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    In the space of one horrible day, Jeff Troy is traded from his beloved Oilers, gets yelled at by his mom, is shipped off to the desert, gets blackout drunk, and wakes up married to the captain of his new team.

    In retrospect, he really shouldn't have ignored the welcome packet the Aces gave him.

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    Kent's tired of using everything from smartwatches to wristbands to bandanas to cover up his soulmark, so he takes a more drastic step, he gets it tattooed.

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    Sometimes I delete scenes for pacing but I still like them. Sometimes I write alternate points of view to get a feel for the characters.

    These scenes may be less well edited than main stories, but I didn't want to just trash them and I thought they added to the over all narrative. That said, if you see typos and want to tell me, I'm happy to go back and fix them. I'd just rather have the large amount of work I throw at my beta not include these.

    (Even though my series name is from a Rachel Platten song, Kent says the rest of the series has to be from Britney.)

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    It's the spooky season! Have some short stories.

    1: Sometimes the zombie apocalypse is a thing.

    2: Sometimes you're a minor character in someone else's Live Die Repeat.

    3: Sometimes you just get cursed.

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    Kit dies. But she doesn't stay that way.

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    In the end, Kent was 28 when it happened. He’d had a plan. It was a good plan! He’d worked with his therapist to write up different versions of his note, depending on if his soulmate woke up while Kent was at home or on a roadie. He’d written both of them in each of the three languages he knew. He’d even remembered to ask Jeff to take care of Kit the day of, so he wouldn’t have to worry about some stranger doing it wrong.

    He’d done the legwork, and was prepared for almost every eventuality.

    Almost.

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    Bitty looks down in hazy surprise as blood blooms across his chest. The pie plate continues its path from his hand to the ground, smashing almost in slow motion across the divide between concrete and grass. Cherry juice seeps through the broken lattice, blood seeps through his fingers, the world tilts on its axis.

    His last thought before he loses consciousness is "Fffuuck the LAX bros."

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    Jeff knew he was going to regret his own existence as soon as Parse started talking a little too much about the Ace’s new winger. It had been understandable that he had been nervous about his ex’s ex showing up to play on their team, but his anxious word vomit quickly became what Jeff had come to recognize as a warning sign.

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    Bitty discovers an anonymous Youtuber whose videos he can't get enough of.

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    There’s not like. It’s not an official chain of people or anything. There’s not a group chat for “people who don’t want to see Kent Parson choke on his own vomit and die” or anything. But there’s a - like a daisy chain, maybe. Or a paper chain. Something a little more fragile - prettier, Adam would say. People to text, or call, just to be sure. One time Troy, sounding like he was eighty instead of twenty five, called it ‘Parse’s fuckbuddies and also Jeff Troy’. It’s not strictly accurate - Brandon knows for a fact Kent’s never slept with Nicklas Backstrom (not for lack of trying), and no one thinks having Sidney Crosby as the point person for a Kent Parson crisis is a good idea. Kent objects to a) there being any kind of chain at all in a non-sexy context and b) Jeff calling them ‘fuckbuddies’ because he says he only makes sweet sweet love to people and would never call someone a fuckbuddy.

    or, probably the most niche thing I've ever written, and I've done niche.

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    Since Jack came to terms with his sexuality, he didn't want his Switch Day to ever come--it would be too risky--but everyone got their day eventually. Though most people didn't get it on one of the worst days possible and find out their soulmate was the man that had sent them into a panic the night previous.

    (Set the day after the Epikegster)

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    A closer look (From Kent's POV) about the night of the party / Shitty&Lardo's anniversary.

    Split into parts because I didn't realize how much there was. Also, please let me know if you would like to beta this.

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    The day Kent Parson makes the Queer Aces group chat, is the first day he regrets it.

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    1/1
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    Newly engaged Kent Parson brings his fiancé Jeff home to Montreal to meet the Zimmermanns. But with the news of the impending marriage, Bob and Alicia are left struggling with memories of Kent and Jack's shared past.

    [Re-edited and author's note added.)

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    Things are changing in hockey. Not fast, but after Jack Zimmermann kissed his cute blond boyfriend at center ice changes were bound to happen. Sports casters are talking about it, teams and their management are talking about it. Not all positively, but they're talking.

    For Kent Parson, that means he's hearing more of the same in the locker room. More homophobic bile that he's been hearing for seven seasons and he's tired. He's tired of hiding, and he's tired of all the leading questions he's getting about his relationship with Jack during the Q, he's tired of giving up one part of himself for another. He's ready to come out, unfortunately, Aces management are less than thrilled with the idea. So he walks.

    He walks and his new team is great, they're known for being supportive of their players. What happens though, when he has to confront a friend he hasn't spoken to in years? What happens when he's forced to face his mistakes and the people he's hurt along the way? What happens when he's not over the wrong boy, the boy he let go instead of the boy everyone assumes got away?

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    Everybody knew that psychics and palm readers and fortune tellers were really all just cons: reading people’s subtle cues and making pronouncements just vague enough that people would believe they were real. Kent Parson wasn’t going to believe anything the tarot reader said when he finally gave in to the impulse to see what so many other people fell for. He wasn’t.

    He could never have guessed what would be in the cards: either in his reading, or in the hand that life would deal him afterwards.

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    Kent doesn't know how to date someone with anterograde amnesia, but if Adam Sandler did it, it can't be that hard.

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    “Toxic” by Brittany Spears blasts into the blissful silence and Jack blinks blearily awake, fumbling at his bedside table for the source of the noise.

    That’s the last time he’s giving Kent his phone to look for directions...

    He squints at his phone and … and why is Mercy calling him at six o’clock in the morning?

    He clicks the green button then puts Mercy on speaker, falling back onto his pillow and closing his eyes again.

    “Someone had better be dead or dying,” Jack mumbles.

    ///

    [ Pimms Week 2019 › "Younger" ]

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    Jack likes Parse better when he's less good at hockey.

    Or, when Kent has a choppy season struggling to come back from injury, Jack unexpectedly gets back in touch.

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    3/5
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    Parse drops gloves with a teammate over Jack Zimmermann. Swoops's POV on the fallout.

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    1/1
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    24
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    148
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    19
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