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    Jaskier is sure his ADHD means he's broken. Yennefer introduces him to a different school of thought.

    Or, an unhinged ramble about models of disability

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    Geralt is Valdo’s pet, his personal assassin, and his sub. But things change when he gets sent after the mob boss known only by the name of the Leopard, by way of his pet, a man named Jaskier. In which healing, mistakes, and tomfoolery is had, not necessarily in that order.

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    What if...

    What if it was Jaskier who wanted to get to Kaer Morhen at all costs?

    Or:
    Five times when Jaskier took the Witcher into his home and once when they were the ones who took Jaskier in.

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    “Stay with me this winter,” he didn’t dare say, “forget the college, forget your students- come with me,” the dangerous words danced on his tongue, but didn’t dare take the plunge into the open air, where Geralt would have to consider them- to take them in and realize he truly did care for the bard.

    “See you around, Geralt! In the spring! Same spot! Don’t forget, dearest!” Jaskier grinned. Why did he always have to talk like that? Geralt merely grunted in response, not trusting himself to speak for fear of saying something he wasn’t yet ready to say. Jaskier gave Geralt a parting hug, one he hadn’t been ready for, then turned on his heel, and left- stumbling off into the distance. Geralt could only hope the stupid poet would live long enough for them to meet again.

     

    (Directly inspired by this post>>>
    https://theamazingbard.tumblr.com/post/646517234458558464/srapsodia-another-year-another-winter-geralt)

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    He flicked his camera back on, not bothering with the other recording equipment.

    “Hey guys, it’s… wow 3 am! I can’t sleep and I have this song stuck in my head so… enjoy, I guess.”

    His fingers flew over the keys. He preferred piano covers for softer songs and guitar covers for punchier and more cheerful music. But raw covers like this… they had the most impact.

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    He was like that hummingbird; small, annoying, and everywhere he went. He spoke for two, and sometimes for three and four, never stopping, never pausing, still on one breath.

    Geralt really didn't ask for it.

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    Five times when Jaskier couldn't sit still and once when he was quiet for both of them.
    (aka Five times when night reigned around and once when the sun rose.)

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    "Hey, hey, relax. Look, it's totally normal to like how the needle feels, lots of people do. Even erections are pretty common. I've never had this happen before, but it makes perfect sense. Please just relax."
    "I- I can't-"
    Jaskier bit his lip. "Look, I can- I can take care of you, after. Purely in a professional capacity. I need you to relax, I can't work when you're hyperventilating. Please just stop fighting it. I won't let you drop, I promise."
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    Ciri wants a tattoo, so she drags her father to a young, up-and-coming artist. When he sees Jaskier's work, Geralt can't help but want one too.

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    A gdyby...

    A gdyby to Jaskier chciał za wszelką cenę dostać się do Kaer Morhen?

    Inaczej:
    Pięć razy, kiedy Jaskier przyjął wiedźmina do swojego domu i raz, kiedy to oni przygarnęli Jaskra.

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    Geralt’s brothers are usually at the skate park with their boards, but he’s always been too afraid to join them. He’s afraid he’ll get hurt. Chronically ill people don’t do sports like that.

    But, one day when he decides to give in to Eskel’s pestering he heads down the skate park and settles himself on a bench to watch.

    That’s when he meets Jaskier.

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    They found a grove to take shelter from the hail. Jaskier gets into one of his restless moods. But he doesn’t usually get like this when he’s traveling with Geralt.

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    Six months have passed since Geralt and Ciri found each other. Since then, they have been on the run from... well, everyone, basically. Geralt is tired, Ciri is hungry, Roach is dead. And then they stumble across a very particular viscounty named Lettenhove. The problem? Geralt broke the Viscount’s heart on a mountain and Julian ‘Jaskier’ Alfred Pankratz, a bard, a friend, a lover, is slow to forgive.

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    Jaskier walks into the room after a long day feeling very low. Sometimes all you need is a cuddle from your boft partner...

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    “she admired the prints of art works that graced the halls, a particular one catching her eye it was a beautiful gold and blue shapes embracing each other, the more she stood and studied it she realised it was of a parental figure cradling a baby. The gold was contrasted with the dark blue background, the orange lights glinted off the specs of gold in the painting, she looked around the frame to find an autograph and there it was;

     

    Geralt Rivia“

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    Geralt is cursed to hear Jaskier's thoughts and feel his emotions, seeing inside the brain of someone who cannot.stop.thinking. is hurting both of them, but will ultimately help them in the end.

    // I'm bad at summaries but basically: Jaskier has adhd and autism and Geralt sees what it's like inside his head. Understanding ensues.

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    This is 5 cases of Idiots being Idiots during the plague

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    Jaskier has writer's block and Geralt just wants a hug

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    The events of Thicker Than Water from Geralt's perspective.

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    Dandelion is hyperfocusing on his work and Geralt worries about him

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    73
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    After her two year relationship with Geralt goes up in flames, Yennefer Vengerberg is done with love, done with others not taking her needs seriously. But the universe seems to have other plans and she finds herself falling in love with someone entirely unexpected... Jaskier Pankratz.

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    3/?
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    Jaskier left the mountain with his heart broken in a manner that he knew all too well. When he meets up with Geralt, Yennefer and Ciri they ask him to accompany them to Kaer Morhen, but surely a burden of a bard has no place in their new family.

    Post-mountain, heavy angst with a happy ending Geraskier, featuring platonic Yennskier and Yennalt. + immortal Jaskier and Ciri getting the family she deserves.

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    8/?
    Comments:
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    1181
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    307
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