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    Geralt is woken up by Jaskier, who is singing. He helps him finish his song.

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    Six months have passed since Geralt and Ciri found each other. Since then, they have been on the run from... well, everyone, basically. Geralt is tired, Ciri is hungry, Roach is dead. And then they stumble across a very particular viscounty named Lettenhove. The problem? Geralt broke the Viscount’s heart on a mountain and Julian ‘Jaskier’ Alfred Pankratz, a bard, a friend, a lover, is slow to forgive.

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    15/?
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    Mgr Julian “Jaskier” Pankratz, fresh polish linguistics and philology graduate, is offered due to graduating summa cum laude a scholarship and a place in PhD program along with a position of polish language and literature teacher in the liceum where he was doing his teaching apprenticeship. Away from the grip of his overbearing parents, a new chapter of Jaskier’s life is beginning to write itself. Literally.

    To start writing, he has to find a long lost spark of inspiration. He didn’t find inspiration, he found a wolf. The White Wolf.

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    4/8
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    11
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    320
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    Geralt is a school bus driver, amateur photographer, bird watcher and a very good parent.
    Jaskier is a young teacher who drives Geralt mad.
    Yennefer wants everything to be RIGHT.

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    4/4
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    17
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    Unlucky in love Geralt applies for a dating show and is shocked when he's successful. Jaskier is one of the original contestants in the hotel but his life is turned upside down when Geralt joins the party.

    - It's a love island-esque geraskier au.

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    1/1
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    178
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    12
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    681
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    Jaskier is taken from his home by a mysterious white wolf, and has to learn how to live with his strange new roommate

    Or - an East of the Sun, West of the Moon AU that pulls heavily from Edith Pattou's retelling, East

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    13/?
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    When Geralt is cursed to speak everything he thinks, he's afraid Jaskier will realize what a mess his mind is, or, almost as terrifying, how much Geralt loves him.

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    In which Jaskier is secretly an introvert and is desperate for some time to be alone, and being alone with Geralt is just so much better.

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    He thinks Jaskier has some muscle, the human must, to be able to walk the fifteen-ish miles they travel every day from sunup to sundown while also carrying his lute and a one-sided conversation the entire way.

    Geralt discovers that Jaskier is so much more ripped than he previously thought, and also that he might be more than a little thirsty for his bard.

    Or: A self-indulgent series of crack one-shots about Jaskier being buff as hell and Geralt constantly being blown away by it until they bone.

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    [Based on that iconic scene from History of the World: Part I]

    Jaskier wasn't always a bard. Yennefer, for some reason, is curious about what he had done before. It's not easy for him to admit that he tried to make his living as a philosopher first, but it's so rare for her to actually ask that he can't really stop himself from sharing one of his most embarrassing stories.

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    2
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    559
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    Jaskier's mother is coming to stay and his garden is an absolute mess and his lawn mower has seen better days... luckily for him his ridiculously hot neighbour is there to lend a hand.

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    3/3
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    Geralt is concerned that the reason Jaskier never talks about his family may be something sinister. Jaskier assures him that no, it's nothing serious, they're just exhausting. To prove his point, he tells Geralt stories from his childhood, including somehow being blamed for an accident that took a princess' life in another kingdom.

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    1/1
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    "So, your child surprise is about to turn eighteen years old."
    "Shit happens," Geralt grunted and turned to his side. "Lie down and go the fuck to sleep, Jaskier."
    "What do you mean, shit happens?" he gasped, doing a very poor job of keeping his voice down. "We have to do something about it!"
    He sighed exasperatedly and rubbed at his temples. "We can't stop a birthday, bard. Now get back here, so I can sleep."
    "I don't want to stop it, idiot!" he hissed. "I want to celebrate it."

     

     

    Jaskier and Geralt almost forget Ciri's eighteenth birthday and Jaskier just won't have that. He plans on celebrating it as it should be. Everything goes horribly wrong - until it doesn't.

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    Hits:
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    it started out with a braid, how did it end up like this?? it was only a braid... it was only a braid
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    geralt gets thoroughly annoyed into realizing that he has fallen good and hard and irreversibly in love with his bard. whoops!

    * note : this fic used to be named 'pretty', but has been revamped after a one-shot turned into a much bigger mess of himbos having feelings

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    Chapters:
    5/5
    Comments:
    45
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    419
    Bookmarks:
    49
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    3272
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    Jaskier has just made amends with Geralt, and is anxiously awaiting the arrival of the witcher and his Child Surprise where they'd agreed to meet. While he waits, he sees Yennefer, and through very little fault of his own (it's entirely his fault) she turns into a child. If he's lucky, he can figure out how to fix this before Geralt comes by.

    [Songfic for 'everyone blooms' by The Front Bottoms]

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    Chapters:
    4/4
    Comments:
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    116
    Bookmarks:
    14
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    “I’m Jaskier,” the man said, visibly vibrating with nervous energy. “I’m sorry,” Geralt turned to see his knees bouncing wildly and fingers fidgeting, “about before...”

     

    Geralt is decidedly not the usual type you'd expect to see in an art therapy class. The people currently surrounding him are either too sullen, snarky, or loud for his tastes.

    And just because EVERYONE seems to agree that he needs to escape his miserable comfort zone and 'socialise', doesn't mean they're right.

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    Chapters:
    12/?
    Comments:
    305
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    723
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    10317
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    Geralt and Jaskier have been married for more than seven hundred years. At this point, Jaskier is pretty damn sure he knows exactly what new experiences his husband will and won't enjoy.

    Or: the one where Geralt and Jaskier live happily ever after into the modern world, and Geralt tries bubble tea for the first time.

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    Chapters:
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    Comments:
    28
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    373
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    26
    Hits:
    1845
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    Pankratz was the exact breed of professor that grated Geralt to the bone. All new-age learning styles that throw away any sort of examinations and insisting on his students calling him Jaskier. The bastard had a five-star rating on Rate My Professor, while Geralt was consistently stuck at 3 with students complaining his tests were difficult or lectures were boring. Lecture style teaching was all he knew; he wasn’t about to change that now based on the opinions of some eighteen-year-olds.

    Geralt- a grumpy, workaholic, history professor- meets the flamboyant music professor Dr. Pankratz and immediately develops a rivalry. When they are recruited to work on a project together said rivalry and the stewing sexual tension between them make things... complicated.

    Language:
    English
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    46,141
    Chapters:
    7/7
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    125
    Kudos:
    359
    Bookmarks:
    82
    Hits:
    4247
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    Jaskier gets way to into ill-advised passion projects all the time. He isn't expecting to actually finish a life-sized marble carving of the witcher he completely made up for blatantly false but extremely catchy ballads. He isn't expecting his statue to step off the dias, something between flesh and stone. He isn't expecting to fall for a man made of marble, no matter how shapely he carved the ass.

    Language:
    English
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    7,659
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    19
    Kudos:
    62
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    553
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    After the djinn's attack on Jaskier, the sorceress Geralt takes him to saves his life, at the cost of his voice. Left without the thing he had built his identity upon, Jaskier has to rebuild himself and find a new purpose in his life. Geralt wants more than anything to help. Finding identity and purpose isn't always easy, but love definitely helps.

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    25,563
    Chapters:
    8/8
    Comments:
    509
    Kudos:
    725
    Bookmarks:
    143
    Hits:
    8974

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