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    Getting through to Connor Murphy, the angry stoner with no friends, seems like an impossible task. Unless you’re the right person. Unless you’re Evan Hansen.

    Or, this is what happened if Connor never died.

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    What if Evan Hansen got a SQUIP? What if Connor Murphy were the person to give him the SQUIP? And Where does Jared get involved?

    (So this is actually going to be a comic/graphic novel and this is the written format)
    (And look! We have a Tumblr! https://www.tumblr.com/blog/theconnorproject2-0)

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    you see, jared has this problem of saying things in almost an autopilot mode. whenever he approached someone, he'd say something either stupid or insulting, or both, most of the time.

    the thing is, he lies a lot. like, way too much. lies about little, meaningless things. more than a normal person should, or would anyway.

    (jared is not a normal person, but everyone already knows that.)

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    “For what it’s worth,” Connor says casually, “I don’t think you should die tonight.”

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    “What if we faked dated to try and you know make them jealous?" Jared suggested as he and Alana laid upon Jared's roof, staring at the stars above them.
    "You think we could pull it off?" Alana asked as she turned to face Jared.
    "I mean why not, we both did theater for a year might as well use this to our advantage." Jared shrugged staring into his best friends eyes.
    "Alright deal." Alana said as she reached her hand out to Jared and the two of them shook on it.

    Jared had a huge problem. The problem at hand being Connor Murphy.
    Alana also had an issue. Her issue being her crush on Zoe Murphy.

    Or in short Jared and Alana pretend to date to try and make Connor and Zoe Jealous.

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    based off of one good reason by hunter hayes. uh yeah I feel like it’s post good for you kleinsen

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    Jared Kleinman was an average teenage boy- well on the surface level anyway, he seemed sexually frustrated out of his mind and took every opportunity to crack a dirty joke- normally at the expense of his “friend” Evan. When you got into it however, Jared Kleinman is far deeper than he’s cracked up to be because he’s just that good at hiding it.

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    at their schools' gay club, jared wonders why he had to fall for evan hansen, of all people. evan hansen, whose head is currently resting on jared's lap.

    // yes i changed the wording of a line from taylor swift's 'gorgeous' and called it a title. whos gonna stop me

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    the first day of school, jared runs away from connor.

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    Jared is a Good Friend (/pining gay disaster) helping Evan get ready for a swim meet.

    the title is from gorgeous by taylor swift

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    “The objective here is to show that I was a good friend. That I was trying to help him.”

    Objective? What a nerd. Jared tried to hide the soft smile that threatened to break through his stony exterior. “Oh, my God.”

    He grabbed the laptop back.

    // the sincerely me letter writing scene, w/ dialogue mostly from the novel.

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    Jared loses a friend. But will he find one as well?

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    “Friends with benefits,” Jared said, reaching over to Evan’s bedside table for his glasses. “All the fun of the relationship without actually having one. Come on, Evan, what do you say?”

    'I should say no. This is a horrible idea' Evan thought to himself. But out loud, he found himself saying, “Okay.”

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    Connor should've been the one to kill himself in the middle of the night, at least that was his plan. After seeing Evan, the guy he called out earlier that day for writing a letter about Connor's sisters, kill himself, Connor's life takes an unexpected turn.

    Especially when he starts seeing Evan, even when he's not high.

    [Or: if Evan committed suicide instead of Connor]
    [This story contains drug abuse, suicide, cursing and all that jazz. If you are sensitive for that kind of stuff, this is your warning]
    [also posted on wattpad]

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    Man, Jared's acting weird today. It seems like everyone is noticing something off about him. What's up with him?

     

    Read the notes before Chapter 1.

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    The most drama-filled high school ever. Connor is suicidal. Michael Doesn't understand. JD wishes he could start over. Suicide, Self-harm, and angst are only the tip of the iceberg.

     

    I suck at summaries so bear with me.

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    An email that was never meant to be written, a relationship that never existed, and a crush on a boy he never dreamed could be his. Evan Hansen is about to get the one thing he’s always wanted: a chance to live his best life. But is it really his best life if it costs him everything he's ever loved?

    Or, the world of DEH takes a sharp turn when Jared's line about Connor rubbing his nipples convinces Evan to incorporate that into his trail of lies.

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    Everything that reminded Jared of high school was in a box at his parents’ house. Not that he wasn’t nostalgic, he would sometimes spend hours rifling through his memories, but everything related to high school caused him to feel a special sort of emptiness, and he wasn’t a sadist. No, he’d much rather forget high school ever happened.

    ///

    in which jared uses music to cope and a certain long lost friend (crush) finds out after three years of radio silence.

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    Evan is an android, he was purchased by the Murphy family. Evan knows something is wrong with him, and he hates it.

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    Zoe wants to start a garage band. She remembers a time when both her and and Evan were in chorus together, he got a solo when he was in 7th grade and marched through it with only one flat note.

    Connor: Guitar
    Zoe: Bass
    Jared: Drums
    Evan: Vocals

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    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    2
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    37
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