20 Works in Jewish Good Omens (Good Omens)

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    You thought I was done?? I'm never done!!!

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    English
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    5,974
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Comments:
    58
    Kudos:
    70
    Hits:
    442
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    Aziraphale needs to say something to Crowley before he can say "I love you."

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,347
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    22
    Kudos:
    137
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    670
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    Crowley shows Aziraphale how to celebrate Pesach.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,353
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    38
    Kudos:
    130
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    881
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    They're Jewish??? What more do you WANT from me??

    Language:
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    1,383
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    65
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    287
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    Crowley asks. He bears down a little harder on the demonic suggestion. The idea of isolating a child, only speaking a near-extinct language, gives him little chills of evil joy.

    Not to mention, if it works, Jews all over the world who move here will be forced to learn the language. There’s something delightful about the frustrations associated with reviving a dead language.

    Language:
    English
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    2,451
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    65
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    292
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    Sometimes, when he’s feeling particularly maudlin, he lets himself appreciate the irony. Raphael, the healer, who can heal others, but never himself.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,016
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    2
    Comments:
    25
    Kudos:
    284
    Bookmarks:
    42
    Hits:
    1643
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    In a world where humans wear their souls on the outside, Crowley and Aziraphale learn to make their own.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,107
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    83
    Kudos:
    443
    Bookmarks:
    140
    Hits:
    2066
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    In 1986, Crowley has a conversation with Death. Or one of them, at least.

    Language:
    English
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    1,202
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    147
    Bookmarks:
    18
    Hits:
    879
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    Lilith froze. The truth was, she hadn’t gotten that far. “I suppose,” she said slowly, “that we...raise them. That is what you generally do with babies.”

    Or, the very Jewish one where Crowley ends up with triplets.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,250
    Chapters:
    2/9
    Collections:
    2
    Comments:
    25
    Kudos:
    132
    Bookmarks:
    26
    Hits:
    850
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    crowley shouts at g_d seems to be a mood...
    i wanted to write a fic but my brain wanted to do a poem

    >_>
    <_<

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    129
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    2
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    59
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    My rainbow I have placed in the cloud, and it shall be for a sign of a covenant between Myself and the earth.
    And it shall come to pass, when I cause clouds to come upon the earth, that the rainbow will appear in the cloud.

    And I will remember My covenant, which is between Me and between you and between every living creature among all flesh, and the water will no longer become a flood to destroy all flesh

    Aka the Crowley Yells At God fic

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,405
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    78
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    356
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    Aziraphale loves attending britot milah. The only problem is that Eliyahu HaNavi is always there.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,305
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    113
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    459
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    1946, London. A sheyd named Crowley decides the perfect way to get back at G-d for generally letting Everything get far too out of hand is to go to shul on Shabbat like his human kin would and mean every word he says.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,917
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    22
    Kudos:
    168
    Bookmarks:
    50
    Hits:
    724
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    Aziraphale had been there for all of it. For the beginning, of course. For Noah. For Avraham and Sarah, for Yitzchak and Rivka, for Yaakov and Rachel and Leah. For Moshe and Miriam. For Mitzrayim. For the Desert Wanderings. For every temple, every exile, every pogrom, every suffering.

    And now, finally, it was his turn.

    Crowley was not, really, prepared for any of this - but, in the end, what was Ha'Olam without surprises?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,821
    Chapters:
    4/49
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    133
    Kudos:
    168
    Bookmarks:
    33
    Hits:
    1155
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    Sixteen-year-old Sol ends up as an awkward eavesdropper in an argument between two odd men about the human necessity to eat cheesecake.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    642
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    143
    Bookmarks:
    16
    Hits:
    662
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    Aziraphale grabbed the mug by its porcelain wings. In the next second, it nearly went falling towards the ground. Above the desk, there, by the window, hung a lively and ornately drawn Ketubah. The only problem with that was… well. He didn't really remember getting married.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,186
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    243
    Bookmarks:
    23
    Hits:
    1333
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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    170
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    49
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    453
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    It started like this: A boy with the ability to warp reality met an angel and a demon and he made assumptions.

    You might say it started like this: An angel and a demon found a marriage contract hung on the wall of the angel's bookshop. They didn't question it.

    It also could have started like this: Once upon a time, the angel told the demon he went too fast. The demon took it to heart.

     

    Aziraphale and Crowley find themselves somehow married. Crowley fears going too fast. Aziraphale forges ahead. Neither know how to ask questions of each other.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    9,371
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    2
    Comments:
    306
    Kudos:
    2897
    Bookmarks:
    740
    Hits:
    20005
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    At the beginning, there was an angel and a demon and a man and a wife and a Garden and a gate and a flaming sword and an apple and either a terrible, terrible mistake or an absolutely wonderful one.
    According to the stories, at least.
    This is partially true. While, yes, there was eventually an angel and a demon and a man and a wife and a Garden and a gate and a flaming sword and an apple and a mistake, before that there was only a demon and a man and a wife and a Garden and a gate because the apple had not yet been placed in the tree and the angel had not yet been sent down with a flaming sword to guard it, and no mistakes had been made in the very short history of humankind.
    Crowley and Lilith have been friends since the Beginning. The real Beginning, that is. Everything after that? Well, they're demons. Friendship isn't exactly smooth sailing.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,638
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    63
    Kudos:
    139
    Bookmarks:
    24
    Hits:
    821
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    Zachary Hirsch is quite certain that he's never met Uncle Anthony and Uncle Ezra before, but all sorts of relatives have come out of the woodwork for his bar mitzvah, so it's not like he's surprised.

    Crowley and Aziraphale occasionally crash b'nei mitzvahs, confuse the bar mitzvah boy, and leave presents.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,212
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    68
    Kudos:
    643
    Bookmarks:
    101
    Hits:
    3020

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