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    After a failed attempt of trying to carve out a new home in the Blue Mountains for his people, Thorin finds himself beseeching the Hobbit Thain and his council for a place for his people in their bountiful land. An agreement is struck and plans in the works for integrating his people into their land. The only condition being an arranged marriage between himself and one of their family heads. A small price to pay to see his people safe and well fed. Unfortunately, he’s to marry the most disagreeable hobbit in all the Shire who also seems to hold a personal grudge against him. If only he could figure out why his new betrothed hates him so much.

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    Hi! I'm Sierra Parker, a typical albeit hilarious bean that ended up doing not such typical stuff.
    I'll be narrating my own story...welcome! Glad to have you along for the journey there and back again!
    Your opinions, comments, questions,and kudos mean a dragon sized amount. Hold onto your hats, this roller coaster has some crazy surprises along the way! [Seriously, it keeps me writing, so bring the love, humans!]
    Oh, if you have any problems, dial information, thank you for calling.

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    This thing started 4 years ago as a crack fic to amuse myself because honestly, dwarves are just ridiculous. As I returned to it after a long pause and it took an entirely different spin, a summary rewrite is a necessity.

    Bilbo Baggins had been touched by black magic. Her idle life in the Shire without any need to use her dark powers was turned upside down when Gandalf appeared at her doorstep to drag her yet again into trouble. But who wouldn't want to see a dragon? And the crownless king of dwarves wasn't so bad himself too. In hindsight, she should have just told the wizard to sod off.

    Thorin was quite ready to despise the newly acquired Company burglar, he was. Instead, he fell head over heels for her. Courting on the way to Erebor proves to be rather tricky when you're a directionally challenged jealous idiot and pretty much everyone ends up smitten with your One while literally nothing goes as planned.

    Throw in some dragon sickness angst, One Ring troubles, unexpected friendships and a lot of elves. Chaos ensues.

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    Dwarves have Ones, their perfect partner gifted them by Mahal and they love only once. Hobbits also only love once, their partner being termed a Heart-Mate. But Dwarves and Hobbits are also secretive about their most personal matters and sometimes, not knowing how another race works can be a serious problem.

    When rumours circulate that the Prince Consort of Erebor is spending an excessive amount of time with the Miner Bofur, the suggestions of an affair take on a life of their own. Reaching the ears of the King, a humiliated and jealous Thorin confronts his husband in Council and a misunderstanding morphs into something catastrophic. But neither partner realises the true price of what they have done...

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    She lived by herself in a library on a cliff, only emerging when called to vanquish the forces of evil. She appears, delivers the blow, and vanishes back into her library. Nobody knows her location, and few are even aware of her existence as one of the guardians of middle earth. And she prefers it that way.
    But one day a dwarf catches sight of her,as he lay gasping for breath under the sword of the pale orc.
    His name was Thorin Oakenshield.

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    Just a bunch of outlines of stories that I don't have the time to properly write out. Will amend the tags as I add to this.

    Feel free to use these for inspiration or write these story ideas out properly. :)

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    Bilbo Baggins had made some mistakes in his life but his biggest was the night he decided to curse the names of every Valar he knew.

    They, understandably, did not appreciate this. Their jobs were hard and they couldn't give EVERYONE a happy ending. Not with Melkor working so hard to ruin it even from the dark cell they had tossed him in.

    ...

    You know what? If this little mortal thinks that they can do a better job then fine! Let them try.

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    Time is running out. Her vision of the Durin deaths is almost upon them. With Thorin snared by the gold sickness, and her companion's none the wiser about the oncoming battle. Alexa has a choice to make. But does she have the strength to do it?

     

    Note: Explicit warning for chapter seven only. Rest of work is either mature or no warnings.

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    Cross Posted on Fanfiction.net

    When Bard comes across a group of dwarves on the edge of Mirkwood, he doesn't want to help. But then he notices a woman is traveling with them. What he doesn't expect is to meet a woman who can empathize with the grief he has gone through, and motivate him to be a better father and a better man.

    AU- what might have happened if it wasn't Bilbo who went on the quest, but his widow

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    Thorin Oakenshield is captured and enslaved. He is given a choice to either rape you or have members of his people killed by slavers. However, there is something about you that Thorin finds extremely intriguing way before he was put into this dilemma, and he can't figure out why. What is a dwarf to do?

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    Dis doesn't quite understand her family's growing obsession with the human girl. She doesn't understand why Fili and Kili stop at the drawing Ori did every day, nor why Frerin spends anytime he's visiting gushing about how his step-son refuses to rip her teeth out because he likes her so much.

    She certainly doesn't understand Thorin's apocalyptic rage at finding out the girl has picked up a boyfriend so she decides to find out what the fuss is all about.

    She gets more than she bargained for.

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    Bilbo and Gandalf meet up with some old friends that will aid the company on their quest. And the company learns to respect Master Baggins a little more.

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    Everyone deserves a second chance, so on the eve of the Battle of the Five Armies, Thorin Oakenshiled gets one.
    However, this second chance may not be what he was hoping for as he wakes up to an unknown place and time at the mercy of his enemies and with only one single face familiar to him. Now, with gold sickness consuming him and only one single face familiar to him, Thorin is trying to get back home and break the spell he is obviously in. That's the only explanation for this strange place, these strange elves, and these strange feelings he seems to develop for his swore enemy that now calls himself Thranduil Marchwarden of Dóriath.

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    The gods had forgotten the song of their love and the whole world felt it. When they stopped singing the world stopped with them.
    Harsh winters and not enough food are the reality now, but not long ago the sun touched the whole world.
    Broken hearts and lost loves can destroy everything and make you blind, and everyone asked for how long can the gods keep hurting each other before they destroy everything in their path?

     

     
    Thorin and Bilbo are Mahal and Yavanna reincarnated.
    Hades and Persephone AU
    with Bilbo as Persephone and Thorin as Hades.
    and also Orpheus and Eurydice AU
    Hadestown AU

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    Briseis is forced to leave her home to become nothing more than a piece of property to the twisted King Thorin. But while in Erebor, the young girl comes to find that he was not always so cruel. As she tries to help the Dwarf King steal back his sanity, perhaps Briseis can manage to steal his heart as well. 

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    During the fight with the trolls Bilbo is deeply wounded in the head, when he wakes up the dwarves discover with surprise and concern that their burglar is no longer the same .... after a car accident Sara finds herself in the middle of a forest and has no idea how she got there .... but basically, Bilbo and Sara have never really belonged to their world, although they do not know this, at least not yet

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    Bilbo's college life began with a box of oreo pocky 🍫

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    Thorin sees you with someone else and makes up his mind.

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    It is Yule in The Shire, and Bilbo and Thorin have a party to attend.

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    *UPDATE (There are changes starting from chapter 7)

    Bilbo Baggins was a Royal Navy doctor but when he refused a proposition by his Captain, Azog, he was framed for mutiny and barely escaped with his life. Unable to get his hands on him, Azog swore vengeance and hunted down the poor doctor. The opportunity to escape came when Governor Gandalf offered him a job abroad a merchant ship. Everything seems to be getting better until the ship he was on crossed-path with EREBOR, an infamous pirate ship with an equally infamous captain and crew.

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