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    The duchess of Winnipeg had invited a big deal of her friends and family to stay at her big mansion. Unfortunately, one after one mysteriously starts to die...

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    Georgina reflects on her relationship with Esmé as she leaves her wedding.


    I report pedophiles

    Don’t interact with my fics if you post/read ageplay or sexual content that features minors, even if they’re aged up

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    (ASoUE x Blade and Soul)

    After a series of rather unfortunate events, the Buadelaires and Quagmires may have finally found hope within a new life as students of the Hongmoon clan's school of martial arts on Heaven's Reach. Overcoming their past, fears, and the V.F.D. warrior clan's shortcomings, can they be better than the V.F.D. ever were? The Earthenrealm is in need of a new generation of heroes, the evil of the Ebondrake coupled with the Dark Lord are descending quickly upon it. "This is only the beginning!"

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    16/?
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    After their unfortunate stay at Prufrock Prep, the Baudelaire Orphans are sent to live with Mrs. and Mr. Squalor in a penthouse on 667 Dark Avenue in Gotham City.

    There they make new friends while searching for old ones. And together they face many horrors such as civil corruption, weird tastes in fashion and food, nightmarish villains, being in the dark, red herrings, and deceit lurking around every corner.

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    31,667
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    11/?
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    25
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    42
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    6
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    What would happen if it was the Quagmires living the life of the Baudelaires?
    Well… this. This is what would happen.

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    Chapters:
    38/38
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    25
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    3
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    Dear Reader,

    Miraculously, I am not dead. What should be dead, is this story.

    I side you will find nothing but tragic tales, sappy reunions, and an annoying girl who took after her adoptive mother.

    Not only that, but you will have needed to read The Alleviating Aftermath as well.

    I, however, am going for a root beer float, and am too busy to try and stop you.

    With all due respect,
    Lemony Snicket

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    The Six Baudelaire children, six months ago, once would have said that they absolutely could not wait to all move out of the house and never see each other again.

    That would have been a lie, of course; they’d’ve loved to see each other on holidays, and when one of them needed a favor. But as many siblings will tell you, being forced to spend two decades of your life cooped up with other people will oftentimes make you very sick of said other people... but in the present circumstances, they were starting to wonder if they’d ever want to be apart from each other again.

    Especially since their series of unfortunate events was only beginning, and it was only going to get worse.

    Six Baudelaires AU, Part Two of Three. Includes The Austere Academy, The Ersatz Elevator, The Vile Village, The Hostile Hospital, and The Carnivorous Carnival.

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    34/34
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    Uncle Monty knew exactly who 'Stephano' was, and when he confronted him in the parking lot Count Olaf threw away his plan to wait until they were in the privacy of Monty's home to get rid of him and make it look like an unfortunate accident.

    Killing him in the parking lot, taking his truck containing the children, and driving off seemed good enough now.

    Fortunately, some mysterious men came to their aid. The children were able to grow up with their Uncle Monty and learn more than they could have possibly imagined about the lives of their guardian and their parents.

    (The Together We Make a Family series will be made up of this main story, and oneshots/short stories about different points in the Baudelaires' lives growing up with their Uncle Monty)

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    7/?
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    25
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    Jerome Squalor contemplates his wife and what she could possibly want with three (five?) orphans.

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    Charles was on his way to surprise Jerome at the Deneouement hotel, when he heard on his taxi the news that there was a fire at the hotel. Fortunately, Jerome managed to get out alive. Reunion happens.

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    "You could stay here. Move in with me."

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    Jerome says goodbye to Charles. Set shortly before the events of TPP.

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    1/1
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    2
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    “I can join you, Klaus,” Duncan said. “It would be a healing experience for me as well. And it would make a wonderful story.”
    Duncan had been doing a bit of freelance work, and Klaus knew that a story of the Baudelaire’s trials and tribulations would be bought handsomely.
    “And besides, it’s what friends are for, right?” Duncan asked, giving him a smile. “For supporting you through this?”
    “Then I suggest you pack quickly, I’ve already called for a cab,” Klaus said, reaching out to put a hand on his shoulder.

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    Jerome and Esmé spend their nights fighting. Their daughter, Violet, spends her nights alone. One night, her mother finds her.

    Based on The Price of Salt by Patricia Highsmith

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    Information gained through VFD channels (intercepted, stolen, or overheard in pretentious seafood restaurants) reported that there had been an incident in the Gorgonian Grotto. The details were murky, but one thing was for sure: the Medusiod Mycelium had mutated. It no longer just killed people. It changed them. And even more disturbing, it was spreading to the general population, despite their most noble efforts to contain it.

    The inevitable zombie AU.

    Tags, rating, and warnings will definitely change as we progress.

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    4/?
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    15
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    6
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    A troubling headline convinces Jerome Squalor to leave his self-imposed imprisonment in his unhappy apartment at 667 Dark Avenue, too late to do anybody any good.

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    If you have heard of a series called Harry Potter, you would be better off reading that instead. Only misery and woe awaits if you read about the Baudelaire children’s time at Hogwarts School for Witchcraft and Wizardry. Such horrors lie inside as elves that cook lavish dinners, sorting ceremonies, humans with horse bodies and a very dangerous flying sporting match.
    (AU From the Austere Academy onwards, also AU during Order of the Phoenix year)

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    Chapters:
    3/?
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    30
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    1570
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    Jerome finds some courage in himself.

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    1/1
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    1
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    20
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    Dear M, G and I
    Hope everything is going alright at HQ, as requested I have researched and found the files for all members of the graduating class of 2018 currently at Prufrock High, all of which have made the decision to volunteer. I have also included some additional files for reference and future use.
    As Always, the Word is Quiet Here
    R

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    561
    Chapters:
    5/?
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    6
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