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    Paul McCartney is engaged to a wonderful woman named Jane Asher, but they aren't soulmates. When meeting with a psychic (Ringo Starr), he learns that he's fated to see some major changes in the coming days. Bullshit. When things go bad with Jane, his friend (George Harrison) gives him a phone number and says the guy can help. Can a call boy (John Lennon) really be the answer to all his questions, though? Based on Dirty Deeds (Done Dirt Cheap) by AC/DC, and all the chapter titles come from the lyrics.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,626
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    20
    Kudos:
    48
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    512
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    Something ticked in Paul’s mind as the familiar words washed through him. When he looked at John, his friend was already looking at him. And suddenly, it all became clear: He remembered having that conversation more than 50 years ago. He remembered it too well.

    He had been thinking about it for years, wondering what he should have understood, how he should have reacted. If it was as meaningful as it had felt or if his memory had just romanticized it.

    “I don’t think a love like that obeys to any rules,” John went on, unaware of Paul’s agitation. “It’s not something that humans have created, not like a societal thing. It’s deeper than that, and that’s what some people are afraid of I guess, because they can’t control it. Whatever laws they create, they can never control it. A white lad will fall in love with a black girl.” He paused. “A lad with another lad. You know.”

    --

    Summer 2019, 77-year-old Paul wakes up feeling good and ready to face the day.
    And it would be a great day indeed...
    If he wasn't back in December 1965.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    164,066
    Chapters:
    40/?
    Comments:
    784
    Kudos:
    829
    Bookmarks:
    64
    Hits:
    15997
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    Through the years, John and Paul always found a way to celebrate with one another. Until the day John meets the girl he’s been waiting for. The day ‘next time’ became ‘the last time.’

    Language:
    English
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    4,379
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    24
    Hits:
    435
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    In the midst of the 1800s, in the middle of the Nevada prairie stood a boomtown named St. Catherine. The town was protected by the local Sheriff, Richard Starkey and their faithful Deputy, Paul McCartney. Despite the safety provided by the law enforcement of the town, the local Bandits known as the Quarrymen wreck havoc on the town.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,271
    Chapters:
    5/10
    Comments:
    66
    Kudos:
    31
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    402
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    John Lennon works as the apprentice of a well-known portraitist and is tasked to do the picture of the young Mr. Paul McCartney. He is the son of Jim McCartney, a wealthy and powerful landowner, and has the reputation of an arrogant, spoilt brat with a pretty face, who has a way of wrapping anyone around his finger. But soon John finds that things are not as straightforward as they may seem.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    149,155
    Chapters:
    24/?
    Comments:
    155
    Kudos:
    385
    Bookmarks:
    29
    Hits:
    6318
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    Paul got the flu and John wants to take care of him!

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    24,768
    Chapters:
    15/?
    Comments:
    20
    Kudos:
    112
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    2050
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    Paul had a ridiculous grin on his face. “Why’d you do that?”
    “Do what?” John finished what he was writing and looked up.
    “That thing with your hand.”
    “I don’t know.”
    “What does it mean?”
    “I don’t know Paulie.” John said with an endearing smile. “But it could be our thing.”

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    17,758
    Chapters:
    18/18
    Comments:
    82
    Kudos:
    129
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    2121
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    Four times John was under the influence when he kissed Paul, and one time he wasn't.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    13,361
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    58
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    887
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    Prince Paul is the Greatest Warrior of the Kingdom of Allerton. After his people conquer the kingdom of Mendip Hill, they find a mysterious figure. Paul is gifted something he does not want.

    Enemies from birth, the two could not possibly find love. But they just might.

    Okay the summary is shit but oh well.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    23,441
    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    81
    Kudos:
    103
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    1715
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    In youth Macca was considered the randiest Beatle (a journalist told Lennon that "McCartney would f*ck a tree if it wasn't moving.") Here he is, trying desperately to control himself. In a hospital room. With nurses all around, and a very stoned Jane Asher trying to get his pants down.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,704
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    22
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    249
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    If there's something that Inspector McCartney hates... well, that's thieves.
    When he is assigned with the case of the year, Hermes' case, the melomaniac thief, Paul knows he'll do anything to catch him.
    But unexpected events are hidden where we at least can imagine.
    Even in the music shop in front of his home, run by a certain John Lennon...

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    154,689
    Chapters:
    30/30
    Comments:
    303
    Kudos:
    254
    Bookmarks:
    25
    Hits:
    5180
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    yeah i know what a cheesy title

    Basically, Paul gets drunk one night during MMT filming and confesses his love for John. JOhn had been in love for yrs and is elated. but when Paul wakes up he remembers very little of the night before, will he tel John or try to make the relationship work, even with all the moral conflicts it brings up?

     

     

    Also Bob/George are my new fave pairing and I hope to write some solo stuff for them too.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    12,515
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    25
    Kudos:
    50
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    1241
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    Wanting to be free like he's been learning about in India, John tries to take his and Paul's relationship to the next level.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,065
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    66
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    871
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    In 1968 Paul McCartney and Jane Asher were on the verge of breaking up, but when Jane unexpectedly falls pregnant, they decide to get married. This is the story of the marriage that never happened between Jane and Paul.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,101
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    21
    Hits:
    258
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    India, 1968. John makes promises he can't possibly keep. Paul gets hurt in more ways than one.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,892
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    75
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    1438
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    Snapshots of John and Paul's tumultuous relationship as it progresses through the years. Chronicles 1961-1976.

    “It’s only me,” John reminds him. “You’re okay.”

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,384
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    85
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    1533
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    Paul sees flashes of memories as he works, experiencing them as if they were real. John and him learning cords together, John at the Woolton Fete, sex in Hamburg, sex in Paris, the four of them crying together in Florida, the air shaking with the force of screaming fans, smoking pot together in a tiny bathroom. It makes Paul’s vision blurry with tears.

    Paul has a bad trip. Ghost from the past haunt him. He's perched on a precipice. It's the beginning of the end.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,133
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    62
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    1035
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    In two separate towns, in two separate states, two separate boys are desperate to get out. John doesn't want to watch his life pass him by in the small town where nothing happens. Paul wants -- no, Paul needs -- to get away from his father. Their paths cross in San Francisco in 1967, where their lives will be forever changed.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    25,069
    Chapters:
    12/?
    Comments:
    17
    Kudos:
    74
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    1051
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    When Paul told George to look after his flat he expected it in a state after a party that he'd of thought George would throw.

    George pretty much expected that too, but the reality was he woke up to find was Paul's part of the flat completely gone. Yep, cut out neatly like a slice of cake. Paul completely oblivious and on holiday suspected nothing.

    The youngest must work out what happened to his friend's living quarter and John must work out his feelings for Paul, all must be done before Paul's holiday abroad ends.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,487
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    9
    Hits:
    245
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    "Are you going to stand there like a stupid maniac or are you going to hurry up and do something maniacally stupid?" and "Put shit in their un-shit to make it shittier than our shit."

    Are just two lines that describe the story in which George writes a book about the 'greatest love story of all time' obviously involving his meddling in John and Paul's love life.

    And bringing poor Ringo into it too.

    Will John and Paul (and probably Ringo) kill George and spend life in prison? Or will they fall in love (probably without Ringo) and live happily ever after?

    Even if it is with George

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    15,948
    Chapters:
    11/11
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    32
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    806

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