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    Richard Hammond has a bit of a piss fetish.

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    100 word drabbles, Jeremy's reaction to Richard's latest big crash

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    After an interesting visit to New York to be on The Tonight Show, Rhett and Link head over to England to tape a New Year's Eve special with their new friend, Gordon Ramsay. It will be a trip that will create amazing memories and make their connection even stronger. And with a gift Gordon gives them, Rhett and Link will have more freedom and alone time then ever before. And…mhmm…they will use every damn second of it! As well as every damn surface.

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    Jeremy once said - jokingly - in an interview that he'd rather die than have either Richard or James do first aid on him......he never expected it to be put to the test though.....

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    James had dragged him out of their hotel in the middle of the night and then stuffed him into the back of a Bentley and driven off into the darkness to god knows where. [The episode where they drive the Romantic Road via Kissing, Bavaria, then Petting, Bavaria, to Fucking, Austria.]

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    James wasn't young enough to really enjoy his birthday, but he wasn't old enough to forget about it, either. So he went to the pub, was a bit miserable, and wished either were true.

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    Both Jeremy and James loved their Hammond, for more than a few reasons, but his small size was something they could both agree too.

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    Two bodies and two blankets.

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    Decided I wanted to write another funny Illyana story. As I tried to come up with an idea I hit upon using British Top Gear as the framework (yes alcohol was involved). This story takes place before Illyana regained her soul. Ahh, combined two of my favorite things. Now if only I could find an illustrator. I actually wrote the ending before Clarkson was "fired" by the BBC. Illyana takes on a more strong presense after the first few chapters.

    Bit of info for the reader. Top Gear (BBC) is the greatest auto show in the world. Illyana is a member of the Marvel comic universe (X-Men).

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    “That’s not gone well!” He muttered to himself as his feet met the ground again. “That’s not gone well.”
    A slightly panicked neighing caught his attention and just as he turned his head around he saw James falling off the horse next to him, hitting the ground full force. His eyes widened in panic and fear and his heart skipped a few beats as he almost stumbled across the brown grass to get to James.

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    James reflects on just how bad camping is.

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    The day started bad for both Jeremy who was plagued with a backache, and James who woken up to a cluster migraine. They bicker all day with Richard failing to referee and when they get home things get heated between the two older hosts to which Hammond suffers the consequences.

    “Jeremy’s raised fist never hit its intended target, instead it connected solidly with Hammonds delicate jaw...”

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    The main character meets the three “Top Gear” men when they are traveling through India, doing the Christmas special in 2011. Out of sympathy and a good heart, Hammond saves her. They start a friendship off-camera and in the end he takes her back to England. Something she wouldn’t even dream off. But not everything is a dance on roses. Hammond is married since 10 years and has two daughters, aged 9 and 11. What will they think about the situation? Will his wife, Mindy, accept that Hammond saved her from the goodness of his heart or will she suspect that there is more than just friendship behind the scenes?

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    Hello all!!!
    I’m still alive and here, it’s been a while since I last wrote.
    Here is a little drabble I’ve worked on, I hope it’s something y’all will enjoy as a nice welcome back.

    I didn’t necessarily have much of a plot apart from the guys and OC are on holiday in the Caribbean, so I kind of went along with what was in my head at the time so I hope it’s okay.

    It’s nice to be back, I missed you all.
    Enjoy :)

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    This is the first slash fan fic I've written since ages, I hope you all enjoy it.

    Originally written for the 2018 CHM advent challenge

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    They say you're not supposed to get the flu in the summer. Well actually, as one member of the Top Gear trio was about to find out, it turns out you can. And it's just as unpleasant as ever.

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    The trio had just finished driving up the Bolivian mountain’s “Death Roads”. Jeremy had abandoned Richard and James and after an accident, May had suffered from a panic attack. When he sees Jeremy in the morning he expects an apology and unknowingly needs a hug from Jeremy. May’s not usually the physical type and avoids contact when possible but the heights have been traumatizing and he just wants to feel safe...something that only Jeremy can do.

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    Empires Rise and Fall. But one shall rise again. There is One, who has been Chosen to carry on the Mighty Top Gear Dynasty...His name is Jeremy Clarkson...

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    James May dies, taking away any chances that Richard can realize what's been going on.

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    Uni student James May gets lost in London and luck leads him to some unexpected places.

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