI agent, is on the trail of Joffrey Baratheon, whom she believes is behind a string of disappearances in Kings Landing. On the way, she makes tentative friends with a swan, and then things change entirely.

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    he may be the king, but it’s you they love

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