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Whispers of Arsenic and Anarchy by ShhImWriting
Fandoms: Hatchetfield Universe - Team StarKid
19 May 2022
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Hatchetfield, 1946
After the Second World War has come to an end, the citizens of Hatchetfield move on in life, blissful in the presence of music and life and laughter.
But when a major executive of a manufacturing company is found dead on the beach, murder most foul becomes the towns biggest story.
Enter Paul Matthews, a mild-mannered reporter for the Hatchetfield Gazette who gets stuck with the story.
In the wake of red-herrings, riots, and a trail of deaths that seems to lead to one killer, can Paul, with the help of the spunky barmaid, Emma, stop the killing?—
Basically, I got impatient and wrote a Noir Paulkins AU in the middle of writing Until it Sleeps, in spite of having a bunch of other WIP’s I need to finish
Really hope you guys enjoy!!!
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- Part 1 of In a World of Black and White
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moments in hatchetfield by Micah_Mell, showstoppinlatte (Micah_Mell)
Fandoms: Hatchetfield Universe - Team StarKid
08 May 2022
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a collection of Hatchetfield one-shots! mostly Tedgens related, with some other miscellaneous relationships sprinkled in (platonic and romantic)
or: me dumping my one-shots here because they’ve just been sitting in my pages app for a good while
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- Part 2 of HF one-shot things
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Hatchetfield's Humbug by ShhImWriting
Fandoms: Hatchetfield Universe - Team StarKid, A VHS Christmas Carol - Team StarKid
30 Apr 2022
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Ted Spankoffski became the wealthiest executive in Hatchetfield overnight, ascending to a position in CCRP that baffles everyone in town.
Despite being one of the most successful men known, Ted is known as the meanest man alive and treats everyone who crosses his path with indifference, caring only about his success, which often means that he deprives his employees of proper wages, and the chance to spend Christmas, a holiday he hates, with their families.
Everyone everywhere is baffled by his success, but what they don't know is that it's all attributed to a dark deal from his past with an entity he is certain he imagined.
But when the dreaded holiday emerges, and the demon he swore wasn't real has come to collect, Ted is visited by the ghosts of Christmases Past, Present, and Future to re-evaluate his own soul, and in doing so, possibly save it.
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A Hatchetfield Christmas Carol AU!!
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just keep running away by the_spaced_out_ace
Fandoms: Hatchetfield Universe - Team StarKid
18 Apr 2022
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Ted fell in love fast and hard, but he was a fucking coward.
Or, five times Ted couldn’t say anything to Jenny and one time he actually did.
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- Part 4 of Em’s Hatchetverse
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ted spankoffski drabbles and character studies by brookelohstluvr
Fandoms: Hatchetfield Universe - Team StarKid
01 Mar 2022
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meteor shower (quick, take cover) by the_spaced_out_ace for Micah_Mell
Fandoms: Hatchetfield Universe - Team StarKid
18 Jan 2022
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Teddy Spankoffski was five when he came up with Tinky.
It didn’t take much longer for him to decide there was something seriously wrong with his mind.
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- Part 1 of Em’s Hatchetverse
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Death.
Something that every Hatchetfield citizen had to relive over and over due to an unending time loop they were all but oblivious to.
Here are the records of just a few of those deaths
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Please Come Back And Be Just A Little Bit Mine by Vesperione
Fandoms: Hatchetfield Universe - Team StarKid
02 Jan 2022
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At their annual New Year's party, John's family are very shocked to find out he once had a boyfriend. John did. He still would, if he didn't die when he was 17. Now, John is 37 and time's leaving his only memories in the dirt and it's never hurt more.
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Paul and Emma are brought together in an unconventional way through loss. A story of their lives together through circumstances all more incredible than the last.
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He pushed away his entire family to try and get the girl he wanted. Now his entire family turns up by his bedside and it’s not like he can care. Pretending has to be the most that they can put up with...until he realises how badly he messed up. Now he needs to at least try to make himself a better person before things are too late
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oh my god, dude, are you blind? by brookelohstluvr
Fandoms: Hatchetfield Universe - Team StarKid
11 Nov 2021
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ted explains his affair to jenny and she laughs in his face (affectionately).
