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    Dirk has to run from his friends that are acting weird, and figure out how to get away from them and survive. Overcoming past problems and having to face new ones how will he handle this new loop life threw at him as he realizes that not only is he in a doomed timeline but that there's no escape from it or from his friends hunting him down.

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    When John bought a car, no one was surprised. I mean, do I even have to tell you why? What kind of nineteen year old catholic boy doesn't want a shiny new ride to impress the ladies? Not this kind, for sure.
    The teen had been saving up for a while to spend all his money on a beat up Volkswagen, save a little put to the side for gas money. His father wondered why John would take any interest in some old van, but never questioned the boy. He was growing into a fine young man and could most definitely start to make his own decisions .
    What no one expected -not even John- was for the new driver to pack a small back of clothes and a sleeping bag into the back of his van, announcing to friends and family that he was going off on an adventure.
    When anyone would ask John, "Why?" he would simply reply with "Why not?" followed by a reassuring grin.
    "But you'll miss Mass. What about school? College? Don't you have a girlfriend? What about a job?!" Each question was always silenced by the same answer. "Why not? These are all things I can leave behind, can't I?"

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    Inspired by medievalstuck by my friend the frog and fantasystuck by egosweetheart. :3

    The war between Prospit and Derse had ended and a treaty signed to prevent further destruction of the two kingdoms.
    The ruling royals of Derse have been dethroned and Amporas have taken over.
    Your name is Dirk Eloise Strider and you've just witnessed a coup from the Amporas and have been forced to flee.
    Your name is David Elizabeth Strider II and you've just escape your execution.
    Your name is Rosette Thea Lalonde and you just gotten news of the coup in your home kingdom.
    Your name is Cronus Ampora and you're escorting a mysterious seer/representative of Prospit to Derse.

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    Dave and Karkat are sent on their first quest, the new adventure allowing them to get to know each other as never before. Through their journey and with their new deepening relationships; can they save the kingdom as their destiny requires?

    (I'm horrible at summaries sorry. Rated M for later Violence)

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    Five gods rent a flat in Manhattan. That sounded like the start of a bad joke.

    In which Loki Silvertongue is not the only lost god who falls to a world that isn’t his own.

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    What if in A06A05, when the Tricksters got to LOTAK, Roxy, Jane, and Jake just fucked Dirk instead?

    That's literally it.

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    The computer monitor in Dave's bedroom played a movie on Putlockers, every baby pirate's favorite movie theft website. It was Eraserhead, playing silently, with no audience to watch it, the auteur-child and the baker-child having both fallen asleep mid-marathon, unable to keep their eyes open above the surface of wakefulness. Eventually, the ocean of slumber came for everyone, even if you were watching as many David Lynch films as you could find and cram into your sixteen-your-old-skull at the time. Dave was very strongly convinced that movie piracy was a victimless crime, and, well, I'm certainly not going to contradict him in this narration.

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    what goes on in janes head after the whole thing

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    DAVE: no seriously
    DAVE: it can literally do anything
    DAVE: like
    DAVE: talk to anything drive anything calculate anything
    DAVE: this thing is smart as fuck
    DIRK: Can it make babies and play football?
    DAVE: yeah dude totally

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    A retelling of the 2018 thriller, Upgrade, because everything is Homestuck. A good old fashioned high-tech revenge fantasy romp around a city that runs on machines in the near future; complete with AI, Striderian angst, and run on sentences, just like Mama used to make.

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    Dirk Strider has to kill Jake English.

    He's not the only one. Won't be the last. He has no choice if he wants to keep his brother alive, and for that, he would do anything the world asked of him.

    Jake English has to keep them alive.

    He never asked to be a leader, just wanted to make sure his friends had enough to stay on their feet.

    It's too late to turn back now.

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    Jane had control of the radio today - she and her Dad alternated on and off - and that meant that the old, busted boombox from her father's childhood was attuned to the local 80s top pop hits station. It had been retrofitted severely by her father's skillful hand, bluetooth receiver, Sirius XM Radio that they never used because the subscription lapsed, new internals, all the bells and whistles that could be accomplished without ruining its tinny, creaky sound. "Take... on... me...!" Jane sung quietly under her breath in her best choir girl voice, making sure she was keeping sharp in the off-season where school was no longer a necessity due to days off. Gotta keep those throat muscles trained for singing, Jane!

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    Karkat Vantas moved to Earth for his own safety and wants nothing more than to graduate college in peace. The universe has other plans.

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    So, it is just the one set of slitted white eyes, that will be woolled over when the night is done, as there’s only the one member of the Midnight Crew fastidious enough to truly be a thorn in her side. Oh, Slick’s brilliant, even she can admit that, but when Strider can work him into a frothing rage easy as anything, he’s hardly a problem. And Clubs is a dear, really, but all he needs is a nudge in another direction, and Hearts? Well, Jane has mentioned previously how easily she handles him.

    No, it’s Diamonds Droog, that’s the problem.

    And Jane- sorry, John for tonight- is going to solve it.

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    Your whole life, "I tried and now I'm getting older"
    Your whole life, "I tried and now I’m getting closer"

    - Oliver Tree, Miracle Man

    Years after the game ends, someone wakes up in a fridge.

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    The living room of Lalonde Manor was a popular hangout spot for many of the friend circle, old and new, for many reasons. For one, it was preposterously large, as was everywhere in Lalonde Manor, a gaudily oversized estate with cavernous interiors comparable to an actual water-hewn cave in the side of a mountain, open concept enough that privacy of voice was nearly impossible without a tiny little whisper. There were also the facts that Mom Lalonde was very free and loose with alcohol, perhaps slightly irresponsibly (although she always made sure she was sober and kept watch if any of Rose's friends wanted to steal a nip), and that Rose had a cat. Cats were fucking awesome. Correction, cats are fucking awesome.

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    Just because the game is over does not mean the questing is done. Whether it is a call from the abyss or an imminent natural disaster, there are some perils only the gods can circumvent.

    Some are crushed under the weight of the responsibility, while others run away

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    When a child makes a mistake, it's easy to choose anger at their perceived wrongdoings. Dad has never seen the easy road as the right road, though.

     

    Written for the 2021 Parentstuck Zine!

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    Dad Crocker's old radio pumped out top 40 alt rock hits quietly into the scent-filled kitchen through tinny, old, busted speakers, pulled through a lifetime of use by the screwdriver skills of friends and relatives and the occasional RadioShack employee, back when RadioShack was a thing that existed. Unfortunately, or, perhaps, fortunately in some ways for John, this was not the sort of baking that required a second set of hands, although they still watched the pan in an attempt to be helpful. A slight hiss of steam came from the crouton-like chunks of bread being cooked on the butterless surface of a ceramic pan, and with their dainty fingers, they reached down and flipped over every piece individually. Don't worry, they washed their hands.

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    here be monsters

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    "So yeah, that’s it. You have it so, so bad for this guy. Like glancing-in-his-direction-and-doodling-hearts-in-your-notebook kind of bad. (Though not really, because fellas is it gay to draw hearts while yearning? Of course it is.) But he thinks you’re a straight/in denial asshole and he doesn’t know that you’re already completely fucking hard and all your friends are out there listening to what is unequivocally gonna be the worst seven minutes of your life."

    (written for a kink meme prompt involving davekat doing 7 minutes in heaven, pantscum, embarrassment, and both of them pining after each other. how could i possibly resist that?)

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