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    It is no secret to the men and women of the continent that Geralt of Rivia is one fine piece of ass.

    Most days Jaskier has to fight to keep from swooning at the very sight of his friend-- and he’s not alone in this predicament. He catches men and women in every town that they come across ogling Geralt in one way or another. Yes, Geralt’s attractiveness is blatantly, painfully, beautifully obvious to everyone with eyes.

    Everyone that is, but Geralt himself.

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    Jaskier introduces Geralt to an old friend of his, but when Geralt comes back to their room after an incredibly satisfying night with that friend, Jaskier seems to be regretting his decision.

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    Jaskier was used to people taking advantage of him. He was used to being used. He knew to expect, if ever someone took the time to put up with him, that they would expect equal payment in return. How could Geralt be any different?

     

    Please heed the tags!

     

    Written for the Whumptober prompt: Day 16 On a Need to Know Basis/Recover/Aftermath

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    Jaskier struggles with his ageing body and Geralt’s seemingly ageless appearance, his feelings for the Witcher and his role in Geralt’s life, Yenn’s influence on Geralt, and life at large. Naturally, that’s not going to end well...

    Inspired by the song “Her Sweet Kiss” from the show, hence the title.

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    Geralt had found his family, after all.

    And Jaskier had no room in it. No place at all.

    What a magnificent family it was! Geralt, the mightiest and the most extraordinarily skilled of the Witchers. Yennefer, the strongest, most powerful, most revered among the sorcerers and sorceresses of the entire Continent. And Cirilla, the Lion Cub of Cintra, of Elder lineage - a direct descendant of Lara Dorren and endowed with fearsome magical prowess.

    Of course Geralt deserved a family like that. Not someone useless and weak and meek and foolish like Jaskier. Not a prancing idiot like Jaskier. Not a simpleton, a harebrained scamp like Jaskier. Not Jaskier, who could not even grab a dagger properly, let alone fight and fend for himself and for the people he cared for.

    And so, Jaskier decides it is time to leave Geralt to the happiness he has found. Time to remove himself from his Witcher's life. Time to disappear.

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    Geralt and Jaskier encounter an unfamiliar creature who decides to help Geralt learn an important lesson. Why this results in Jaskier getting shrunk until he is only six inches tall, no one seems to have any idea. Can Geralt, along with his brothers-in-arms, Child Surprise, and two powerful sorceress friends fix it? Gods only know, but it'll be funny and tragic along the way to finding out.

    Note: Title is a reference to the quote: "Come live in my heart, and pay no rent." - Samuel Lover

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    As winter creeps into the land Jaskier faces himself once again with the choice of whether or not he should ask Geralt to spend the winter months with him. There’s only one problem: As we all know, Jaskier isn’t very good at making sensible choices. Which is why you, dear reader, get to make the choices for him in this choose-your-own-adventure-fic.

    There’s no telling what the winter will bring for Jaskier and Geralt. Who knows, maybe you will read a tale of jealousy? Maybe one of curses and heartache? Maybe there will be drunken confessions or the danger of snowstorms? Maybe Jaskier will get to meet Geralt’s family or Geralt will get to meet Jaskier’s friends?

    I guess there’s only one way to find out.

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    Witchers don't have feelings, but bards do. Jaskier can't hurt Geralt's feelings, but that doesn't mean he can't hurt Valdo's. The problem is, when they're one and the same, wires can get crossed; especially when sleep deprivation is factored in.

    [Or: the djinncident]

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    In all the years that Jaskier has known Geralt, he's never known him to tolerate cities well, let alone actually enjoy them, which is why his sudden affinity for Novigrad is so vexing. Well, that and the reason for his newfound affinity: Triss Merigold.

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    When Yennefer leaves him, Geralt comes back to Jaskier, heart in his hand, anger, hurt, and heartbreak bleeding from it. Geralt grieves his love life with his eyes closed, his body bare and fucking into his bard, Yennefer's name on his lips.
    On the other hand, as months pass, Geralt's begins to fall in love with Jaskier himself, leaving a huge misunderstanding his wake.

