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    Hermitcraft is a very open sexual server, and this season is Grian's first season as an actively sexual player.
    There is a long list of 'other' achievements, and he is dead set on completely every single one.

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    12/?
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    560
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    51
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    My Hermitcraft & Third Life headcanons. These are not canon and I don't know whether or not they count as an AU. Let me know what you think in the comments! The chapters will also be edited if I think of things to go with them. You can also leave questions and ideas in the comments. Some of the chapters will be posted with just one or two hermits figured out and you can leave suggestions in the comments as well.

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    Chapters:
    1/?
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    2
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    Technoblade tries. He tries his best. But the voices in his head only continue to grow stronger, demanding the bloodshed of those around him. He knows that his friends are in danger, even with the war over. To make matters worse, there's a large bounty on his head, Ghostbur is asking too many questions, Tommy is now exiled, and Dream is hunting him down.

    He can't risk bringing harm to the ones he loves, especially Phil, his father, the man who raised him, the man who had lost his family because of their foolish desires. He needs to escape the voices in his head. The memories of war only strengthens them with each passing moment that he's in the Godforsaken country.

    Technoblade has no other choice. He has to leave L'Manburg.

    But where will he go…?

     

    [DREAM SMP AND HERMITCRAFT CROSSOVER]

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    Chapters:
    20/?
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    259
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    826
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    123
    Hits:
    16402
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    Voidwalkers are a species many high end servers want. If found, they are hunted down, broken, and sold off at the highest price. Years ago, one got away, and was recently sighted world hopping. In comes the trigger happy Hunters.

    **Chapters containing rape scenes will contain warnings in their summaries, first author notes, and right before the scenes actually start.

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    2,113
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Collections:
    1
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    21
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    215
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    Once upon a time, an admin went missing.

    His people were worried, but thought they could carry on as normal until he was found. Until their world shifted, and their pasts began to catch up with them.

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    19,978
    Chapters:
    8/22
    Comments:
    98
    Kudos:
    155
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    2033
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    A portal where there should be none. A mysterious stalker in the Nether. Crimson vines driving people to madness. It all ties back to a corrupted server and an amnesiac teen with wings.

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    4,866
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    209
    Bookmarks:
    40
    Hits:
    2498
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    What would the world be like if 80 percent of the population manifested superpowers called "Quirks"? Heroes and villains would be battling it out everywhere! Being a hero would mean learning to use your power, but where would you go to study? The Hero Academy of course!

    Join the Students of Class 1A, or alternatively, the Hermits, as they navigate their way through highschool life! With the ups and downs of... well... not quite the usual high school experience!
    With villains to defeat, sports festivals to participate in and apprentaships to complete, will the class make it thorugh their first year at UA Hero Academy unscathed?

    tl;dr
    The hermits are Class 1A of UA hero academy, and, with some guest appearances from other mcyt, have to make their way through a slightly unusual high school experience.

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    CURRENT ARC: Hero Killer Arc

    Hiatus is now OVER >:)

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    Chapters:
    36/?
    Comments:
    584
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    807
    Bookmarks:
    90
    Hits:
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    So I reading Home Again, Home Again by TheWritersHeir, and i wanted to write this.

    This is TFC adopting the entire server.

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    678
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    13
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    126
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    Someone tell me to stop.

    All of the hermits have worked slowly on a huge mansion that Doc and Ren feel will adequately show off all of the skills of their friends. But of course, this couldn't have just been any normal mansion: it's a towering twelve floor megalith that's made to test the hermits fears and their smarts.

    But the event was hijacked.
    And the hermits are not in for a pleasant, if a little spooky, puzzle filled evening...

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    Chapters:
    17/?
    Comments:
    75
    Kudos:
    86
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    1411
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    Being violently thrown into another universe, stranded far away from Hermitcraft, hermits have to learn to live among super powered humans. And Hero society now has to deal with literal eldritch beings who keep creating shenanigans.

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    3,213
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    68
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    290
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    Many hermits so far have chosen to alter their bodies in order to use their favorite mode of transportation, be that trident, wing, or hoof. Each will advocate for their favorite to any who haven't chosen yet, but some hermits might not be so easily swayed.

