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    “I know you missed me. I could see you go to my grave everyday.”

    Or, Jim comes back to Sebastian. Just, not in the way Sebastian would’ve liked.

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    English
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    222
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    8
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    38
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    Sherlock listened carefully as he heard footsteps rushing upstairs towards the entrance to the flat. He knew they belonged to his flatmate, but they seemed heavier than usual, implying he was carrying something. But he hadn't been gone long enough to have gotten a great deal of things at the store. Curious, he stood up from the couch and stepped on and over the coffee table, rushing to the door and opening it...
    To find John Watson carrying a barely conscious child.
    "Well..." Sherlock began, taking a step aside to let the pair inside and staring at the child. "I take it you didn't go to the store, then."

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,251
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    18
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    351
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    Just like Sherlock Holmes, Emily Hadley sometimes was called upon by Scotland Yard to help solve the most puzzling of cases much to Holmes' distaste and much to his annoyance, even his brother Mycroft used the woman's services at times. After Hadley moved to America those services stopped, the contact between Scotland Yard stopped and so did the messages between Hadley and clients. It was almost as if Emily Hadley never even existed until she returned, a new friend following very closely behind her.

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    English
    Words:
    9,350
    Chapters:
    2/14
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    6
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    89
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    Molly Hooper is known for making some of the best baked goods in all of England, and no one knows what her secret is. Her most popular dish is her Jam Tartlets, and it’s a recipe she shares with absolutely no one, not even those who work in her shop. When a new resident arrives in the village, an apiarist named Sherlock Holmes, they begin an exchange: some of her special jams in exchange for his honey. But what starts as a simple trade of sweet foodstuffs becomes so much more when Molly’s shop is broken into and ransacked by someone looking for the secret recipe.

    Language:
    English
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    941
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    39
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    206
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    Sebastian Moran is trying to adjust back to civilian life after the war. He hates to admit that he misses the adrenaline, he misses shooting real targets. One of his students -- the 17 year old Jim Moriarty -- knows that and he seems determined to lead Moran on the path of destruction.

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    English
    Words:
    2,663
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    6
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    37
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    After he is killed by a black arrow, Smaug is reborn as William Sherlock Scott Holmes. In this new life, Sherlock learns something that was denied to him as a dragon: love. And he gathers a horde far more precious than the gold he left under the mountain. When Moriarty tries to take three of Sherlock's most beloved treasures away, what is a dragon to do other than save them... and burn everyone and everything that gets in his way
    Dragonlock!

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    15,615
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    36
    Kudos:
    166
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    1725
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    Upon angering the head of a small crime family with ties to magic, James Moraiarty wakes up with his adult mind trapped in the body of an eight-year-old boy, and it's up to Sebastian Moran to make sure things go as smoothly as possible from here on out.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,240
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    15
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    460
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    In which Jim tries (and fails) to make a dramatic entrance. Or, the story of how Sebastian Moran met Jim Moriarty.
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    The man blinked, the movement exaggerated as if for dramatic effect. “I may have miscalculated slightly.”

    “Miscalculated?”

    “Yes, my dear, miscalculated."

    Language:
    English
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    1,274
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    35
    Hits:
    221
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    В обязанности Леноры Маккой как главы медслужбы «Энтерпрайз» входило проведение ежегодного тренинга по профилактике сексуальных домогательств для вновь принятых на службу.

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    Русский
    Words:
    458
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    4
    Hits:
    43
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    But a miracle had happened - that or Jim had reached his maximum quota of people he had pissed off in a year, both possibilities were equally likely to have happened - and Harvey had all intentions of enjoying his day off with his partner.

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    1,958
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    9
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    82
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    Jim is an oblivious idiot and Oswald is a mystery.

     

    Or the one where Oswald is trans and Jim is the dumb jock who falls in love with her.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,082
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    14
    Hits:
    164
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    James Lake Junior never got to meet his father, what he did know about the man was a very short list.
    1. He never loved him like he did mom.
    2. He always changed his face before going outside.
    3. No one knew where he went.
    What if his DNA in Jim could alter his life and was there something in Jim that Jim himself hadn't noticed before or was it always there...

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,193
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    101
    Bookmarks:
    17
    Hits:
    1133
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    It's generally acknowledged that if you return a Shapeshifter's coat, you've offered yourself as a suitable mate and you would like them to consider you in turn. What happens AFTER that isn't as widely discussed. This is what happens when a good deed changes (and saves) a life.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    15,672
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    51
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    814
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    Sebastian loves to bake and Jim loves to lick the bowl clean.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    177
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    9
    Hits:
    640
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    Neither Leonard McCoy nor James Kirk knew what they were doing when they signed up for Starfleet Academy, which makes these two overqualified but underprepared plebes perfect (or maybe not) roommates. Aside from the stress of their classes, Jim and Leonard will have to face pranks, drama, computer malfunctions, relationship issues, and--perhaps worst of all--living with each other.
    But hey, if they wanna be able to survive five year missions in deep, unknown space, first they've gotta figure out how to survive freshman year at Starfleet Academy (and also maybe each other's company).

    (not actually a list fic, lol, but i like the title XD)

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    3,948
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    27
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    222
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    5 times Bones met Jim accidentally + 1 time he sought the kid out.

    (Or, the story of how an epic friendship begins).

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,946
    Chapters:
    2/6
    Comments:
    19
    Kudos:
    93
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    1321
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    This was not the path he ever expected to be on.

    He had had everything - a gorgeous wife, a dream job, and the perfect home.

    Then everything had to go to shit.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,548
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    58
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    457
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    The couple in the next room over are keeping Marik and Bakura up with their loud love-making. Marik and Bakura decide to get even.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,503
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    29
    Kudos:
    67
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    504
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    “It wasn’t the first time he’d considered killing this man. As a matter of fact, it was the third time this week alone.

    James Moriarty, consulting criminal mastermind, was the definition of obnoxious.”

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,662
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    45
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    301
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    When M brought Q into MI6, it wasn't from some tech company, but from the top of one of the largest criminal organizations to ever exist.

    Q has a long and dark past, and now the new M intends to use it to bring down James Moriarty, a powerful and sinister man with a special soft spot for the Quartermaster.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    17,408
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    72
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    1744

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