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    Cosette is fed up with her father being so lonely, especially since she moved in with Marius. Jean says he’s “too old to date” and he’s just “meant to be alone”, but Cosette knows better. She decides to take matters into her own hands and make her beloved Papa a profile on the “#1 50+ Exclusive online dating site in the world”, SilverSoulmates.com.

    A date with a policeman seems perfect for her straight-edged Papa!

    (Eventual Valvert. Rating and tags likely to change.)

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    On a calm sea, Javert drifts.

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    Javert’s nostrils flared; here was an old trail which propriety had insisted he abandon, revealing itself anew at the most unexpected of times. He looked the Mayor in the eye, and Madeleine wet his lips.

    “Well then,” said Javert, his words slow and deliberate. “That is nothing so terrible. Surely one who has already gone to great lengths for his town could not object to such a minor discomfort. And did not Monsieur Mayor already express a wish to bring his people joy?”

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    Madeleine gets tied to a maypole while Inspector Javert watches.

    (Epilogue is yet unpublished but chapter one stands well on its own)

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    Captain Javert of France was one of the most feared sailors in all seven seas. Known for his coldness, he had yet to meet his match. But one man, long forgotten to all but Javert, had bested Javert time and again.

    Jean Valjean was stuck- alone- on an island where he was cursed to remain a siren until he found true love. So he waited. When an unlikely candidate happened upon his island, he is overjoyed- until he learns who it is.

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    As ever, Madeleine seeks to impress there is no shame in any of it.

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    Javert wasn't going to follow his doctor's advice when she suggested he did yoga, but a look at the handsome, burly man on the pamphlet she'd handed him was ringing all sorts of bells in his memory. However, what starts as an investigation quickly turns into much more...

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    Javert fails his own test.

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    Javert was running on that treadmill, minding his own business, when a Greek god in obscenely tight shorts started flashing his glorious muscled at him. (Javert sees Valjean at the gym and can't control his feelings, or his feet.) Warning: French and English swearing. Some sexual content.

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    Because Javert must have a reason to enjoy his snuff once in a while, why not in his spare time?

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    In Paris, Javert mistakenly denounces a state official, M. Madeleine, for being the escaped convict Jean Valjean, inciting the wrath of his superiors. M. Chabouillet protects Javert from the Prefect’s retribution, but has plans for punishment of his own.

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    College AU for Trope Bingo. Now too long not to be a stand alone fic, and it's not done yet. :\

    Javert and Valjean are in college, and made to work together. Javert is sure he knows Valjean from somewhere before, and Valjean just wants to put the past behind him. Things progress as the years pass.

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    Valjean kind of accidentally pole dances to save a cat. That's mostly it.

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    While heading for the Seine, Javert was diverted by a situation that rapidly spiralled out of control. Collar, chain, and Jean Valjean: he wishes that he reached the river after all.

    He walked over to Valjean’s chair and fell to his knees and bowed his head.

    “I am not a guest in your home,” he said, low and deliberate. “Master.”

    Dystopian AU slavefic based upon the Dallas 2014 production, with characterisation and events based upon the same and shaken with very liberal splashes of Brick. Primarily worldbuilding, plot, and character development, with the slash happening as a byproduct. Fic has completed posting in its entirety.

    Title taken from Demons by Imagine Dragons. Subtitled "A Treatise on the Role of the Law in the Dispensation of Mercy and Justice."

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    When Valjean is hired to play the mayor on Javert's show, Javert must rethink everything he knows about the onetime prisoner's past.

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    Jean Valjean had saved his life: Javert would admit as much. And not by accident, either. Not after the second time.

    Why had he done it? Why had he not let Javert die, why was Javert still being kept alive, hobbling around the small hut like an old favourite dog retired from duty? Surely Valjean must realise that Javert's loyalty could not be bought nor traded?

    Javert looks for answers.

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    Somehow Javert always seems to wind up with bruises and small injuries while doing his work. Somehow Madeleine always winds up touching them. Until Javert nearly gets himself killed and Madeleine at last figures out why.

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    Javert goes undercover at a Bouzingo party, gets stoned, and meets Enjolras. The experience is confusing.

    Esteliel asked for "Undercover Javert confused by Enjolras' seductive trancelike dancing" and I did my best to deliver it in canon era. Complete crack.

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    When faced with the arrival of a new inspector, Madeleine finds himself in trouble.

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    Javert is pretty certain that if there is a God above, he must really hate him. His suspicions are only confirmed when he is forced to tutor the newest addition to his shit-list; that guy who broke the rules of no running in the halls and knocked him over.

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    "Take your revenge," he said, fixing Valjean with a stare when at last he was pushed against a crumbling wall. They were alone. Darkness surrounded them. The street was deserted; somewhere in the distance there was still the sound of trumpets. The brandy made it harder to think. His eyes kept being drawn to small details, lingering there. The whiteness of Valjean's hair in the light of the moon. The gleam of his eyes – was this the look of a man about to kill? The glint of a blade.

    Ah, at last. There it was then.

    "That suits you better." His lips twisted into a sneer. His bound hands grappled at the wall at his back. It would still be quick, he told himself. Valjean would cut his throat, bleed him like a butcher. That, too, was well. It was still death, and death at the hand of a criminal was not unwelcome. He would die upright and proud, and not long after him, Valjean would die when the barricade fell.

     

    Grantaire decides to share some brandy with the spy. Valjean, when he comes to free the spy, is faced with a drunk Javert. Also, Javert finds the martingale quite distracting and infuriating.

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