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    The IPRE was the most prestigious unit of the FBI (Fantasy Bureau Of Investigation). It took brains, guts, and an intense exam to prove you had both; a physical one, a written test, and one for magic, if you knew any. 1% made it in. The highest score in history was a 97, achieved by the current director of the unit, a woman named Lucretia.

    That was, of course, until the Taaco twins passed all three with perfect 100s.

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    A retelling of The Adventure Zone as a modern FBI unit. Some are replaced by original characters. Around two chapters are devoted to each case.

    Language:
    English
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    2,186
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    25
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    188
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    Grisha are disappearing on the streets of Ketterdam and no one seems to care. Twin criminals Taako and Lup don't bat an eye until a certain Heartrender at Ketterdam University goes missing, then all bets are off. The twins will do what ever it takes to get him back, including enlisting help from members of enemy gangs.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    23,011
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    34
    Kudos:
    59
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    488
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    Taako Taaco moves into a new apartment, dismissing the superstition surrounding the previous resident. Sure, somebody got murdered there three years ago, but lots of people have died lots of places. Taako is certain that there is absolutely nothing weird in the apartment on the second floor.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    13,847
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    77
    Kudos:
    202
    Bookmarks:
    20
    Hits:
    1393
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    When Phandalin goes up in flames practically overnight, world-famous detective Angus McDonald is on the case (whether his services are specifically requested or not). But what to do with its lone survivor? One elven little boy and his umbrella may just hold all the answers... ...and prove to be Angus's greatest unsolved mystery yet. One thing's for sure: it's bad luck to open an umbrella indoors.

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    42,533
    Chapters:
    16/?
    Comments:
    569
    Kudos:
    585
    Bookmarks:
    86
    Hits:
    4762
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    “The problem is, you have to, to hide the skin. Take it home, put it in a closet, she’ll find it. You have to put it somewhere she’s not gonna look, or can’t get to. ‘Cause they go crazy, is the thing, the go like… sea crazy. They say they need to be in the ocean, even though you both know they don’t. So you have to hide the skin. Hide the skin, Barry.”

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,155
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    48
    Kudos:
    99
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    541
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    The gang meets after getting recruited by gods to fight a zombie apocalypse. But before that they all make some bad decisions.

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    English
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    24,565
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    19
    Kudos:
    27
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    268
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    You're supposed to take the big hits. It's what you're built for. It's why you were born to a father too fond of the bottle and a mother too fond of your father. You learned how to take it, whatever was thrown at you; take it and hold it, harness it and dish it back out. You learned what it was to get the shit kicked out of you for something smaller and weaker and more pitiful than you—a stray dog down an alley, for example—and not receive a hint of gratitude for it. How to pick yourself up straightaway and do it again if you have to.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,297
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    38
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    161
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    Taako just wanted to surprise his boyfriend...

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    13,429
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    32
    Kudos:
    265
    Bookmarks:
    39
    Hits:
    2633
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    In a remote part of Faerun that few dared venture into, a handful of our story’s greatest enemies have gathered to plot the demise of our heroes. What diabolical scheme have they brewed? Find out in… the Adventure Zone!

    Based off of LittleKuriboh's Evil Council series. Rated T for language.

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    English
    Words:
    1,733
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    8
    Hits:
    52
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    Brian is overshadowed by his father (mentioned), who was huge in crime, and he must make a name for himself. But, also a few friends, and some crushes. But right after that, yeah, the name thing.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,011
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    4
    Hits:
    27
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    When Angus moves in with his grandfather, he realizes that the house he's now living in is not just haunted - it is haunted by several ghosts and no one is doing anything about it. With no one telling him what's going on, it's up to Angus to figure it out himself, even if they don't seem to be malicious. No case is unimportant for the World's Best Boy Detective.

    Or

    Ango McDango and the Spooky Scary IPRE

    Language:
    English
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    11,942
    Chapters:
    3/8
    Comments:
    98
    Kudos:
    286
    Bookmarks:
    41
    Hits:
    1427
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    Taako not quite, almost, but not really, just about, bites into a taco. More than once.

    (A set of diversions from the Murder on the Rockport Limited arc)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    488
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    1
    Hits:
    41
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    Based off of Najsigt's au on tumblr

    Edward and Lydia together for a moment
    Sloane, Edward, and John share a drink
    Edward and Lucas share an evening

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,761
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    24
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    242
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    “We need to promise each other, right now, we won’t let one another get to that place. Never again.”

    Her friends made relics of the light, tried to use them. But the light drew them all in, in the end. Every one of them. Every time.

    She has kept her promise.

    (au; the creator of each relic swaps places with the relic-user in each arc--featuring some other accommodating adjustments)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    20,012
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    33
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    560
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    Here's just some one shot smuts I write sometimes because I love these boys, and no one else writes for them.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,104
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Kudos:
    12
    Hits:
    185
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    Taako finds it easiest not to talk about seeing ghosts. It's too weird and too sad. However, when you meet the man of your dreams who makes a living off of preparing the recently deceased for their final journey, it becomes significantly harder to ignore.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    11,284
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    51
    Kudos:
    400
    Bookmarks:
    58
    Hits:
    3033
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    “Everything tastes like Gogurt, homie.” Taako says the throwaway comment like it’s a joke. It’s not really, but he has yet to come across someone who believes him right off the bat. Then again, as he tries to follow what Burnsides and Highchurch are staring at with such gobsmacked faces, he might just have enough proof.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,951
    Chapters:
    18/18
    Comments:
    53
    Kudos:
    324
    Bookmarks:
    41
    Hits:
    3422
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    I have like, zero intention to finish this anytime soon : //

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    993
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    6
    Hits:
    66
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    "We need to talk, don't we? Because you boys, you've added quite a bit to your death count, haven't you."

    Three conversations between Taako and Kravitz.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    14,718
    Chapters:
    3/4
    Comments:
    66
    Kudos:
    687
    Bookmarks:
    90
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    You catch her before she begins the process of erasing your memories, she explains her plan to you, and honestly, it makes more sense than anything has in a while.

     

     

    An AU in which Magnus walks in on Lucretia a few minutes early.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,024
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Comments:
    45
    Kudos:
    141
    Bookmarks:
    17
    Hits:
    1002

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