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    It’s more than just mind control and knowing where you end and where Crockertier begins is impossible to tell.

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    Prince Eridan Ampora has made a law that all lowbloods must wear magic on their necks to protect themselves, the highbloods and the kingdom from a threat that the lowbloods might pose. John Egbert and Rose Lalonde are pushed by their dreams to stop this horrible decree. Lead by a prophecy from ancient times, Rose's Seer magic, and strange helping hand and the determination to set things right, the pair will go to gather the foretold warriors to overthrow the royal bloods and the new command.
    This work is updated every other weekend.

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    It was suppose to be a normal day for Jane Crocker, work on the new laws, make sure the troll population was under control, deal with the stupid clown that was obsessed with her and then come home to a loving husband and their first born child.

    It was supposed to be that way anyway.

    What she actually came back to was a new husband that was destroying her home and her drones, demanding for a divorce and fiercely protective over their child.


    Waking up in Jake English's body after reviving from some death was bad, especially when it turned out to be drunken suicide. Waking up in Jake English's body during the Epilogue was even worse. Now he had a kid to take care of, a megalomaniac, fascist and tyrantess wife who's cheating on him with a deranged clown fuck, an existential crisis in realizing he was actually a part of the original Jake English and two brain ghosts who are just as confused on his situation as he was.

    But one thing was clear; He was taking Tavros and getting the hell away from Jane. Jane, Gamzee, the whole fucking Epilogue can kiss his ass, Dirk Ultimate was coming and he was NOT going to be involved with this horse shit.

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    in which the author tries to write a mixture of grease, west side story, and hairspray while not knowing anything about the 60s and fucking it up because apparently she wrote fight club in hee that isn't in the 60s but fuck it because she wanted to write a musical and she thought it would be a good idea and jesus christ this is long what was she thinking.

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    The inevitable heat death of the universe will one day leave what civilization currently calls home a barren wasteland. Or perhaps one's planet will be overtaken by tyrannical dictators who enforce an oppressive class system upon all tiers of life that now live there. But maybe, just maybe, the universe is a yin yang, containing two forces with opposite priorities struggling for control over the natural order of things and said universe's fate is entirely dependent on which side wins. Until then, if order is to continue at all, the multiverse needs more fuel for its fire so not to burnout too soon before Armageddon. For that, one must obtain a stable entropy source. For that, public servants are needed to smash negative feelings and grief wherever they can find them and extract the entropy from their cores.

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    On the twelfth hour of the thirteenth day of April, 1989, forty-three women around the world gave birth. This was unusual only in the fact that none of these women had been pregnant when the day first began.

    Lady Constance Crocker, bootylicious billionaire and intrepid entrepreneur, resolved to locate and adopt as many of the children as possible.

    She got eight of them.

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    - Read the Candy Epilogue beforehand -

    Dirk's grip on Jane has loosened, she realizes now, she has made a horrible mistake to many of her friends.

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    Read the title silly.

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    Satisfied Songfic for Dirk and Jake. Enjoy!

    Inspired by potato potato's 'Satisfied - DirkJake (animated)' on Youtube, go check it out!

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    Jake English is the current owner of Lil Ol Schoolhouse Daycare center. Unfortunately, the daycare is currently going bankrupt, and his own twin brother, Lord English, in a fit of jealousy is determined to close it down. What happens when a ghost from Jake's past, someone he once thought was his true love, comes around, and might just have the answer to saving Jake's beloved daycare center?
    (ALL SPELLING AND GRAMMAR NOW FIXED!)

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    12/?
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    Jane finds the strength to leave those feelings behind, but is this what Dirk and Jake really want?

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    7/?
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    Jake English just finished his third year of high school, and when a particular day of his Nanna wanting him to go out he goes out to Plum Beach, an abandoned beach when he sees a weird orange thing in the water, and with more investigation it looks like that giant goldfish was actually a mermaid- I’m sorry, merMAN.

     

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    Dirk Strider is the First Prince of his Kingdom, and next in line to the throne. With the human population dwindling away to nothing, and his older brothers madness growing stronger everyday, he struggles to find the will to go on, A sudden event brings everything on its head and his people are panicking. With very few to trust and nowhere to go, Dirk must make decisions that could lead to the downfall of his Kingdom and the loss of his friends, All he wishes is for his younger brother Dave to be safe, falling in love was not part of the plan.

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    The story of a Roxy Lalonde

    Prequal to Alpha camp.

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    The SCP Foundation successfully contain eight extraordinary, dangerous subjects whose powers prove detrimental to the human population on earth. This is the documentation of them and their life here, at Site-██.

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    At age 10, you receive a mark somewhere on your body that tells you about your soulmate. As you age, more marks will appear.

    Dave Strider is 13, and has 3 marks.

    He doesn’t know what his marks mean, or why he only has three. He just knows that his soulmate is out there, and that they need help.

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    Dirk Strider is a typical teenage boy attending high school in a suburb of Houston, Texas. He has to deal with an embarrassing stay-at-home dad, an annoying little brother, and typical teenage hormones fucking up his friend group, but other than that, he has a normal, standard life. Well, except for the fact that he thinks he’s gay, and nobody knows it except for him. Oh, and he’s also in love with someone he’s never even met.

    [This is loosely based on the movie “Love, Simon.” Hopefully, there aren’t any spoilers.]

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    "Wait, so, I'm essentially a magical girl?"
    "I mean, if that's how you want to think of it, then sure."

    After an incident leaves Roxy with magic powers and a small animal mascot, what else is there to do but fight crime in a frilly skirt? Includes, but isn't limited to, useless lesbians, references to magical girl animes, Roxy forcing Karkat to beta her fanfiction, Dave's nationwide hero discord, Dance students, emotional bonding, and just a little bit of magic to top it all off.

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    2/?
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    The game is over. The glitch that once threatened to infect reality is dormant. All that's left is to watch over the newly created universe as immortal godlike beings.

    It doesn't take long for a victory littered with casualties to feel hollow.

    A new threat lurks in the game the players left behind. Ghosts of strangers reach out for help in their dreams. And when doomed timelines branch off by the thousands, the alternate iterations of an old adversary never end.

    (Direct sequel to Constants & Variables)

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    3/?
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    676
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    Roxy, Jane, Dirk, Calliope and Jake have settled into a cabin in the woods and they get a visitor and the infected to something unexpected

     

    [yes i based them of cordyceps]

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