19 Works in Janei Lannister

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    “I have an addiction. I am chemically addicted to the hormones released during orgasm.”

    “Martian women can’t come,” Vad Varo said. “God knows I’ve tried.”

    “I learned to access the thoughts of my lovers while they received orgasm.”

    “I didn’t know that was possible.”

    “You know about addiction among my people.”

    “You’re having classic withdrawal symptoms,” Vad Varo said. “Anxiety, tremors, probably headache, agitation and racing pulse, too.”

    “When does it become fatal?”

    “That’s rare. You can move on to nausea, hallucinations, seizures. And then you slowly recover.”

    “So it will not kill me, only allow the Others to easily kill me.”

    “And me with you,” Vad Varo said. “Princess, I could try . . .”

    “That will not work,” I said. “I attempted to receive orgasm from your thoughts as you stroked your sex organ, when you believed me asleep.”
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    John Carter and Dejah Thoris of the Burroughs novels are mis-directed to the world of Game of Thrones, fulfilling two separate prophecies. Carter is a Confederate officer; his ideas might be considered unenlightened. Dejah is very good at killing people, but she feels bad about it.

    Updates at least once per month.

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    Sansa Stark est montée sur le trône de fer, mais elle n'est pas la reine qu'elle aurait dut être. La louve était restée mariée à Ramsay Bolton, qui était devenu le roi consort des Sept Couronnes, et avait pris Lord Baelish pour main de la reine. Des temps bien sombres étaient à venir pour le royaume.

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    [UA. 6x10] : Lancel Lannister ne pensait pas survivre ce jour-là. Il avait tort. Récupérant lentement de ses blessures, après avoir empêché l'explosion du septuaire, avec à ses côtés des alliés inattendus, il commençait à comprendre qu'il avait commis des erreurs. Et qu'aujourd'hui plus que jamais, la route vers la rédemption serait longue. Loras/Lancel, Margaery/Tommen, Braime.

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    Visenya Targaryen and Jaime Lannister are bound by the gods to each other to write past wrongs done by their Houses to the realm, to their families, and to themselves. However, gods rarely make redemption easy or convenient. Yet, if successful they will rise to find glory in the Spring.

    Also known as the tale of a righteous not-so-royal and her boy-toy peppered with commentary by the Dashing Dwarf of the West, the Princess of the East, the Castellan of the Realm, the Bastard of the Hills, the Lady of the North, The Master of War, and the Head of the Queen's Guard.

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    Winterfell was home. Casterly Rock was a burden.

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    [Spoil de toutes les saisons] : Recueil de drabbles et d’OS sur le couple Jaime/Brienne.

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    Short One-Shots that belong to the Deception universe but don't generally take place during Keep Me Deceived.

    Can be read as stand alone I guess if you know the basic idea of Keep Me Deceived

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    "Being in the wrong place at the wrong time" doesn't even begin to describe it. A peace treaty, one silly rumor and one unexpected guest was all it took for Arya Stark to suddenly find herself pressed into marriage to Tywin Lannister.

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    Set on a case scenario where Joffrey never dies, Tyrion Lannister is granted Casterly Rock with the sole purpose of giving it an heir. And so Sansa Stark assumes the role of the new Lady of the Rock, and is now trapped in the very heart of the lion's den. And though she is willing and excels to fulfill her duties as lady of the castle, will she ever bring herself to love the stranger by her side?

    Explore the Journey of Sansa and Tyrion's relationship as it evolves through the years living in Casterly Rock.

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    Sansa tries to make her best out of her forced marriage to Jaime Lannister.

    >>Second part of 'Make me feel' series.<<

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    That sequel to 'I Became the Daughter and the Son' that I've been promising to write for months. Yaaay!

    **If you have not read the aforementioned fic, this will be rather incomprehensible.

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    Most Lannisters died down, so it comes the moment to decide who will rule Casterly Rock.

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    The War of the Five Kings may be over, but the Lannisters still need House Tyrell. To strengthen their alliance, House Lannister sends its last daughter to wed the future Lord of Highgarden and save her family. But will she learn to love her future husband? And can she guide herself and her House through the wars to come?
    (Rewrite!)

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    Others may pity her and whisper 'spinster' behind her back, but she's lived the only life she ever wanted - Cersei on her deathbed, looking back on her life, feeling happy and content

    Prompt: Tywin, Cersei - Old Maid AU (old ASoIaF kink meme prompt)
    Tywin is so intent on Cersei becoming a Queen that he manages to destroy any chance of making a match with someone worthy of her. Cersei grows old and dies in her Father's halls; forever an unwanted maid.

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    I still don't know exactly where this will head, but it's kind of a romantic crack!fic. It's my guilty pleasure to deconstruct Tywin, I guess. Please be lenient with me in that respect... ;-)

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    It's a brand new year at Maekars Boarding Academy. The students are dreading or loving the new year. With many new students, a certain event will change the face of the school. How will the students cope when it effects almost everyone in the school?

    Daenerys is Maekar's great granddaughter. His story is kinda cool so I used his name.

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    Ellaria wanted Cersei's tears when she killed Myrcella. What she got instead was the tears of her would-be nephew, Trystane, and the family he took after Myrcella.

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    Set years after all war has ended in Westeros, Sansa is headed back to Winterfell for the first time in years. All of Sansa's POVs take place one after the other. All other POVs fill in the gap between the end of the wars and Sansa heading north. Flashbacks include Bran's struggles as the Lord of Winterfell, Rickon being Rickon, and Arya's own internal struggles. For even though war may be over for the Stark family, happiness is a challenge not yet won.

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    A brand new Arya/Jaime story, separate from 'Be the Lightning in Me,' and an apology to readers offended/pissed off by the ending of 'Field of Fire.' Jaime, still in possession of both his hands, escapes the Starks and rejoins Lord Tywin, who has been amusing himself at Harrenhal for the past four years. There, he meets Father's cupbearer, a girl who would like nothing better than to stick a knife in his back.

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