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    Joe Thornton falls asleep as a Boston Bruin in the midst of a miserable rookie season and wakes up in San Jose with no memory of how he came to be there, surrounded by a team he doesn't recognize, who all insist he plays for the Sharks now. There's also a little blonde Swedish kid and a toddler who refuses to wear socks and somehow they are both Joe's responsibility. It doesn't take long for Joe to realize that something more is going on, but it's not the answer he expected.

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    174
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    22
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    Pat comes back to them in October.

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    1/1
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    24
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    1
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    228
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    Joe Thornton is incapable of not inviting new Sharks to stay with him. Mario Ferraro is 185 lbs of pure optimism. This is a story set in the summer of 2019, which was a simpler and happier time.

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    Chapters:
    4/4
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    57
    Kudos:
    99
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    18
    Hits:
    999
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    Logan keeps going. He keeps going as the wheels fall off and the whole thing disintegrates. He’s the captain. He’s the captain because they keep trading his friends and he was left behind. It’s the business, sure, and now it’s his responsibility. His fault.

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    1/1
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    19
    Kudos:
    62
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    11
    Hits:
    678
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    Micheal was one concerned text message away from driving to Pompano Beach to throw his phone into the ocean.

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    1/1
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    2
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    28
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    387
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    "I used to be this blond," Joe says.

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    1/1
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    "What is it about Joner that Aaron's been missing all this time?"

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    1/1
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    14
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    64
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    718
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    What happens when you love the enemy

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    2
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    526
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    Bonfires! Breakups! All-ages night at the local club, underage drinking, and reminders of how everything tastes better when you're stoned.

    Welcome to a tale of bros being bros, bros boning bros, and little bros being best. Where high school hockey is more the vehicle than the actual destination, and sometimes we all have to settle for a good face-punch being the most efficient form of communication. Come for the melodrama, stay for the dicktouching.

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    78/78
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    After Pat hangs up the phone, he picks up his car keys and heads directly over to Joe's house.

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    1/1
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    12
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    “'Jumbo and Burnzie, let down your beards!'”

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    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    29
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    243
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    Tomas isn’t Bergy, bubbly and outgoing where Patrice was reserved and calm, but Joe wants to submit all the same, to let his chatter be white noise while his hand is in his hair as Joe presses against his shins.

    But Joe doesn’t do that anymore.

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    1,238
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    45
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    584
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    Excitement, adventure and sexual awakening await Tyler Seguin, a young gentleman from the Toronto elite, out in the Canadian West.

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    108,331
    Chapters:
    12/12
    Comments:
    124
    Kudos:
    175
    Bookmarks:
    64
    Hits:
    13435
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    The NHLOmega GroupMe isn't particularly helpful or professional, but the gossip (and the dick pics) make it worth the headache. Olli's just glad to be here.

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    1/1
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    61
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    5589
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    Some post-game stress relief.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    44
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    619
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    Tomáš looks at the line of the nape of Joe’s neck and thinks, yes.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    131
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    1495
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    "You know what? I'm gonna start one today."

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    457
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
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    176
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    2731
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    "Sorry. I know I shouldn't bother you with my troubles. You're stressed enough as it is, eh? The whole team is, what with the chase for the c-c-Cup and all—"

    Sidney gulped back a moan. Each stuttering 'C' cut harshly through the air and struck him like bullets, sending blood flowing down his gratuitous, thick curves and straight to his growing mini-Sidney.

    Sid knew he needed to be wary when he was in this state. The blood cells in his brain had lost some players and now his dick was on the powerplay.

    Language:
    English
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    1,264
    Chapters:
    1/2
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    17
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    753
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    "love is less always than to win / less never than alive / less bigger than the least begin / less littler than forgive" - e.e. cummings

    How they are now, and how they began.

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    English
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    3,594
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    34
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    288
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    Joe Thornton- Joe, of all people- is coming to the Sharks.

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    English
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    1,391
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    43
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    463

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