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    = = = > DAVE: Notice the Door opening behind you.

    What?

    The thing that you hear next is a small creak coming from the Door that you just so happen to be standing in front of, back to it so that you can watch all of your friends. Terezi is the first one to notice something, probably sniffing it out with that keen snout of hers, and before long Rose’s head snaps towards your direction too, eyes slowly widening as she let go of Kanaya’s hand, using it to latch onto one needlewand as the other raises to point.

    You think that she says something, maybe something along the lines of, “Behind you!” but you don’t get the chance to see it clearly. As your head turns, you catch a glimpse of a black mass there, one with a white face. You have no time to react. And even if you did, what the hell would you do? This is something from the universe that you all created- this is one of your creations, technically, and it’s apparently strong enough to open up this literal Door to the Void.

    You have no time to react as a skeletal hand clamps over your mouth and drags you back, through the Door.

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    Tell me where you’ve seen my life—
    you’ve been biting my hands and knocking me down
    down to the ground.
    Tell me where you’ve been my life—
    I see only what you see, face who you face,
    be who you want to be.

    Clashing lies and clashing thighs.
    Clashing chasing changing minds.
    Tell me what you’ve seen, tell me where you’ve gone,
    tell me where you’ve been.
    Tell me what you saw.

    — Blonde Redhead, ‘Spring and by Summer Fall

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    you, dave strider, famous texan director, billionaire, and most eligible bachelor, have met the funniest fucking troll you've ever seen in your life in the stupidest circumstances.

    is it weird you kind of want to pay his bills since he got fired right in front of you? that's weird, right. holy shit you're a creep.

    wow, you're just like the assholes you hate. too bad you don't have the time to unpack that!

    (any explicit scenes will be clearly marked.)

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    11/?
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    Five gods rent a flat in Manhattan. That sounded like the start of a bad joke.

    In which Loki Silvertongue is not the only lost god who falls to a world that isn’t his own.

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    151/?
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    After a betrayal by a friend, Terezi Pyrope just wants to trade memes, make allies, and survive the Scholomance. She's on her way to do that, until a rebel princess saves her life and old tensions flare. Between the hungry monsters of the school, romance in the air, and an evil sorceress with half the school in her pocket, Terezi may not survive the year...

    A Scholomance x Homestuck crossover. Please bear with me, I'll try to explain what I can.

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    Depois de ganhar o jogo, a preocupação dos vencedores se torna se adaptar ao novo mundo. Com a rotina completamente mudada e muitas oportunidades para tudo virar uma merda, Karkat não está muito seguro sobre como seus amigos, trolls e humanos igualmente, estão lidando com a situação.

    É bom que ele tenha Gamzee para fazer companhia e mantê-lo calmo, mesmo que ele também tenha seus próprios problemas.

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    Karkat joins the crew of the Federation vessel Curiosity, ostensibly as a junior medical officer. But as one of two Alternians in the Federation and the only one who chose to join Starfleet, nothing is ever that simple.

    “The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few” -Troll Ray Bradbury, probably.

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    Candy Jane attempts to form an alliance with her rival, who is meatier in more ways than one. Written to fill the prompt "characters meeting another version of themselves".

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    Your name is Vriska Serket, and after all this time, you're finally in a band. But why does the keyboardist have to be so unreasonably hot???

    A Humanstuck College/Rock Band AU where Vriska Serket, Kanaya Maryam, Nepeta Leijon and Terezi Pyrope form a college rock band. Where exes are friends, the drama is neverending, new crushes are formed, girlfriends date and break up and get back together again, old wounds forgiven, drugs are smoked and music is made.

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    Dirk blinked slowly, and he took his left hand to place it on top of mine. “You worry too much”.

    “Worry is all I have these days. Worry about death, about whether my money will last forever, about Jane and Roxy… I’ve become unbearable”.

    Dirk looked at me with an expression only he had while the skin on my cheeks trembled and my eyes went up and down his face. I felt my chest get heavy, and there it all came. First, it was the sigh, and then the crying.

