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    He was ten, or he was five, or thirty, or perhaps he was eighteen. It was hard to tell. Time never liked to flow right. Some days he woke up in the summer and was sure it had been snowing only hours previously.

     

    Jaskier know's he's not exactly the same as other people. His memory doesn't work right and there are nights he wakes up screaming but he can't remember why. It's fine. Life moves on. He won't let himself get caught in his past or in his head, instead he just keeps his eyes on the future, however far away it might seem.

    And then he meets Geralt, and everything changes.

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    This story is not intended to glamorise child abuse, and is in fact an exploration on how repeated trauma can affect adult life. Written from the perspective of someone with a dissociative disorder. There is no rape/non-con between Geralt and Jaskier, this story is meant to show them healing together.

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    "Every insult, every criticism will be marked upon you, forever reminding you that you are nothing but a simple, pathetic human, who thinks too grand of himself."

    Well, it was a good thing young Julian was already used to being criticised on a daily basis.

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    "If life could give me one blessing, it would be to take you off my hands!"

    Jaskier wasn't sure if the pain crackling through him was from the curse or his heart breaking.

    Or: How Jaskier was cursed from childhood, and manages his way through life, seeking a cure, and finding the White Wolf instead.

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    Geralt's firm is hired to provide extra security for a porn shoot. Jaskier is the star, and Geralt can't keep his eyes off of him.
    It's inconvenient, given the threats, a stranger on the roof, and a guard tied up with fetish gear. As his investigation of Jaskier's stalker uncovers evidence of a much larger network of traffickers and abusers, Geralt realizes this case is more complicated than it seems.

    This story is a kinky noir thriller with dry humor, a lot of thirst, a sex worker Jaskier who enjoys his job, and an increasingly frustrated Geralt who really needs to get some action if he's going to stay sane.

    Plot complete at chapter 17.

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    Geralt meets people Jaskier rather tries to avoid.
    One fateful day he was suddenly one of them.

    Featuring: Priscilla, the Countess de Stael, Viscount & Viscountess de Lettenhove and Valdo Marx.

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    Valdo watched Jaskier eyeing the witcher from time to time. The hulking man sitting near the stage, looking uncomfortable with all the attention he was receiving. His eyes never left Jaskier, though, and Jaskier's eyes glinted like embers each time their gazes met through the crowd.

    Valdo had never wanted to smother Jaskier more than in that moment.

    - already posted on my tumblr quoththewriter

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    After leaving Geralt's side, Jaskier finds himself among the orchestra at a famed music hall, and secretly under the tutelage of a Ghost.

    A Phantom of the Opera AU in which Jaskier is Christine Daae and Valdo Marx is the Phantom.

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    Грустная визионерская сказка с печальным концом, в которой Лютик и Вальдо — фейри, хозяева зачарованного леса.

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    “You wished for a man to die?” Lambert laughs, impressed. “Because he hated your singing? Harsh punishment, that.”

    Geralt hears it then, behind Eskel’s grating laughter and the pleasant hum of White Gull. A stutter-seize, a heart skipping a beat of a rhythm he knows as well as his own. 

    “Not because he hated my singing,” Jaskier bites out.

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    Geralt accompanies Jaskier to a thing. Again. It goes only marginally better than the last time.

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    It's the day before classes begin for Professor Dandelion when he is propositioned by Valdo Marx, who has a few choice words to say about his relationship with Geralt. One surprise visit later and Dandelion is reminded how stupid Valdo really is.

    GIST; Geralt speaks through his actions on how much he loves Dandelion. Also, Fuck Valdo.

    *Intended universe is In-Game but is so vague that could be read as Netflixverse. Second chapter is the same as first just a name change from Dandelion to Jaskier for those who are thrown off with it*

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    Хаотичные зарисовки об отношениях Лютика с одеждой.

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    Post mountain incident, Jaskier limps back to Oxenfurt with his tail between his legs, deciding to throw himself into his academic career in the hopes of distracting himself. Unlucky for him, all his students want to talk about is a certain White Wolf.
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    “Well, it’s just...” Rimmond said, still giggling, “we wanted to ask you something, actually? Um, professor... how did you meet the White Wolf? Only nobody interesting ever passes through this town, and if we’re supposed to go and meet our heroes...”

    Ah, Jaskier thought.

    “Never meet your heroes, Rimmond,” he said, trying to sound wry and humorous. He wasn’t sure he was pulling it off. “They’re usually not very nice people.”

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    “Still a pity I wasn’t the one to make wishes on that djinn’s account. These tournaments would be so much more enjoyable without him.” Jaskier scoffed.

    In which Geralt learns just how deep Jaskier’s hatred for Valdo Marx runs, and why.

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    Творческий поединок длиною в жизнь.

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    Of course Valdo likes Jaskier. Of course he does. Jaskier is one of those people you either love or hate and – gods – Valdo knows which he feels.

    Valdo never meant to become Jaskier's rival. He never meant to anger him, to make him hate him. All those years ago - back before either of them found money or fame - he attempted to woo the flighty bard... but Jaskier took it as a challenge. And Jaskier never backs down from a challenge.

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    The Witcher ballet AU no one asked for.

    Title is borrowed from the novel by Isabel Waidner, who I can only hope never comes across this.

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    “Fine: I’ll only touch your hands. All you have to do is make it to midnight without coming, and you win.”

    “Can’t wait to see you lose.”

    “I guess we’ll see, Julian,” Valdo said with a wink, taking Jaskier’s hand in his.

    Jaskier clutched Valdo’s hand tighter, as though that would let everyone at the party know his true feelings.

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    Лютик приводит Геральта на оргию. Геральт командует, как именно трахать Лютика.

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    По мотивам 6-ой серии. Геральт и Лютик ссорятся, и Лютик, чьё сердце разбито, совершает самую большую ошибку в своей жизни.

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    After Yennefer, after the dragon hunt, after the mountain, Geralt takes Jaskier to Kaer Morhen for the winter. It goes about how you'd imagine.

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