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    Another knock interrupted his scrutiny of his–apparently faulty–security system. He huffed out a breath and mentally consigned himself to a cold breakfast. Biting into his toast, Jaskier reached under the table to retrieve the glock he kept there for exactly this possibility.

    He checked the chamber as he walked over to his door and glanced through the peephole. Nothing. Guess he’d have to do this the hard way.

    Thumbing off the safety, Jaskier yanked the door open and felt a thrill of surprise burn through him at what awaited him.

    Geralt of Rivia lay bleeding on his front porch.

    “Well, well,” Jaskier purred, leaning against the door jam. “Who do I have to thank for this gift?”
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    Or, What if Jaskier was a super villain and Geralt was his nemesis?

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    Geralt takes a long time to admit that something is different about his bard. He’s loud, He complains about his clothes and his shoes, the things regular bards do (not that he would now but he assumes they do)

    Will geralt find out what his bard is? Or will he lose him to king emhyr?

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    Jaskier wanted a quiet winter, to himself, to teach his students. He had enough of witchers and witches and destiny and heartbreak.

    Destiny, being the bitch she is, gave Lambert the office next to him.

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    !SLOW UPDATES DUE TO WRITER'S BLOCK; NOT ABANDONED!
    Years ago, Geralt meets a little boy befriending a monster.

    Years later, Geralt meets a bard. There's something familiar in the way he tries to keep Geralt from killing monsters.

    "Real monsters are human", he'd always say.

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    once again inspired by a tumblr post! this one is a post by pleasesupplymewithyourwahoos and it's basically jaskier getting drunk and being like "lmao geralt cant believe you still think my name's jaskier" and then the goblin that lives in my brain insisted i give it plot, and now i have like 3k written for this and honestly i am exhausted. also I looked up midieval insults for this!

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    Staring him in the eyes, I push the dagger harder against me. “You want me gone? Do it your fucking self, Witcher.”

    Or Day 18, Alternative prompt 6 “Don’t try to pin this on me.”

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    Geralt is dragged through the streets of Oxenfurt, listening to Jaskier's insufferable complaining about a certain Troubadour of Cidaris. Little does he know what Jaskier has in store for them.

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    Jaskier and Geralt split paths after the mountain. What started as anger towards the witcher, his rash decisions and hateful words, turns into resentment and bitterness. Jaskier has to lick his wounds, learn how to travel on his own and unravel his destiny from the witcher's. But none of these prove to be easy things to do.

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    In which Jaskier gets kidnapped - a lot. That's it, that's the plot.

    A 5+1 of sorts, in which Jaskier is the damsel in distress for various reasons (while being feral as heck), and Geralt tries his best to help.

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    A bored Jaskier is a dangerous Jaskier. So, naturally, he invites himself to one of Eskel's meetings with buyers and providers of product. After promising to be on his best behaviour, a comment from one of the attendants at the meeting has him seeing red and acting out to protect his Wolves.

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    It's Geralt's birthday and Jaskier orders a cake

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    He just turned to go back to the inn after yet another day at the market with no news of any Witchers, the White Wolf or even the Butcher of Blaviken (he knew Geralt hated that name but hey, at this point Jaskier would take what he could get) when there were a series of shouts from behind him to “GET OUT OF THE WAY!”

    Jaskier whipped around just in time to see a horse barrelling towards him at a full gallop, knocking aside people and stalls like they were nothing. He rolled to the ground and out of the path of destruction, pulling his arms over his face instinctually, when the sounds of hooves pounding against packed dirt stopped suddenly and there was a warm muzzle prodding his arm. 

    Jaskier peeked up uncertainly. He had definitely done many strange things in his life, but he could honestly say “stopped a horse on a mad death stampede” was not one of them and he wasn't quite sure what to expect. 

    He looked once, looked again, and then a third time just to be sure because there was no way that this could possibly be “Roach?”

     

    or: Geralt is tortured by some stray Nilfgaardians years after the war. Luckily Jaskier finds him, but his journey back to health is anything but simple

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    Geralt and Jaskier are working together on a campaign. Jaskier, charismatic as he is, is very good at what he does when it comes to door knocking and phone banking. Of course, no one has a perfect record, and it's a lot harder to work his charms via text.

    Or: an AU based on something that happened to me at work yesterday.

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    Eskel has fallen head over heels for Jaskier, and is taking him to Kaer Morhen for the winter. However, there is trepidation and mistrust on the part of the other witchers. Can Jaskier break through their frosty exteriors?

    This is an AU where Jaskier is a sex worker who goes by Dandelion.

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    You have the power to change so much to do good And create so much life but you also have the power to destroy and Kill do not let your emotions take over for that will be the end or the beginning don’t let it consume you jaskier, my precious dandelion

    I love you my son no matter what

    Love, Father

    “Oh father I shouldn’t have left please forgive me”

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    “Good job, Jas,” Valdo says with a kiss to Jaskier’s shoulder, and grabs his own short sword. He stands opposed to Jaskier, and the bard’s just barely kept from fawning over how delectable his lover looks with his thin chemise hugging his fine muscles and focus written into every inch of his face. He’s the same when he paint, and Jaskier admires him beyond words.

     

    “Focus on dodging for me, darling, no need to—” and Jaskier lunges forward, sword raised.

     

    Or, Jaskier lets his boyfriend think he's trash at sworfighting and proceeds to show his lover how very, very wrong he was in his assumption.

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    “He smiled, blood staining his teeth. “Took you long enough.”

    “Then why can’t you leave? Why stay here?”

    He rattles the chains around his wrists, “Same as you.”
    Or Day 4 of Febuwhump 2021, Impaling

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    “What is this?” Vesemir asked after he took a quick glance at their hostage.
    “Trouble” Eskel answered, sharply.
    Lambert bared his teeth.
    “We found this little shit at the club. He killed two of your boys and injured another two before we could even lay a finger on him. He fucking bit me” he said harshly, shaking the boy slightly “And the bastard keeps smiling like it’s fucking Disneyland and I’m Mickey fucking Mouse”
    Vesemir opened his mouth to answer, his face becoming increasingly concerned and angry with every word Lambert said, but the boy was quicker.
    “I was looking forward to meet you”

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    After some troubles at the club, Lambert and Eskel bring someone back with them. But maybe the lark they caught out of the nest is not lost at all.

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    Djinns are notoriously tricky, he thinks to himself. Better to not complicate it and ask for exactly what he wants. Be clear and concise. Make the wish.

    “I want some fucking sleep,” Geralt says, voice cracking.


    A gift for @reineyday, who requested “au where geralt doesn’t get interrupted by jaskier and wishes for some sleep from the djinn and then he basically becomes snow white.”

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