    (Where Jake English receives a visit. It's as simple as that).

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    two gods, one robot, and one troll on a spaceship. shenanigans ensue.

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    3/?
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    Kanaya confronts a de-crockertized Jane...and gets a bit corrupted herself.

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    Hal: Alright kiddos, gather 'round. Got some good news, some bad news and some sorta in between news.
    Hal: First off everyone owes Dave 50 bucks, turns out he's right about the theory of Jane busting out aliens and that's why everyone has lost their collective shit all over the place.
    TT: What.
    EB: what!
    GG: omg what!
    TG: what
    GT: Great scott!
    TG: nice one jake you totally ruined the family whatening that was going on
    TG: but seriously what

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    Detective Karkat Vantas sits at his squelching desk in the too-small bullpen of the Chytrid station and wishes, not for the first and probably not for the fucking last time, that he'd gotten out of this business when he had the chance.

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    11/?
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    Jane Egbert moves across the country with her aunt, to a small town in suburban New York.
    She does not enjoy this one bit.
    That is, of course, until she meets the girl next door- Roxy Maryam-Lalonde- and everything gets flipped a little turn-ways.

    (Or, 'In which Jane Egbert is not convinced she may be not-quite-heterosexual, and so goes on a series of ill-advised attempts to beat the lesbian allegations, all the while falling for the girl next door; in which the aforementioned girl next door, Roxy Maryam-Lalonde, does her absolute damnedest to woo the new girl on the block; in which June Egbert is bad at dating in her 30's; in which someone let Dave Strider be a teacher; in which Karkat Vantas owns a pizzeria, and is the second-most-angry Italian in New York; and in which Jake English knows more than you give him credit for.')

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    “John can’t tell what Roxy is thinking. She’s so warm and open and inviting, but when John looks into her eyes... it’s almost like staring into a voi—”

    Who is the person behind those eyes? And does she even know herself?

    This story explores Roxy's character, provides more context for her actions, and shows the wonders and horrors of the Candy Timeline from her perspective.

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    A questionably paranormal encounter during an archaeological dig sends Jake English on a quest to find evidence for the existence of ghosts. He is joined by Dirk Strider, relatively new friend and cynical nonbeliever. It's only a matter of time before shit gets crazy.

    (Inspired by the beloved ghoul boys of Buzzfeed Unsolved.)

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    11/?
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    50
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    99
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    12
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    Cinco deuses alugam um apartamento em Manhattan. Isso soava como o começo de uma piada ruim.

    Onde Loki Língua de Prata não é o único deus perdido que cai em um mundo que não é seu.

    (Tradução da fanfic "A Lullaby For Gods" de Aseraphfell, fanfic original em: https://archiveofourown.org/works/8868388)

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    214,073
    Chapters:
    37/?
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    41
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    John has been watching over the magical golden feather for years, ever since his dad entrusted it to him to protect. He's never had a lot of direct contact with all the magic stuff before, despite his mother being from *there* (the other world, that is), but that all changes when the feather starts to glow and suddenly the Strider twins are dropped directly into his life.

    John may not know much about the power struggles happening in the other world, or have any idea how to fight off bounty hunters and mind lords, but he does know one thing: he’ll do whatever it takes to get those boys back where they belong, even if he has to drive across the country on an extended road trip and fail high school to do it.

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    5/33
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    Seven years ago, Jake went out for coffee with a man named “Hal,” a simple first date that sparked a whirlwind romance and the kind of happily-ever-after marriage only found in fairytales.

    All that came crashing down one night when someone came to their door with a picture of “Hal,” asking about Dirk Strider, and Jake— realizing he’d been lied to for years— left without saying goodbye.

    Weeks in the future but not many, Dirk tries to repair whatever might be left of their relationship. But what part of his past could be so unspeakable that he’d forge a whole second identity just to escape it?

    (heavily inspired by 36 Questions, the musical podcast, but you don’t need prior knowledge of that to read the fic!)

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    30,215
    Chapters:
    8/9
    Collections:
    2
    Comments:
    30
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    60
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
    993

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