    Or, Geralt comes back to Jaskier every time Yennefer breaks his heart and fucks Jaskier, who doesn't make a sound, knowing his voice would sound very unlike the sorceress the bard knows Geralt pretends he's fucking into.

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    Jaskier drops the torch and the dagger, rushing forward to fall to his knees next to Geralt. The light splutters briefly but holds, and Jaskier curses himself even as he hesitantly reaches out to try and wake Geralt. The leather armour of his shoulder is cold under Jaskier’s palm, and weirdly tacky with something; arachas venom pings in the back of his mind like a warning, and he hastily wipes his palms off on his already ruined doublet, reaching forward to cradle Geralt's face instead.

    “Geralt?” he whispers; the horrifying truth of Geralt’s stillness catches in his throat, preventing him from being any louder than that. “Geralt?”

    Or

    It’s not that he hadn’t thought it possible... but Geralt was a witcher. No one had ever mentioned that witchers could die.

    Or

    Five Times Jaskier Thought Geralt Was Dead, Plus One Time It Was Reversed

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    Working two jobs at the same time, Jaskier juggles a hefty workload from running a bookstore in the morning to singing in the evening. He doesn't expect the dangerous turn of events following declining another job offer. With a stalker at hand, he really has his hands full. On top of it all, a mysterious silver-haired Hercules appears out of nowhere to save him, claiming he was summoned because of a blood pact on a medallion Jaskier bought from eBay...

    Christmas Eve just won't give him a break. And what's up with his hot new bodyguard?

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    It's no secret that Jaskier and Yennefer do not get along. Yennefer doesn't know how she feels about the bard, and Jaskier is sure that the mage hates his guts. However, when Geralt invites the sorceress along on their travels, both Jaskier and Yennefer begin to think that maybe the other isn't so bad after all.

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    After what happened at the company holiday last year, Jaskier wasn't quite looking forward to this year's experience. It was just his luck that he wound up under the mistletoe with the exact man who broke his heart a year prior.

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    A night of drinking and dancing sees you meeting a stranger. It makes Jaskier jealous. Jealous enough to do something somewhat extreme.

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    Jaskier gets very jealous when Geralt shows interest in someone else.

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    When Geralt and Yen find another djinn to break the bond the first one forced them into, Geralt realises the feelings he's had for Jaskier all this time. Only, when he goes to talk to him, he finds out Jaskier has moved on. He tries to be happy for his friend.

    Jaskier's sister is in town, and Geralt seems to hate her. She insists that the witcher is jealous of her, and while people often mistake them for lovers (gross), he can't imagine why Geralt would be upset by it. He's never shown any interest, after all, so why start now? Priscilla suggests that they test her theory, and he's never been very good at saying no to her.

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    When Yennefer leaves him, Geralt comes back to Jaskier, heart in his hand, anger, hurt, and heartbreak bleeding from it. Geralt grieves his love life with his eyes closed, his body bare and fucking into his bard, Yennefer's name on his lips.
    On the other hand, as months pass, Geralt's begins to fall in love with Jaskier himself, leaving a huge misunderstanding his wake.

     

    Or, Geralt comes back to Jaskier every time Yennefer breaks his heart and fucks Jaskier, who doesn't make a sound, knowing his voice would sound very unlike the sorceress the bard knows Geralt pretends he's fucking into.

    Main story ends at chapter 25. Prologue and healing portion starts at chapter 26.

    Title is a modified line from "She" by Harry Styles | Updates every couple days.

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    Exactly what it says up there but with plot^

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    Geralt comes home late from a stupid work party Renfri and Yen made him go to and opens his laptop to see an unexpected notification.

    "You have 1 Missed Video Call from Julian Alfred Pankratz"

    This is very strange for two reasons. One, he doesn't know this Julian fellow even though his profile picture makes him wish he did, and two, no one but Ciri has his Skype details.

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