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    Ahkmenrah, fourth king of the fourth king, ruler of the land of his fathers, was a real live person 4,000 long years ago. Something, or should I say, someone, changed that. Ahk is very confused when he wakes up in the modern age, and shipped to something called a "museum".
    Ahkmenrah's story is retold and built upon in my rendition.
    Enjoy!!!

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    "I think it's pretty darn simple. You're lookin' real temptin' down there, an' I can't help but think ya would look even prettier if I just-"

    His thumb slips lower, until it catches on the edge of Octavius' lip. He just looks up through his lashes at Jedediah, who seems to be waiting for the roman to tell him to stop. 

    He should.

    He should tell Jedediah to remove his hands. That it is unsightly, even atrocious, for a man of his status to be on the ground before him, but all Octavius can think about is how much he wants to rise up onto his knees and take the cowboy into his mouth.

    If he was a man with even less control than he already is, he could easily drool at the thought.

    or: Octavius comes to terms with the fact he might like being submissive, sometimes

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    It's been a few years since Ahkmenrah stayed in London with his parents, when a college essay puts the now-student and former night guard back in the path of the young Pharaoh.

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    Han pasado unos años desde que Ahkmenrah se quedara en Londres junto a sus padres, cuando un ensayo universitario vuelve a poner al ahora estudiante y ex guardia nocturno en el camino del joven Faraón.

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    ”I mean I wouldn't have gone through that if I'd had my druthers, but I'm totally over it. I'm finer than a frog hair split four ways."

    ”For a man who is totally over it, you certainly have curled up into an impressive little ball."

    Or: Jedediah finds himself stuck in a sugar jar and is forced to remember his time in the hourglass. Ahkmenrah just wants to make himself a sweet apple tea. They are not very good at talking about feelings.

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    The weather is not the same anymore.

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    The night after the events of the movie take place, Jed and Octavius have a conversation.

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    R3X is a decrepit space station falling into the star it orbits. As the heat within the station becomes unbearable Octavius finds the key to their survival is a golden tablet that controls the station. Jedediah will join him in his quest, for he does not trust the Roman. As they trek, however, they start to let go of the rivalry between them.

    Sorry if that is not a good summary but at least it's straight to the point. The plot is heavily inspired by High noon over Camelot, which is a great album if you want to go listen to it.

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                “I’m so sorry, Mobius,” Loki replied before throwing the stick in the air and, upon catching it, whacking Mobius in the temple with the blunt end, instantly knocking the man unconscious. “I wish we were in different circumstances.”

                The god bent down, then, and retrieved the false Mobius’ TemPad and input the first location he could think of in Midgard: Alabama, 2050.

                “Take me to Mobius,” Loki whispered, pulling his fingers into fists around the gently glowing, blue and green crystals and raising them to his lips and feeling a small stream of fresh tears spill onto the time-worn skin of his knuckles before he felt himself being pulled through time and space to an unknown destination.

    (I have no words to describe this except Loki is trying to find HIS Mobius after the end of the show, but finds a two-inch tall cowboy instead. Stay tuned for more insane universes.)

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    Cecil found the tomb of the "Mad Pharaoh" Ahkmenrah when he was 12 years old. Over his lifetime, he never lost his fascination with that Tablet, nor the words that one of the locals at the dig site said to him: "If you remove the Tablet, the end will come." This is the story of the old guards, and how they went from curious children to bitter, selfish old men hellbent on stealing the Tablet.

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    Jed just want to feel Octavius closer.

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    Ancient Greek/Roman AU
    Octavius, son of Mars, is a headstrong leader of a Roman army that is currently at war with the Greek. He does everything to make his father and family proud by leading his army in one of the most difficult battles yet.

    Xaos, son of Ares, is a more laid-back leader of the Greek army that is currently at war with the Romans. He doesn't know he is the son of the God of War, but slowly he finds out.

    Now the two of them see each other face to face. But what happens isn't what you would expect of two enemy army generals to do...

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    It’s not that easy to walk away from such a fiery, explosive crash. For 2021 Whumptober #9 Presumed dead

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    Jed likes to help others in their school, but his grades are failing, his professor is willing to help him out as a teacher, Jed thinks it's a study date.

    Will it work out?

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    Although The Sheriff is always cold due to the artifacts, the weather was making his breath appear in the cold with blue mist from his magic. The others, including you, try to warm him even if impossible.

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    So imagine the Night of the Museum movie. But it happens in Japan. Aizawa and Tsukauchi got stuck with the case and tries to solve it, because it must be a prank... right?

    It has some fluff throughout the fic. If you want to go straight into the movie with no background info or build up, go to Chapter 7 (when it's posted)

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    Jed doesn't feel too good, that is until Loki shows up

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    Octavius Augustus is a 16 year old boy who is living a life he is trapped in, Going to be married off to a woman he doesn’t love when his family reaches America.

    Jedediah Smith is a 20 year old boy living his best life traveling the world. He won a Ticket for the RMS Titanic in poker for the third class.

    The twos path cross, on an Ill fated voyage across the Atlantic.

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    This is a prompt I found.
    I like to imagine that it would be a normal day, and Jedediah and Octavius would be roaming the halls and talking. Something would lead up to Jedediah mocking Octavius about his sex life. How he probably isn't that active in his sex life. Octavius sneers and laughs, while he pushes Jed into a wall and whispers into his ear, saying, "oh, Jedediah, I could completely dominate you. I would fuck you so hard and you'd would be screaming my name. Pretty little cowboy, I'll give you a new horse to ride." And Jed almost loses it and starts whimpering as Oct kisses his neck. He almost comes right then and there, but Octavius takes his hand and leads him to the nearest room to fuck him senseless.
    I don't remember / can't find who originally wrote this prompt, but if any of you know, I'll credit the writer.

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