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    Someone, something, in the universe is bored. And don't the most interesting things happen when you're bored?

     

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    "Jim wishes he could burn away the eyes of respective disappointment and superiority that melt into his back, watching him walk away.

    Jim wishes that he didn’t run away from that fucking town square, and that he died with his aunt in the mud in the last place he felt any happiness.

    He wishes that his mother never fell for his stupid human father, who’s legacy he can’t seem to match up to."

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    Chapters:
    14/?
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    75
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    Star Trek AOS-based nonsense really.

    We're kicking off with some Academy antics that I'm making up as I go along and we'll trundle on through the three films.

    There's a better explanation in the Introduction chapter.

    -Error

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    Chapters:
    75/?
    Comments:
    247
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    93
    Bookmarks:
    26
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    3259
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    When people have something in common, they tend to seek each other out. Whether it be by their own volition or a simple product of circumstance, birds of a feather will flock together.

    That's just nature.

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    Chapters:
    5/?
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    2
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    71
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    1
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    150
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    Jim Moriarty comes to your shared flat, breathing hard and covered in blood. You try to help him, but he reacts and you're left pondering your decisions.

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    1,137
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    5
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    84
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    Since coming home from Afghanistan, John has lost his vitality and searches for it at the bottom of a glass. The ever roaming eye of Dominant-for-hire Sherlock finds him, reawakening the soul within. Sherlock is looking for a uniquely, faultless submissive with whom to share his life and ‘meekly subservient’ is the furthest quality from either of their minds. John grapples with his outdated moral dilemma of paying for sex versus his renewed libido. Sherlock introduces him to a whole different lifestyle, taking John apart piece by piece to find out what he really likes. **Warnings and tags to be updated as chapters are posted**

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    Chapters:
    22/?
    Comments:
    19
    Kudos:
    141
    Bookmarks:
    28
    Hits:
    3710
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    Posting this because if I don't, it never will and eventually will be deleted. I'm never happy with any of my stories lol

    John, Sherlock, and Jim are in a relationship. John is kidnapped by a fan. Sherlock and James have to work together to save their other (third?) half!!

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    6,239
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    14
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    87
    Bookmarks:
    9
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    1018
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    Settling into a normal life, or what would pass for normal with a pregnant ex-army doctor and former harem keeper Omega and a consulting detective genius Alpha, ought to be relatively easy for the couple, given what has gone before. But it won't be that simple or quiet a time.
    Not only has Sherlock promised John to find the child that was taken from him, they have to deal with the unravelling the harem and the threat of Moriarty still looming not to mention learning to live together as a couple.
    John still feels a responsibility to his charges, especially Ruby, and also needs to reintegrate into life and society, which isn't made easier by his pregnancy.
    All in all, a semblance of quiet is still a long way off.

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    Chapters:
    34/?
    Comments:
    630
    Kudos:
    298
    Bookmarks:
    52
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    Come sarebbe stata la vita di Oswald se al liceo avesse avuto qualche amico? E come avrebbero influito questi rapporti nella sua vita da adulto? Questa è una storia per chi crede che il Pinguino di Gotham avrebbe meritato qualche affetto sincero, degli amici, una fidanzata, magari anche un fidanzato e dei figli. Si viaggerà fra il tempo presente e la vita passata di Oswald, Jim Gordon scoprirà lati del gangster inimmaginabili e alla fine si ritroverà più coinvolto di quanto avrebbe voluto.

    What would Oswald's life have been like if he had had some friends in high school? And how would these relationships affect his life as an adult? This is a story for those who believe that the Gotham Penguin deserved some sincere affection, from friends, a girlfriend, maybe even a boyfriend and children. Traveling between the present time and Oswald's past life, Jim Gordon will discover unimaginable sides of the gangster and eventually find himself more involved than he would have liked.

    I know Italian is tough for most of you, but I promise: Google Translate EN-IT translation is quite usable, please give this story a chance even if it's not written in your native language, it's too longer so that I can translate it.