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”Look. Teddy. Honey. My cousin? He was the same way with Emma. All,” — she puts on a deep voice — “‘oh, Jenny, the way they treat her at that damn coffee shop… If she weren’t working there, I’d start giving my money to those fucking corporate chains!’”
”Does he actually care about the fuckin’ corporate chains? I always thought that was a ruse.”
“Not the point!”
”Jens…”
”And look at them now, huh? The most annoyingly adorable hetero couple in Hatchetfield. Unbelievable.” Jenny sighs and shakes her head. “My boring ass, vanilla ass, white bread ass cousin gets more ass than me.”
”What happened to ‘not the point’, eh?”
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After Paul Perkins and Emma Matthews discover that they're expecting a baby, they do their best to cover up their real identities as a clone and an android to not alert the suspicious company Paul works for, also known as CCRP.
However, as time goes on and Emma starts experiencing some strange symptoms over the course of her rather unexpected and inexplicable pregnancy, the two realize that there is more to their existence, their creators, and the truth behind their unborn child than meets the eye.
This causes the couple to investigate several questions concerning them, CCRP, and their baby's existence, such as...
How is this a possibility?
What was the real reason for Emma's creation?
And...Are they safe?Immediate follow-up to "We're Expecting Some Technical Difficulties"
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- Part 2 of Neogenesis
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Spankoffski is a shitty name, anyway.
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The Bastards Box by Random_Sanders_Sides_Gt
Fandoms: Hatchetfield Universe - Team StarKid
23 Sep 2021
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Ted finally found out what was waiting for him in the small yellow box
Out of character, since its not sanders sides, nor g/t, but I hope you all enjoy
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- Part 4 of One-shots
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When Paul accidentally lies to Mr. Davidson about having a fiancée, his friend and co-worker Emma volunteers to play the part at the company retreat. Add in a cast of unbelievable colleagues to distract from their ruse and hopefully it'll go off without a hitch. What could go wrong?
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This is loosely inspired by the 2009 film The Proposal, with a Paulkins twist. You don't need to have seen the movie to understand but it's a fun time, so you should watch it anyway.
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How to raise your brother 101 by fandom_trashs
Fandoms: Hatchetfield Universe - Team StarKid
06 Aug 2021
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Ted didn't have the best childhood. It was by no means the worst, and in comparison to others it was pretty decent, but that didn't mean his parents weren't insufferable assholes. Not to mention that those same insufferable assholes never told him that he had a little sibling until they got tired of them and made Ted start raising them. So yeah, not the best experience.
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it’s just a night; it isn’t love by brookelohstluvr
Fandoms: Hatchetfield Universe - Team StarKid
01 Jun 2021
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ted isn’t in love with charlotte. he just wants to be near her all the time… for sex. yeah, for sex.
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“Have you ever been in love, Ted?”
He pauses. “Yeah. Once. In college. A girl named Jenny.”
“What was she like?” Charlotte asks softly.
“She was nice, she was pretty, she liked me. I dunno. It was a long time ago.” Of course, that’s a blatant lie of omission. Ted remembers everything about Jenny, from the way her hair fell into her eyes when she bent down to help him with his assignments, to the way she sang and danced while cleaning her dorm, to the way she so lovingly complained of her “boring cousin Paul”.
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Spirit Bond by TheCrabbyBarista (orphan_account)
Fandoms: Hatchetfield Universe - Team StarKid
15 May 2021
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Magic has been gone for Emma's life for awhile, but when her guardian comes back almost twenty years later to tell her that monsters have appeared and that there's a prophecy to fulfill, she has no choice but to pick it up again while Paul learns about an entirely new part of himself
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All Jenny wanted was for Ted to love her back. Not this.
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The Xander/McNamara Picture Show by Vesperione
Fandoms: Hatchetfield Universe - Team StarKid
22 Apr 2021
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Driving through The Hatchetfield Witchwood after the recent wedding of Theodore and Jenny Spankoffski, Emma Perkins and Paul Matthews finds luck against them when their car breaks down. But, does a flat tire, a rickety old amusement park and a man with the Charles Atlas seal of approval change their lives for the better or for worse?