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    IT WAS A NIGHT OF bitter cold and almost-viscous fog when Death paid an unwelcome visit to the Frye family. In a flurry of words and wands, an ending occurred that should have been left a foretold tale- and Death took a mortal soul by the hand and led them to a place where none could escape. Born from fear, Death urged the young Abigail Frye to the art of potion-making. She brewed and boiled into the darkest hours of night for years- all to try and foil his hungry grasp. And she did. The legacy of Abigail Frye should have been one to survive centuries. Yet the world had a cruel way of taking everything from her.

    But Death could not take her light. The boy with tired eyes and sluggish steps who fell victim to the moonlight every month. His warm smile captured her heart and suddenly, the darkness was not so scary. Death could not take him- but he tried. Lycanthropy was a cruel hand, dealt to a boy who deserved it not. Remus Lupin suffered, and his friends could only do so much- for there was nothing in existence that could save him, or ease his pain. No cure, no tonic. No potion.

    But Sirius Black’s keen mischief had found Abigail Frye, and behind her moonlit eyes he knew his friend's cause was not yet lost.

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    It's like this.

    Sirius loves Remus. Remus loves Sirius.

    Lily thinks Remus and Sirius should date.
    (She also thinks James Potter is quite fit.)

    Meanwhile, James thinks that Sirius and Lily are snogging behind greenhouse three.

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    Instead of rebelling to his family like in canon, Sirius Black choose another way. By being even more Pureblood than both his parents and the House of Black can ever be. Read as how a single change of behavior change the whole society and how in the world a Pureblood custom in tea-making can defeat a Dark Lord?

    Wait, ignore the last one.

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    5/?
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    In which James has his arse handed to him (several times) and Remus cannot understand why he cares so much about what Sirius is up to.

    Or, Remus pines and James licks his wounds. Life goes on.

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    4/?
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    Remus’ palms slipped against the wooden floors. It was October, and his whole face and body felt alight with fire.

    ‘You—Wha—Walker?’ Peter stuttered out, at last, voice higher and louder than usual. ‘Mate, you’re…’

    ‘Queer, yeah.’ He gave the floor a sardonic grin that seemed to rip his lower lip apart. This was the first time he hadn’t said it just to himself.

    Or, Remus tells his friends he's into blokes. Shock, confusion and denial follows.

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    Cassiopeia Euphemia Black was born on May 25, 1980, in France. Her father, Sirius Black, has always been there for her, he's kind of her best friend since it's always been her, him, and Uncle Reg - and daddy's friend: Remus. But everything changes after her dismissal from Beauxbatons and her new schooling at Hogwarts where she meets Harry Potter who is none other than the son of the famous James Potter. Does her father knew James Potter? And what was their relationship? Can James be her father? And can Sirius and James get back together despite their tortuous past and the people who want to prevent their happiness? Here are all the questions that Cassie and her friends need to answer.

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    This is like all the WBWL, abandoned Harry, but with a twist.

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    Diya Kaur Talwar was secretive in the worst way.

    She read like an open book with her warm and optimistic personality. She was a tutor to many students at Hogwarts, from all houses. Diya prided herself on her ability to be liked by many, if not all.

    But, in reality, Diya had a closet full of bones that she had buried deep. At night they haunted her in her sleep, but when morning rolled around, she pushed the thought deeper and plastered her usual smile on her face.

    Diya was doing an excellent job of keeping her secrets buried deep, but all that changed when Sirius Black and the Marauders became determined to know the person behind the smiles and tutoring sessions.

    As a war begins to roll around, and people begin to choose sides, Diya finds herself struggling to hold on to her facade, and a certain nosey group of boys is not helping.

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    You all know how Harry Potter went. It was pretty inaccurate, in all honesty, and didn't focus on Fred and George nearly as much. Come on, let's go through what actually happened.

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    3/?
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    It's like this.

    Sirius loves Remus. Remus loves Sirius.

    Lily thinks Remus and Sirius should date.
    (She also thinks James Potter is quite fit.)

    Meanwhile, James thinks that Sirius and Lily are snogging behind greenhouse three.

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    When Severus Snape was young, his mother told him all about magic and Hogwarts. The school for young wizards and witches, nurturing them into respectable people of the mystical community. The beauty and happiness of being with your own kind, of fitting right in.

    Severus thought that his mother was on drugs.

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    6/?
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    It's the final battle, and Hermione wonders if it will ever end. Just when she's given up hope, she is given a chance to be reborn, to change everything, and she grasps it with both hands and pulls.

    Then she is Lyra Black, twin of Sirius Black. Her plan was to kill Voldemort and nothing else, but suddenly, James Potter is factored into the equation.

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    13/?
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    Sirius cree que Remus va terminar con él porque ya no lo quiere, pero antes de enfrentar aquella realidad, tiene un intentento más para resolverlo, el último intento.

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    It’s that time of the year again, and James really doesn’t go clothes shopping very often. Obviously.

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    Anosmia: having no sense of smell

    Remus has anosmia
    The wolf does not

    A little twist on an old favorite: amortentia fic

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    When the Marauders find a questionable spell to make them irresistible to the feminine population of Hogwarts, Remus has a feeling he'll be stuck cleaning up the mess. Severus is thoroughly entertained by the results.

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    In an incident of time travel and time turners, Fred, George, Lee, the Golden Trio, and Lyra (oc) are all yeeted back in time, to the Marauder’s Era. Prank wars ensue, and I think I’ll make this like an online rap battle. Who do you guys think won?

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    In which Sirius thinks of a genius work around for the “No Students Out Of Bed At Night” rule and Minerva isn’t impressed.

    Warning: Do not try this at home.

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    The Marauders Story told through Sirius Black's, Remus Lupin's, James Potter's, Lily Evan's , Marlene McKinnon's and Regulus Black's eyes. The main "story teller" is Sirius. This follows The Marauders throughout the years from when they first get their letters to the day the last one dies, that being Remus.

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    Dear Mr and Mrs Potter,
    We are delighted to invite you to celebrate the one year anniversary of the Ending of the Wizarding War! Professor Albus Dumbledore is inviting you to the Great Hall of the Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry on New Years Eve, the 31th of December 1982, to enjoy an evening of pride and idleness. Dresscode is Dress Robes or Evening Wear.

     

    There is a fancy gala dinner to celebrate the one year anniversary of the ending of the Wizarding War, and it not only has nice drinks and boring speeches, it also has Remus Lupin, Sirius' Ex, who left him four years ago to go undercover as a werewolf during the war. Will they be cool-headed and handle the reunion like adults?
    (Spoiler: no)

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    10
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    14
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    1260

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