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    Jaskier is insecure about his level of annoyance, but the Witchers know just how to make him feel better.

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    “Who is this? Was there another Wolf alive that I didn’t know about?” And then, after a very brief moment of hesitation because all of his self-preservation skills decided to fuck off, “Can I fuck him?”

    Redhead’s eyes widen comically as they finally snap to Jaskier’s. He quickly takes control of his expression, squinting at Jaskier as he bares his teeth. “Who the fuck do you think it is,” the man growls, slight color making its way to his freckled cheeks.

    Jaskier’s brows furrow. That sounds like they should know each other, but Jaskier doesn’t recall anyone with such looks, maybe except for—

    “Lambert?” he squeaks out, nearly falling off the bench.

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    Author's pet project. This had been sitting in my word docs for a year and upon re-reading, I've decided to share it with the world. While the pairing ain't that big and I don't expect much, it's been an amazing experience writing this.

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    He had been careful, oh so careful not to be caught. At least he thought he did. And yet, here he was.

    Jaskier is caught accidently caught in the wrong place at the wrong time and ends up a captive of Witchers, a bloodthirsty savages who had stolen the Kingdom of Kerack. His life and liberty are now in the hands of the Warlord of the North. But these Witchers seem a bit different to the spooky childhood stories which keep every Redenian child up at night, especially the supposed warlord.

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    Hundreds of years ago, Julian's eyes snap open, their cornflower blue interrupted by a long black pupil, shaken awake by a blood-covered boy with two similar figures trailing behind him that would soon become his brothers.

    Now, Jaskier's eyes, pupils round like a human's, open to watch the life he'd built for himself, bloody piece by bloody piece, crumble before him.

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    Jaskeir spoke "yeah but it is still going to work Even though the vegetables and the seasonings supposed to go in first but let them do it and stop yelling."

    he walked straight back out and Letho turned to both women and apologized obviously explaining that he had been taught how to make this specific stew a couple other times and usually the vegetables and seasoning oil and water goes in first then the meat. they nodded and understanding. Letho was following Jaskeir when Letho picked up Jaskeir and So my you've gotten heavier."

    he turned Jaskeir's body to face him Jaskier looked down at him slightly and said of course I have I've been eating healthier and more gotta make sure that I stay Insulated he joked as he leaned closer to nuzzled his nose with his own which got Letho to kiss him on the nose a couple times "I missed you." he said sweetly.

    Jaskier smiles. as he heard Ciri asking Vesemir about how he knew Jaskier and why his Witcher name was Sumac "do you want to sing True north?" asked Vesemir when they both got back.

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    Jaskier's time in the world of witchers has come to an end.

    And as he journeys through the continent, the things he sees are monstrous. Gone is the time of adventure and tales of mighty deeds.

    Now there's death lingering everywhere, and songs don't seem to be enough.

    Jaskier delves deep into the ancestral world of the elves, where ancient tales may be the answer to many prayers. There, the bard finds a storyteller and restless spirits. As willing or not as they are to help, they may lead him to find the answers to end the ancient evils they face.

    Meanwhile, in a tangled web of events, the witchers of the School of the Wolf stumble upon a crossroads. There a princess and a sorceress await, where they see the world around them crumble. The search for Jaskier begins amidst a war no one is sure how it will turn out. But, the answers they seek may lie in the past and the future they're too afraid to acknowledge.

    But one thing is clear: their bard stands in the middle of it all.

    And perhaps the only thing that will decide their odds is their willingness to open their hearts and see beyond the path.

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    There must have been something in his eyes, as Vesemir coughed before turning to look at the books, grumbling, “So you like books.”

    “Oh, um, yes…”

    “Do you have a favorite?”

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    Arranged Marriage AU - Jaskier's sanctuary is found out after a long year of silence.

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    Young Julian Alfred Pankratz sets destiny in motion when he wakes up in a pool of his own blood and slick.

    The war raging outside of Lettenhove needed to be cleared up, and with Lettenhove itself being a major trading port, an untouched omega was expected to fill their side of the deal.

    Luckily for now eighteen years old Julian, the so-called "Butcher of Blaviken", came to get him himself.

    How will Julian survive the bonding to such a beast? and why is he being so nice??

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    What if witchers (and non-witchers) take Jaskier to Kaer Morhen with them when they meet him.

    Independant One-shots.
    [prompts are closed]

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    "when people mean the pen is mightier than the sword but words are more important than a sword for the sword is used in battle but where do you think the battle started it started with a pen and paper simple words misread too quickly or misinterpreted can easily break out into a battle within much needed sword is used." -Ares

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    After lashing out at Jaskier on top of the mountain top, Geralt cannot help but feel guilty, even after reuniting with the Bard and the seemingly easy going man accepting his presence without much thought.

    But guilt has a way of eating at a person until, despite their enhanced senses and speed, it gets them killed.

