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    Sadly enough for Dave, he was Schizophrenic. He could see the Angels. He guessed it was better than them not being there. But it was pretty upsetting and depressing to see their blood-stained skin every day. But the one thing that brought Dave to tears the most is that Harley’s eyes were ALMOST WHITE… And the four of them knew, Jade, John, Rose, and Dave, they all knew that meant her business here on Earth was done… She could move on. No, she had to move on.

    Rose and John had been trying to hide it, but their eyes have been getting paler as the days with Dave went by. What Dave used to look into as electrical lime, vibrant violet, and deep sea blue, were now just barely alive sclera. It… It made Dave wanna… It made him…

    ( or: Dave likes a guy who's a major douche to him so he confronts his dead friends about doing the same as they did )

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    Listen, I don't have much time to say this. Something big is happening in Skyrim, shit, even all of Tamriel. We got dragons, there, and here. There was an attack, there in Helgen you see? Then there was another, and another, here and then here. Then theres, this, this dragonborn? And the Thalmor all are all up their own ass to find them. But then, I was going through birth records, and I found an absolutely ancient high elf. Calls herself nowadays the, um, the Condence? Condesce? Got a real hard on for being the empress. But then, I learned about an order for the Dark Brotherhood assassinate to the emperor, and they actually went through with it. Imperials just think everything's dandy and fine, but no, they have a high elf for Empress now. What's even worse, is someone killed Ulfric Stormcloak. Hey that's a good thing right? He's racist right? Wrong. This is the start of something huge. His death paved the way for the Condesce to grab control. She's got the legion wrapped around her finger. The thing is, the thing is she isn't a vampire, and the average high elf lifespan is far less than her age. How old is she? 5000 years old. Now what the hell is happening here? Shit! We gotta go, they're here!

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    Kurloz Makara doesn't like Cronus Ampora, despite him occasionally attracting business with his street performances. He finds him to be a smug, rude, narcissistic asshole with too many layers, too many reasons to not like what he's hiding. He wants to peel away those layers and tear down the human's walls. And no matter what the others say, he's not flushed for the asshole... Right?

    Cronus Ampora thinks Kurloz Makara is a fucking creepy asshole who grates on his nerves. He finds the tall troll to be a smug asshole who likes to piss him off for no reason other than to get a reaction out of him. He knows there's something more, but he's not making a dent in the troll's barriers.

    It doesn't help that they prefer the company of few and far between, but when Kurloz opens up to Cronus, and Cronus opens up to him, they see a lot more than they expected. In the background of this mess, Karkat is planning out a movie as Jade collects money on who will crack first.

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    The dead trolls, Davesprite, Hal and the dead Vriska killed by Terezi are all alive again. And human. While the winners of the game are well into their new lives on Earth C, everyone else was thrown into yet another Sburb session. The Gamma universe, to be exact, with the aid of Davesprite's mostly intact memory and the also alive again dancestors, there mission is to come out with all of them alive this time

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    Roxy, Jane, Dirk, Calliope and Jake have settled into a cabin in the woods and they get a visitor and the infected to something unexpected

     

    [yes i based them of cordyceps]

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    When Jane and Roxy were 16, they were close. Really, really close.

    Five years later, it seems like the world has come between them- Jane Crocker is the heiress to a major company, and Roxy Lalonde is definitely not an alcoholic, no, unquestionably not, obviously. They might have been almost-lovers half a decade ago, but can they remain anything now?

    Dave Strider is barely an adult, but he already has some stories that he never wants to tell. Living to not tell those stories, however, has left him isolated, anxious, and hundreds of miles from where he grew up. Will he make it?

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    In a new universe, Karkat gets frustrated and maybe a bit impatient with how long it's taking the human kids to remember themselves so he decides to do something about it.

    His plan may involve fucking shit up but eh, you do what you have to.

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    Dave Strider is the cool one, with shape-shifting abilities and a smart attitude.
    John Egbert is the funny one, with an arsenal of pranks and a people friendly attitude that slides suspicions off him. Together, they are unstoppable and a teacher's worst nightmare.

    A story of love and friendship as two boys grow up together, live their life together and die together.

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    Wouldn't it be so lovely if a little red string brought you to your soulmate? but what if there was multiple and you had to cut them to see which ones where real. John Egbert and all of his friends are in high school and college, simply finding out themselves...but is that really it?

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    The SCP Foundation successfully contain eight extraordinary, dangerous subjects whose powers prove detrimental to the human population on earth. This is the documentation of them and their life here, at Site-██.

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    who wants to join me in my bed ???( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)??? WE CAN BUILD A PILLOW FORT WEEEE

     

    just a cute, fluffy fic of which i terribly executed

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    A run of the mill demonstuck au, because why the hell not.

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    A collection of requests from my Tumblr or on here.

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    This is mostly to get myself back into the writing process and seeing as I try not to judge any ships, as long as it's not incest I'm taking requests! Of varying degrees of sfw/nsfw because that's also something I'm okay with. (But until a sexual chapter comes up I'm just rating this Teen & Up).

    I'll also just post whatever comes to mind here if I drabble on.

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    Just read the title and tags. Ask and dare these cute babs.

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    Since he left Jake one year ago, Dirk has been lost. After all, it’s not easy wandering around homeless… especially when you’re a former enslaved spirit who is haunted by the memories of his kingdom and family all being destroyed. Or… were they?

    With events in the present bearing dark similarities to the tragedy of Derse thousands of years ago, Dirk realizes that time is running out. He needs to find his reincarnated siblings, relearn his powers, and discover the secrets his lost memories may hold before whatever force out there succeeds in killing them.

    He can't fail. But to win... he'll need hope.

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    This is a Betty Crocker AU with trolls in it. Crocker Corp is located in Alternia and is disguised as a friendly company selling baked goods.

    But in reality, The Royal Family (Who controls the company) tortures lowblooded trolls as slaves or sex slaves.The slaves are forced to bake cakes, cookies, cupcakes, etc. While the sex slaves are held in chambers below Crocker Corp, being fucked by highbloods.Also the Cherub Twins will appear in this but not now.

    The first chapter is like an origin story or a proulouge to the characters. Also you’re in second person as Jane.

    The plot somewhat kicks in in Chapter 3

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    Dirk has a plan, when he's 18 he's going to take Dave and get him the fuck out of their terrible lives and start over. Until then being the barrier between Dave and Bro is his only job, his soulmate is just going to have to wait goddamnit. Dave has a plan, it involves getting internet famous and not going gay, easy right? Karkat also has a plan, to repeatedly track down his dumb as rocks soulmate and get him to actually talk to him for fuck's sake.

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    40/?
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    Dirk Strider is recounting his memories at Skaia University. Back when he was 19, fresh-faced and more than slightly anorexic. He loves cigarettes and a boy named Jake English. Let's see where his memories take him.

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    1/?
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    Roxy can't help but distract her beautiful business babe girlfriend. Jane is glad for the distraction.

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