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    Dirk can't cook real food, Jane is horrified by what he does attempt to eat, and a very tiny secret plot ensues. Mostly, it's just the beautiful feeling of friendship.

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    Gamzee is starting his Junior year in high school when he meets a new kid named Tavros. They become close but Gamzee feels like Tavros is keeping something from him, and he soon finds out.

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    The inevitable heat death of the universe will one day leave what civilization currently calls home a barren wasteland. Or perhaps one's planet will be overtaken by tyrannical dictators who enforce an oppressive class system upon all tiers of life that now live there. But maybe, just maybe, the universe is a yin yang, containing two forces with opposite priorities struggling for control over the natural order of things and said universe's fate is entirely dependent on which side wins. Until then, if order is to continue at all, the multiverse needs more fuel for its fire so not to burnout too soon before Armageddon. For that, one must obtain a stable entropy source. For that, public servants are needed to smash negative feelings and grief wherever they can find them and extract the entropy from their cores.

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    Jane tries to keep Dirk's head screwed on straight, and despite himself, he really appreciates it.

    Just some friendship fluff.

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    One of the underrated negatives of living alone in a post-apocalyptic future is that you can't go down to your local library. Dirk wants, no scratch that, needs a certain book and only Jane can give it to him.

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    Sollux Captor has the worst luck possible. Not only is his girlfriend dead, but now, he's the latest victim in the string of attacks that have littered Alternia.

    Eridan Ampora is still learning the ways of being a vampire, and what rules must never be broken. With the police still baffled, he decides to test his limits, but only time will tell if he is caught or not.

    Xefros Tritoh has no clue what is going on. He's torn between his semi-abusive best friend who is leading a rebellion and the destruction of all vampires, and the only vampire that treats him like, well, a human.

    What will happen when plans change unexpectedly? Will the rebellion be the downfall of every undead vampire?

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    Your name is Dirk Strider. You are seven years old. Your mother and father are dead, your sister might be as well, and you are so painfully alone.

    Your name is Dirk Strider. You are sixteen years old. Your katana drips fuschia blood as your guardian stares disbelievingly at the blade protruding from her chest.

    Your name is Dirk Strider. This is your story.

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    It's been about a year since the big Fast Forward, and sure, things on Earth C aren't perfect for everyone. But they're fine. Really. It's fine. Everything is super fuckin' swell, and that's that.

    It's not like one night is going to change anything.

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    Dirk accidentally mutes Jane's messages without meaning to.

    It takes him three days to notice.

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    Dirk doesn't have an axe to grind with Jane, Jane doesn't particularly like Dirk encroaching on her monopoly, and both of them are trapped between a pair of rich and powerful siblings with more baggage than you can shake a stick at. There isn't much wiggle room here, but forcing some wiggle room is the specialty of their sibling/assistants.

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    "You're the queen of bakers," Dirk said, "dread mistress of all things battered and glazed. I bet you could even bake a mathematically perfect cake."

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    "The hover-train weaves its way through the towering buildings, their lights looking like comets as they fly by your vision, before passing by a few flickering holographic billboards, a few of which are for Crockercorp and its services. They all feature the same bright red logo and cheerfully smiling woman on them. They're a rather common sight, here in Skaia city.

    You pay them little mind."

    [Cyberpunk AU.]

    Self-employed sleuth 'Jane Doe' isn't necessarily an everyday Skaian citizen. Legally speaking, she's not technically even a Skaian citizen at all, let alone existent. She spends her days and nights in the city snooping for pay, and though she's got herself into the occasional problem in the past, she's always gotten out of it unscathed, thanks to her wit. Of course, there's a good reason why Jane isn't considered a real person by the city's database, and it's bound to catch up with her at some point, which she's well aware of. Things get even more complicated when she finds herself dragged into something quite a bit bigger than her usual mysteries, which lands her with more things to worry about than just remaining incognito.

     

    Do give the tags a look.

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    You are older than any human should be, but you look like a young man. Your name is Dirk, the Strider, and you are immortal.

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    With her dad in hospice care now and her life in shambles, Jane Crocker is in desperate need of a break from herself.

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    Jane Crocker is dead. The one girl chosen to save the world is no more. The vanquisher of the evil and the undead is deceased. The slayer is gone.

    Your name is Dirk Strider and your best friend is dead.

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    Dirk and Dave are living their first year alone while Dirk goes to college. Dirk struggles to balance raising Dave, his studies, and his growing attraction for a certain Computer Programming Major. Not to mention all the people he snipped out of his life like a baby who just got a hold of scissors for the first time trying to connect back with him. He really needs a drink.

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    In the year 2057, Dirk Strider finally has a plan to cure his best friend, Roxy, of her terminal illness. Saving her life, however, involves illegal street drugs, and an accidental visit by the Batterwitch herself.

    [You don't need to have watched the movie to undersand but you should probably read the first chapter. Not a crossover]

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    A short piece on a what if idea of mine involving Bro Strider and Nanna Egbert. This was a secret santa present for adreamingsongbird on Tumblr.

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    Skaia High is full of a strange assortment of characters; the douchebag who plays guitar (badly) to pick up chicks, the 17-year old who still carries around Pokémon cards, but everyone finds him attractive regardless, the girl who became a certified lifeguard at 14, the disguised albino, the girl who’s best friend blinded her in 7th grade, and a myriad of other odd friends. They are slowly finding their way, paving their paths as they grow up. This is a compilation of their stories.
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    John leads a pretty normal life, and so does Jane. When they start dealing with relationships in high school, with both new friends and old ones, they both find themselves wound up in all kinds of teenage drama.

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    You can't help but like your upstairs neighbor, even though he's a little shit who turns his music up way too loud at odd hours. He's this plucky little rustie with amazing horns, he knows how to slice and dice a guy in like two seconds, and once when you broke your thermal hull during the dim season he was neighborly enough to ask his palebro to fix it for you, even though ain't no way to get to know him in the course of normal conversation.

    Also, when his featherbeast lusus died... You weren't there when it happened but afterwards he was just like a little robo-dude, rambling on automatic behind his facade and not even knowing it was cracked to hell and back, pretending like it was just a fact of life and he didn't mind.

    So yeah okay you are vaguely pale on your upstairs neighbor.

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    How does a normal troll with no clue that the game ever existed see an ex-player, anyway? Especially one who used to be an alien. Hopefully a series of various outsider POVs.

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