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    Jim escapes Tarsus IV only to be put on his mother's ship. When she tries to force him to go back to Iowa and live with his abusive stepfather, he climbs inside an escape pod and shoots off towards the next Class M planet.

    Meanwhile on Vulcan, Spock's betrothed declares Kal-if-fee and he has to fight for her. While he is fighting her chosen mate he smells the most enticing scent he had ever smelled. He incapacitated Stonn and left the sacred grounds to find who he knew was his T'hy'la.

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    Delilah Isolde Charlotte Holmes is the youngest - and often 'most ordinary' - Holmes child. She isn't interested in crime, deductions or government. She does not care for murder mysteries or cases of political value. In fact, Delilah enjoys keeping her eccentric more art-indulgent life completely separate from the often life threatening shenanigans of her older brothers. That is, until Jim Moriarty steps into the pictures.

    'La Douleur Exquise,' is the heart-wrenching pain of wanting someone you can’t have. This is, in all essence, a love story.

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    Sherlock's friends and girlfriend are on TikTok, the detective himself tries it out for the first time.

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    Jim ran in the forest to escape Carl Powers, fell down a tree and was saved by a small fae with wild curls and gemstone eyes.

    "You owe me. " it said, and so Jim followed it into its realm, shedding his humanity on the forest's ground.

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    Sickbay has been full of patients since Capitan James Tiberius Kirk and his crew have been exploring around 20 moons of a gaseous gigantic planet called Erda. However, the tireless Capitan of the Enterprise is planning a new expedition to Erda´s most dangerous moon, much to Bones dismay. That brings some disagreements between the friends just before the mission hits and quickly turns into something nobody expected. Who will be hurt this time? Will be necessary the death of a very close one to make Capitan James Kirk really listen for the first time? Lots of Angst, Hurt/Comfort and friendship feelings here. OCCASIONAL FANART.

    FANART LIST:

    Chapter 3: Two fanarts in this one: "Jim by Bones' biobed" & "Wipe your tears away (Crying Leonard "Bones" McCoy)"

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    Written from an Edgar Allen Poe prompt on tumblr.
    The Cask of Amontillado: betrayal, grudge, broken trust.

    Jim returns to Sebastian around a year after Reichenbach and they discuss their relationship and the future.

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    You find yourself able to travel into different parallel universes.

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    “So you want me to give those brothers aphrodisiac shots just so they can fuck mindlessly for your own pleasure?”

    A dark and twisted smile spread slowly across McCoy’s lips.

    “Well, of course, Jim. Anything for you.”

    While exploring strange new worlds, the twisted “mirror” version of Jim Kirk and his crew discover the terra-esque world of Onward. Of course, Kirk beams two subjects aboard the ship, has them knocked out, and placed in an observation room. Kirk asks McCoy for a favor and Spock has to watch his stupid Captain get off to two brothers fucking..

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    History won't care at all, unless we force the people to, my darlings! Take the bull by the horns!

    (Or, I was asked to write about Live Aid '85 and so I shall deliver. A sort of addendum to a previous piece - see work this was inspired by - but can also be read standalone)

    More work for the Freddie Mercury first person POV challenge I've heard is happening in early June

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    Starfleet’s youngest captain has his uses, but boy, oh boy is James T. Kirk a pain in Fleet Admiral Alexander Marcus’ neck. And Marcus is willing to do anything, no matter how extra-legal, to get Kirk to toe the line.

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    This is my NaNo 2017 piece. The title's a little misleading, but it fits. I promise no one PERMANENTLY moves out of Baker Street, but it comes close. Sherlock's an insensitive bastard, things go not very well post-TGG, and poor John finds herself in some very...interesting company. John's a saint, Jim's a sweetheart, and Seb...well, he doesn't get paid enough to put up with this shit. Oh, and Greg features. He's a good bro, his wife's a bitch, and she doesn't feature for very long. She gets hers, don't worry. Off-screen, of course, but she doesn't make much trouble once she's out of the picture. Mycroft is...Mycroft. Molly's her sweet, chirpy, bumbling-yet-capable self. And Jim's mother...I think you'll like her. I had fun writing Sheila Moriarty. And Jim's grandmother.

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    American Alternate Universe, just a bit of me messing about with my favorite idiots....

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    John Watson left his heart in the war, though his bitch of a 'girlfriend' thinks he belongs to her, and she's pregnant, so he couldn't exactly leave her. Deciding that the best strategy to fall in love - with the exact opposite of who he had lost, no less - was for them to take a long holiday in the village of Willow Pointe. He wasn't expecting, however, the keeper of Baskerville Inn to turn out to be the best thing that ever happened to him.

    A lot of people fear Sherlock Holmes will always be alone, ever since he lost his only lover. As soon as John Watson comes to stay, everyone can see how their damage compliments each other's, and the little costal Massachusetts town isn't going to let the good doctor rest until their favorite British transplant is in a lasting relationship again.

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    A pressing matter: 12-year-old Sherlock has run away from home and hidden in the huge city of London and it's up to Mycroft, his older brother, to find him.

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    Ever since Spock and Nyota got married, Spock has been incredibly affectionate. This level of affection has got tongues wagging around the crew. There's one thing they keep talking about that is making Nyota upset...

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    "Oh yeah, the rain incident... How many pranks did this mystery student do this month already ? Well, I mean, we can't be entirely sure it was the same person everytime since some time it was directed at one student in particular and the other pranks were aimed at a whole house or at the school in general..."
    He started pacing around Sherlock, idly playing with his wand at the same time.
    "Do you have a lead ? I thought of the defense teacher at first, but seeing the level of the spells used in the incidents, that would mean he had been faking his incompetence for the whole year !" he exclaimed, faking annoyance.
    And well, even if the teacher had actually been good, the pranks had started even before he arrived…

    "37." Sherlock answered, watching as Jim paced around. And awful lot of headaches for him as he tried to solve who did the pranks, but the good side was that than he had a very few moments of boredom, which prevented him from detentions and such.

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    Jim Pickens was a very cruel man, that was until you got close enough to him. Unfortunately only one person has ever done that, and that "person", was the fucking grim reaper so its kinda impossible to get close to Jim.

    But why was Jim like this? What made him this wary of people?

    Well, let's look a little closer at his past.

    (Based off his original backstory by callmekevin )((totally check him out he's amazing))

    All I own is my writing.

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    Jim has done evaluations of the senior staff. Spock isn't too happy about what he sees Jim has written about Lieutenant Uhura.

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    Jim Moriarty's life seems to be plagued with bad luck. After his family make the decision to move to London due to his father's declining health, Jim finds himself stuck in an endless cycle of chaos and misery. After having developed a notorious reputation for himself back in his hometown of Dublin, he fears that the exact same thing will happen again - a fear that seems to become only too true when on the eve of Jim's twenty-first birthday a drunken mistake sets to change his life completely.

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    Leonard McCoy is interested in the... shall we say... mechanics of interspecies relations. Of course, he asks Jim.

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    Jim decided to live with the mystery-solving duo, what could go wrong?

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