19 Works in Joe | Yusuf Al-Kaysani and Nicky | Nicolo di Genova Acting Like a Married Couple

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    “We can help you,” Joe pleads. He is always so strong, so emotional. Nile has stopped unpacking, frozen where she’s sitting on the pristine, white couch of the sterile apartment Copley found for them on short notice. She’s staring at Joe as if seeing him for the first time, and honestly, she is. “Book — we can help you. Please, tell us, let us know what we can do —“

    “No,” Booker says. He shakes his head. He’s looking between Joe and Nicky, at the space deliberately put between them, at the space he put there. “No, I can’t. I’m sorry. I’m sorry.”

    Mi amore,” Nicky tries, reaching out again to Joe. Andy can see the streaks of blood on his arms, his cheek, caking the back of his head. He’d been shot, Joe said. You shot Nicky. You shouldn’t have done that.

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    "It started with small, predictable things: Nicolò and Quynh vied over who the better aimer was in distance archery, Yusuf and Andromache had a running tally of kills (there was a whole subset of rules, including the notable ‘they were already wounded’ amendment of 1321 and the much more recent ‘Booker doesn’t count’ act of 1999. They were currently working on the 2020 Nile-Andy immersion party, because of the mortality handicap).

    And then it got… odd."

    or, 5 times Nicky and Joe tried to last and 1 time they did.

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    Nicky serves him vegetable soup and homemade sourdough while Joe prattles on about their crops. Soybeans, apparently, and corn. Booker arrived just in time for harvest. Huzzah.

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    During the winter of 1814, in the midst of the Industrial Revolution, London suffered such a bitter cold that the River Thames froze solid. The resultant fair – and snowball fight – became the perfect cover for a group of immortals on a mission to murder.

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    Nile Freeman begins to live her life as an immortal warrior but she has to deal with four grown idiots as well.

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    Andy has a very strict do-not-engage policy for plagues; she’s the oldest and has lived through plenty of them. The rest of the Old Guard mostly follow along; the four of them trying to stop a pandemic makes about as much sense as trying to prevent an earthquake or halt an erupting volcano.

    The Old Guard may be family, but that doesn’t mean they don’t keep secrets from each other.

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    Despite only having been with the three immortals for a few weeks, Sébastien already knew that they were all entirely mad. Still, nothing confirmed their madness more than seeing Nicolò and Yusuf’s response to being thrown in a cell.

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    A week after the events at Merrick Pharmaceuticals, Joe and Nicky share an early morning together.

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    The sound of scratching charcoal on canvas paper fills the room, creating a rhythm that helps relax Nicolo's shaking thighs and his on-edge body; Nicolo had been stripped with precise and gentle hands only worn that of his lover's digits, stripped and tied and kissed until his lips swelled and healed then swelled again.

    -- what happened in Malta. (aka my second version of That Time In Malta)

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    Nicky’s serious. Andy’s amused. Booker already looks like he thinks he’s going to win, while Joe has a spark in his eye that can be nothing but suspicious.

    And Nile? Well, Nile’s mostly just confused.

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    “Nicky came home with a coyote once,” Joe offered.

    “It looked like it needed help,” Nicky muttered. “And I’d never seen one before, how was I supposed to know?”

    “That doesn’t actually count,” Nile complained. “I said dog grooming.”

    …or, five times Nile tries to think of something none of the others have ever done, and one time they explain why she doesn’t have to.

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    Back in Malta for their free time, a sleepy night is spent in each others embrace, exchanging words of love and affirmation. A look into Nicky's past issues proves that his weight and his looks means that he is the healthiest he has been in a long time and that his health and happiness is all that matters.

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    Every member of the team has nightmares. Their lives are long and messy and each of them has seen and done things that haunt their dreams. Comfort is a difficult thing to accept in their lives, but they are family and they will be there for each other through anything and everything.

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    College au in which Joe, Andy, Booker and Nile are all immortal but Nicky is not.

    Joe convinces the team to go to university with him instead of splitting up the team like they do usually when Andy gets fed up. Nicky is an adorable Italian mortal studying there who Joe falls for hard but attempts (badly) not to until neither can resist anymore.

    Through their relationship Joe bears the stress of loving a mortal and all the associated fragility that comes with mortality whilst Nicky is oblivious and just wants to be loved.

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    Nicky and Joe are having a fight.

    Apparently.

    Nile can’t even tell.

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    With the team all back together and just about beginning to cope again, Joe decides that they need an evening together as a family. Between missions, the team find these rare moments of joy and softness where they can rediscover their familiarity.

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    It’s the night before their wedding, but trying to keep Nicky and Joe apart is a fool's errand. So of course, Booker ends up with the job

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    Professor Jones is definitely the hottest faculty member any of them have ever seen.
    He is, in a word, a snack.

    But the Italian who just interrupted his art history lecture just might give him a run for his money.

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    Nile watches as Joe gets to his feet and heads towards Nicky, calling out something to him in Italian. Nile is torn between learning Italian, so that she can know what they’re saying, and feeling like it’s an intrusion on something that she’s not meant to hear. "He's very protective of Nicky, isn't he?"

    "You're only noticing that now?" Andy asks wryly.

    “It all seems a little bit one-sided, that’s all,” Nile muses. “I've never seen Nicky be as...violently protective over Joe.” Andy just hums, and Nile glances over at her. “You think I’m wrong? I know I haven’t been around long, but I’ve seen Joe get killed in a bunch of messy ways and Nicky has never done…that.”

    Andy just hums again. “Look again,” she says when Nile throws her hands up in frustration. “Watch more closely. You’ll know when you see it.”

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