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    Monsters don't have feelings.
    Monsters don't deserve nice things.
    Monsters kill.
    Lambert lives in a government run care home for Littles, forgotten by the world and surviving on the smallest of care. It's when he's at his lowest that he meets a man that might change his life.
    Vesemir doesn't have room to care anymore, his heart is closed to love for fear it might shatter him if he ever does so again. But a Little with no hope left might just be the one to unlock his heart and change his life.

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    Prompt: May I request 98 for Valskier? ("Well don't go thinking you're so cute and don't go singing soft and sweet, I'll make a case for heaven pretty soon if you keep ripping hell out of me")
    Just some Jaskier being perfect, lovable, dreamy and charming and poor Valdo being absolutely smitten? ❤

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    It’s been such a long time, Julian. When will you be over him?”

    Jaskier’s laugh, muffled and humorless, followed the question.

    I’ll let you know when I figure it out.”

    I don’t enjoy seeing you hurting.”

    “I’m fine. Most of the time.”

    “Most of the time,”  Valdo echoed, and then, “oh, fuck.”

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    After Jaskier goes viral for being a pining mess during a livestream, Geralt’s family tries to figure out exactly why the couple broke up, given that Jaskier is clearly still in love with Geralt. Meanwhile, Geralt is in denial, Jaskier is absolutely fine, thanks, and the internet is having a bit of a breakdown.

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    Valdo is pretty sure everyone is just exaggerating when they say how attractive someone else is. That must be it. Sexual attraction is either a myth or a joke everyone but Valdo is in on

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    Jaskier always assumed Valdo hated him after the troubadour spurned his advances in their youth, but nothing is ever quite so simple.

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    “I have a proposition for you.”

    “No.”

    “You haven’t even heard me out - “

    “Valdo, every time you have a ‘proposition’” - here Jaskier paused to make quotation marks with his fingers - “one or both of us ends up in some dank prison or with a new scar. I’m not about to risk myself again.”

    “Darling, you don’t have a choice.” The red-head walked back over to the ornate chair he’d first been seated in, sitting primly on the edge and picking up his discarded glass of wine.

    “And why not?” Jaskier dropped his arms to his sides, rolling his eyes and staring at his friend with raised eyebrows.

    Valdo made a gesture with one hand and a figure melted out of the shadows behind him.
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    When your own father puts a contract on your head, what's a bard to do?

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    When Jaskier couldn’t even manage 3rd place at Novigrad’s annual bardic competition, it finally hits him just how far he’s fallen in the past few months.

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    Cintra has fallen, Sodden burns, and Geralt is missing in action. Even though he has nothing to fight with but his words, Jaskier can’t just stand idly by--

    Which is why he needs to beg a favor from an old friend, first.

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    Geralt and Jaskier are sure that Lambert and Valdo Marx are the same person and have come up with a plan to unmask him in front of everyone....things don't go as planned

    Or

    Geralt and Jaskier share one single brain cell and Roach has it 99% of the time part 2

    ∘˚˳°☆゚.*・。゚。:゚:。⊹ฺ*・゜゚

    Watch as Jaskier embarrassed himself in front of his father-in-law and Geralt tries to talk to his younger brother like a father tries to talk to his son about the birds and bees

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    Still thinking that he was the one with the Djinn wishes, Jaskier is overcome by guilt for killing Valdo Marx and goes to Cidaris to visit the troubadour's grave

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    I'm just saying that nobody has ever seen Lambert and Valdo Marx in the same room at the same time.

    Or

    Geralt and Jaskier share one single brain cell and Roach has it 99% of the time.

    Or

    Lambert, Lambert, what a prick.

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    Jaskier finds Lambert reading and amending Valdo Marx's works over winter. He doesn't take it well.

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    — Могу ли я дать вам Право Неожиданности?

    А теперь следует сказать, что наша троица молодых бардов была, ну, юной. Они все еще верили в Романтику — не только в повседневную романтику, которая недавно начала трогать и юношеские сердца, — но и в Романтику в мифах. Романтика судьбы и рока и прочая шумиха. Рассказы о недавно добытом золоте, или о картах сокровищ, или об иных землях плясали у них перед глазами.

    И они были пьяны.

    Потому, когда они переглянулись, пожали плечами и обменялись улыбками почему-бы-и-нет с волнением в глазах, мы не можем судить их слишком строго.

    — Ага, мы возьмем это, — произнес Лютик, прокашлявшись. — Мы принимаем Право Неожиданности в качестве нашей оплаты, всемилостивейший господин. — И они втроем склонились в поклоне.

    — Поздравляю! Это девочка!

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    Когда Лютик наблюдает, как Геральт и Йеннифер спорят о ребенке неожиданности Геральта, он вспоминает своего собственного. Он вспоминает Эсси Давен.

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    On a quiet winter's night, a king and a queen had a child.

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    Geralt accepts a contract from the history professor at Oxenfurt Academy and finds himself roped into a lecture. He doesn't think anything of it until an intriguing student stumbles through the door and Geralt finds himself drawn back to Oxenfurt over and over again.

    (AKA the fluffy canon-era trans Jaskier Oxenfurt Academy AU that no one asked for, featuring genderswapped Valdo Marx and soft! understanding! Geralt)

    includes original music

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    Geralt, Valdo, whatever you want to call him, is a complicated man no matter which face he wears. The only problem is that witchers don't feel. Bards, however, do, and Valdo is going to take full advantage of finally feeling allowed to be more than just a killing machine. He thinks back on his life, on the pains he's felt, and he puts the things he felt (and still feels) into words. The song is for his ears only, but it helps.

    [songfic for 2.5mg Just Ain't Enough for Me by Frank Iero]

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    Valdo Marx finds Geralt in the streets of Oxenfurt, late on a winter's night, and brings him to Jaskier's door.

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    “I could give you the Law of Surprise?”

    Now here it must be said that our three young bards were, well, young. They still believed in Romance, not just the everyday romance that had so recently began to pluck at their adolescent hearts but the Romance in myth. The romance of destiny and fate and all that hullabaloo. Tales of newly dug up gold, or treasure maps, or plots of land, danced before their eyes.

    They were also hungover.

    So, when they looked at each other, exchanged shrugs and why-not smiles with excitement in their eyes, we cannot judge them too harshly.

    “Yeah, we’ll take that,” Jaskier said after a cough, “We accept the Law of Surprise as our payment, most gracious sir.” And the three of them bowed.

    "Congratulations! It's a girl!"

    *

    As Jaskier watches Geralt and Yennefer argue over Geralt's child of surprise, he remembers his own. He remembers Essi Daven.

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    Notes about the MCD in opening note.

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    The sun started to tingle his nose and with a groan Valdo, former unhappy bard, now quite content bookshop owner, stood up and got ready for one more day at work with a smile on his face. The past just a reminder of the path he'd traveled to arrive here.

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    Cats do not like witchers, and Geralt is no exception. Valdo, however, is not a witcher. Still, he doesn't want to push his luck. What if cats still don't like him? What if his cover is blown just because of how much cats hate him?

    The decision is taken out of his hands, however, when he is apparently adopted by a stray.

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