15 Works in Jane Crocker/Meenah Peixes

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    It's only kind of like that.

    Most of the time, it's like watching Ocean's 8 and The Great British Bake-Off to stop your gills from glubbing about whether to watch a documentary or a detective show.

    You're considering steering them towards Gordon Ramsay ship—they might like that.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
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    Kudos:
    12
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    Your name is Dirk Strider, and you've just been diagnosed with cancer. Whoop-dee-frickin-doo. It's not like your hotshot, movie director older brother gives two shits about you anyway. Besides, between furiously jerking off to thoughts of your ex-best friend and running a blog dedicated to your sexual attraction to puppets, you're pretty fucking sure you were already doomed.

    Your former friends are too caught up in their own drama: Jane with her pregnancy scare and glaringly obvious self-esteem issues, Roxy who just messaged a tit pic to half the student body (as if being an alcoholic isn't enough), and you aren't even going to talk about Jake, the boy who broke his leg falling out of a tree and befriended a cherub with a similar handicap.

    The only friend you have left is a depressed, agoraphobic troll with whom you chat with online, and he's too busy cultivating a hate-boner for his dubstep-loving downstairs neighbor and worrying about his drug peddling moirail's recent arrest to give you any time. It doesn't help that you've got the worst angel-demon troll tagteam nagging you to death during your final days.

    Can your life become anymore unintentionally ironic? Probably.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    13/?
    Comments:
    113
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    444
    Bookmarks:
    67
    Hits:
    9327
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    Jane has a secret: She wants Dirk Strider, and she wants Dirk Strider chubby. When she decides to ask him out, however, an unexpected guest makes things take a turn...

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    3,540
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    46
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    3084
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    Some of the smaller and self contained fics that I did for HSWC's Bonus Rounds. Rating, pairing and warnings by chapter.

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    13,307
    Chapters:
    10/10
    Collections:
    1
    Kudos:
    15
    Hits:
    380
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    This story isn't actually about them, though. This story is about the third princess, and you. Your name is Dirrik Stridr, you're a bronzeblood, and it all starts when you meet Roxana.

    Language:
    English
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    6,730
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Kudos:
    27
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    339
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    This is a prime example as to why thirty something year old business men should not bring home twenty something punks. They might give you something to live for again and then what will you do?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    57,963
    Chapters:
    13/?
    Comments:
    69
    Kudos:
    353
    Bookmarks:
    69
    Hits:
    8221
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    After Sburb, a new world was created, where humans were the dominant species, and trolls are less numerous, leading to them being subjugated and kept as pets by the elite. Dirk Strider, intern roboticist, discovers a troll in a tank at his new job at Crockercorp, and sets events in motion that will reshape the world for all trolls, forever.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    29,340
    Chapters:
    13/?
    Comments:
    61
    Kudos:
    558
    Bookmarks:
    83
    Hits:
    8576
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    Fills for the Homestuck Shipping World Cup Bonus Round 1.

    Lots of pairings, lots of characters. There will probably be more added.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    11,163
    Chapters:
    15/15
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    67
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    1731
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    Karkat wants to get his lip pierced [four times to be exact] and it turns out to be a really good idea.

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    4,036
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    412
    Bookmarks:
    28
    Hits:
    7560
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    In a world where trolls and humans coexist, however uneasily, Roxy Lalonde is an admitted disaster, Nepeta Leijon just wants to make an honest go of the city's first cat cafe, and the cat puns come fast and thick.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,195
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    19
    Kudos:
    149
    Bookmarks:
    28
    Hits:
    1648
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    Jane tries to concentrate on baking. Meenah will have none of that.

    For porn battle prompt "heiress, sass, baking"

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,900
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    58
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    1885
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    Meenah Peixes loves being a space pirate, but kidnapping sucks ass.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,493
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    40
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    1283
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    Terezi devises a plan to clean up Vriska and Meenah's dorm room, fast.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,274
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    17
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    500
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    Eight girls trying to find their way through the barriers between their species.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,952
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    95
    Bookmarks:
    16
    Hits:
    1788
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    The world has long since been flooded and is under the iron grip of the heiress, lucky for her she has a best friend who just wants her back.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,641
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Collections:
    1
    Kudos:
    8
    Hits:
    437

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