    Thankfully within Kaer Morhen, there was a well established method to dealing with the emotion, and it works just as well on silver haired monster slayers as it does on brightly clad bards.

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    Jaskier is hurt and finds himself in a very unpleasant situation… The wolves are there to help (and there’s singing – not by Jaskier…). 😊❤️ – Written for the Whumptober challenge Day 21 prompt: Restraints/”Don’t move.”

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    Following Geralts dismisal of him on the mountain, Jaskier discovers he is pregnant by the Witcher. After failing to find Geralt, he tries to make his way to Kaer Morhen, the only place he can think of that will be a safe haven for the half mutant pup he is carrying.
    Vesemir finds him on the mountain and takes him to the keep, relieved that at least his pup will be safe, Jaskier tried to content himself with that, convinced that once he's given birth he will be dismissed from the keep that is for Witchers only.
    The Witchers set out to convince him otherwise, and get Geralt, who has brought his child surprise with him, to pull his head out of his backside and reasure the bard of his place. But with Nilfgaaurd searching for Ciri, a Firefucker intent on finding the princess, and an ancient demon in the mix, mending their broken relationship is easier said than done.

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    After The MountainTM, Jaskier gets himself a nice new curse to wear, turning into a werewolf. He's not aware of much, but there is still something telling him to go north, go to the mountains. When Lambert meets the werewolf on his way home, and recognizes him, the witchers are up for an interesting winter.
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    Or: Geralt never let the bard come truly close, but at the same time never imagined him truly gone. After he's left regretting his words at The MountainTM, he is presented with the bard cursed, and confronted with the result of his actions. Will the bard ever forgive him? And if he did, would that be enough to try and fix this?
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    My intention was to write about 10k words of fluffy cuddling to break a curse, but then the angst came. This is the result.

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    It was the toughest case of his career. Finally, Vesemir had the chance to arrest the Something he was following for months.

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    Jaskier doesn’t expect to survive the siren attack. So when he’s saved by none other than Geralt’s foster father, it’s a bit of a surprise. Especially when Vesemir reveals that Geralt might not hate Jaskier as much as he thought.

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    He huffs a frustrated breath that shudders slightly on its way out with his shivering before he turns a corner and finds yet another hallway that looks like every other hallway. As he’s about to slide to the floor and fall back to his tried and true method of shouting for Geralt at the top of his lungs to fix the problem, he catches sight of a flicker of light under a doorway.

    Salvation.

    (Jaskier’s Kaer Morhen navigational skills are lacking, but his puppy eyes are top notch, which helps even things out.)

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    Marigold toho měl dost. Věděl, že tohle je konec, poslední cesta. Jeho srdce by se nikdy nedokázalo uzdravit po zranění tak hlubokém. Kdyby byl člověkem? Možná. Na svých cestách potkal spousty lidí se zlomeným srdcem. Někteří zemřeli, ale většina jich žila dál. Obdivoval tu odolnost, vůli držet se života všemi silami, i když ztratili to nejdůležitější. Ale Marigold nebyl člověk a když přišel jeho čas, sundal si boty a odešel, jak mu bylo souzeno. Jak to dělá každý jednorožec, když ztratí svoji lásku.

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    Neboli: Po událostech na hoře Marigold ví, že zemře. Nebojuje s tím. Ale když jej jeho poslední cesta přinese do Kaer Morhen, zaklínači a jisté dítě překvapení jej neplánují nechat jít jenom proto, že Geralt něco podělal.

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    Jaskier is done. He knows this is the end, this is his last journey. His heart could never recover from a wound so deep. If he was human? Maybe. He watched a lot of broken-hearted humans on his travels. Some died, but most lived. He admired the tenacity, the will to cling to life when the most important to them is lost. But Jaskier isn't human and when his time comes, he takes off his shoes and walks away as he should. As every unicorn does when their heart is broken.

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    Or: After the mountain, Jaskier knows he will die. He doesn't fight it. But when his last journey brings him to Kaer Morhen, the witchers and a certain child surprise do not plan to let him go just because Geralt messed up.

    *Fanart in the last chapter*

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    "Did you walk into town to buy me sweetcakes?" Geralt asked.

    The bard jumped a bit and stilled the strings with a hand.

    "Maybe I'm secretly a sorcerer who only uses their talents for minor conveniences," Jaskier joked, opening the cloth. "You know, the only apology gifts that I've had to buy that weren't jewelry were for Priscilla, and she likes fancy chocolates. You are decidedly much easier to shop for, and I suspect I might be buying you sweetcakes many times over the years."

    Geralt's heart squeezed with the implication that this was how things would be; that they would travel, flirt, fuck, and fight for years to come. Gods, he was happier than he had ever been in his entire life.

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    Geralt falls in love and Jaskier goes to Kaer Morhen!
    Fluff, smut, angst, and humor all mixed together into a good soup of geraskier

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