    Language:
    Italiano
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    22,613
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    4
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    Moriarty in prison should be a good thing, right? And his lawyer should have nothing to be afraid of, right? And Mycroft should be happy, right? RIGHT?

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    1/1
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    After the events of episode 10, Ed spends his days pondering. What could he have changed? What did he do wrong? Was it all just a lie?

    Ed juggles hiding his pain, stopping his first mate from killing everyone, and helping his new crew find their footing. Haunted by his actions (and the ghosts of people he blames himself for the deaths of), he tries to fix things while keeping the armor and facade of Blackbeard up.

    Jim and Frenchie do their best to find their friends, hide Lucius from the rest of the crew, and fuck around.

    (ft a Spotify playlist made specifically for this)

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    English
    Words:
    10,213
    Chapters:
    6/6
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    53
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    891
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    Little one shot reunion for the crew and of course Ed and Stede

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    35
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    215
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    Jim has a one-night stand with a Vulcan who ends up being his Logistics professor.

    Well this is awkward.

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    5,278
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    20
    Kudos:
    91
    Bookmarks:
    16
    Hits:
    1101
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    "As his right hand man and head of security—meaning the boss's personal security and bodyguard— not much happens that he doesn’t know about. At least, not unless Moriarty doesn’t want him to know about it for some reason, which happens at least once a week.

    That also means that once a week, Sebastian is driven mad with worry, only to find his boss perfectly alive and…happy by Moriarty’s standards. Sebastian knows now that he does it just to mess with him and piss him off."

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    1/1
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    Jim's nerves are alight with pain, burning and burning and burning. He feels like he's combusting from the inside out, like his organs are tearing apart from the seams and all the water inside his body is boiling, evaporating. He sits on the edge of death, seconds away from tipping into the realm he's courted so dearly for the past two years. His heart stutters, failing even as shouts echo from somewhere outside his own mind and Jim is falling. Falling through life and death and space and. Time.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,128
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    20
    Kudos:
    66
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    700
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    Jim Kirk had been warned his entire life not to trust people that he met online. Now, he was beginning to think he should have listened.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    142,477
    Chapters:
    18/?
    Comments:
    75
    Kudos:
    108
    Bookmarks:
    36
    Hits:
    4261
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    "“Are you sure you want to do this, boss?” Sebastian asks, looking over at Jim from where he was sitting in the passenger seat. He had been unsure about the idea since Jim first brought it up that he needed to learn how to drive. Really, he had never understood how his boss made it to his forties without learning to start with but the man was unhealthily attached to the city and always had drivers around so he didn’t have to learn if he didn’t want to. And it would appear he hadn’t wanted to. 

    …Until now. And Sebastian got to be the unlucky one who got to teach him. "

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    1,186
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
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    12
    Hits:
    104
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    Jim is not a good scribe, Stede is oblivious, and Edward has secrets?

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    642
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    22
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    138
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    Mary Stuart Turner has led an interesting life, or an infamous one, depending on who you ask. Framed for her father’s muder at the age of 12, and thrown into prison, her life takes a sharp turn when her old mentor comes and frees her. Mary discovers new evidence about her father, clears her name and thrusts herself into the center of a multi-generational conspiracy involving one of the greatest criminal masterminds the world has ever seen.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    19,246
    Chapters:
    9/9
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    4
    Hits:
    119
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    My attempt at the fix it. If I didn't write this I would feel inadequate to every degree.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,147
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    52
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    465
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    Jim Moriarty has managed the impossible, Sebastian Moran is (as always) trying to clean up the mess, Sherlock and John are trying to solve the mystery of Mycroft's disappearance...

    and Mycroft... is very, very, confused.

    Note Added: Yes, the first two chapters are short; the rest of the chapters are much longer.
    ((Story is complete as is, however we have a possible epilogue story.))

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    111,978
    Chapters:
    35/35
    Comments:
    239
    Kudos:
    131
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    1879

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