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    Words:
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    46
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    140
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    As archaeologist False Symmetry explores Central and South America, searching for the lost city of Paititi with a hired mercenary by the name of Cleo, she accidentally unleashes a Mayan Apocalypse.

    It doesn't help that Dr. Xelis Void, his second-in-command Dream, and their cronies are trying to murder her every chance they get, so they can gain the mythical power hidden in the city and use it for their own personal betterment instead.

    Determined to prevent the destruction of everything and everyone False cares about, we follow her and Cleo's travels from Guatemala to Mexico and eventually to Peru, where she must work together with the local royalty and learn what it truly means to sacrifice it all for love.

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    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    39
    Kudos:
    21
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    229
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    When Wing of Thunder and Light of Shadow meet, the lost will be refound.
    Or, Grianwing finds himself deputy of ThunderClan and Docstar finds himself leader of ShadowClan. Both cats receive a mysterious prophecy, and soon their paths collide. Docstar is unsure of himself in ShadowClan, and tensions within the Clan begin to rise. As Grianwing and Docstar begin to meet nightly, the future of all the Clans becomes unsure. What started out as a joke Hermitcraft Warriors AU progressed into this epic story full of love, questionable warrior cat names, and adventure. Just don’t think too hard about the fact that it’s Hermitcraft.

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    Chapters:
    27/27
    Comments:
    64
    Kudos:
    83
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    1774
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    Disclaimer: I have known of the Backrooms for 2 days and wrote this on 3 hours of sleep.
    This wasn't what Xisuma intended when he banned Evil X two years ago. But intentions aside, Ex has been trapped in the Backrooms for years now, an endless labyrinth of liminal spaces where time and space don't work right, and you are never truly safe from hostile Entities that are far more dangerous than any Minecraft mob. Though Ex has managed to survive for this long, they aren't going to be able to make it much longer before they get killed or go insane. But there's no known way to escape the Backrooms, and Ex certainly isn't going to get out on their own.
    Title is from Labyrinth by Miracle Musical!

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    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    100
    Kudos:
    60
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    722
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    Humans Are Weird
    Humans Are Barbarians
    Earth Is Space Australia
    Humanity, Fuck Yeah
    Humans Are Space Orcs
    Humans Are Weird And Scary

    Apply that fun strand of messages and canons from Tumblr and add it to Hermitcraft and now you've got yourself a shot fic with some plot points.

    Then I guest while your at it, throw in some Star Wars and Star Trek lingo to see if there are any other nerds out there.

    (Comments, constructive criticism, and general feedback is appreciated!)

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    14,804
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    45
    Kudos:
    250
    Bookmarks:
    32
    Hits:
    2858
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    Bdubs manages to sleep with every hermit on the server.

    No as in actual sleep.

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    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    41
    Kudos:
    338
    Bookmarks:
    48
    Hits:
    3190
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    Yes, I have another AU. Yes, it's even wilder than the Last Player one.

    This is an AU where the hermits were kidnapped as young children by the Aether Foundation, experimented on, fused with various pokemon, and then returned back to their families once Gladion took over the Foundation because Gladion is a decent human being.

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    English
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    6,411
    Chapters:
    31/?
    Comments:
    150
    Kudos:
    99
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    1473
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    After successfully surviving their last encounter, everyone thought they were back to normal life. But nearly 6 months later, the Servers begin to show noticeable glitches. People go missing, and the three Servers must work together to save their homes...and their friends.

     

    Updates on Saturdays!

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    English
    Words:
    31,684
    Chapters:
    20/?
    Comments:
    59
    Kudos:
    32
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    1297
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    The item appeared from nowhere.
    The item is not of this world.
    Who brought it here?
    And why?

    Language:
    English
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    8,847
    Chapters:
    3/11
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    24
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    248
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    When a void hole opens in The Library, Joe must go and rescue his beloved books, but what he finds on the other side alters not just his outlook on the world, but his actual life. When his magic begins to go haywire, all Joe can do is stay along for the ride.

    [Potentially slow updates]

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    English
    Words:
    1,005
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    13
    Hits:
    74

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