19 Works in James Bond Is A Menace

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    Q is finally comfortable to try new things in bed but he sometimes lets his prejudices overcome him. Bond knows exactly how to coax his lover into it.

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    “胡扯,”Moneypenny不屑一顾地往他的方向挥手,“我已经安排好,星期五,一点。我把它列入你的日程表了,希望这会是一个不错的午餐约会,或许还可以一起吃顿晚饭。我会给你叫车,因为我不会让你迟到,或再次在地铁迷路。”

    Q想要抗议,但他记起了自己正在和谁交谈,然后马上折服。

    “好的,”他最终嘟囔道。 “但是当它以灾难收场时,我剩余的整个周末都要是空闲的。至少一周内你不能再插手。”

    “成交。”庆幸地Moneypenny答应了。

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    “Nonsense,” Moneypenny waved a dismissive hand in his direction, “I’ve already got it arranged. Friday, one o’clock. I’ve put it into your schedule and, hopefully, it’ll be a nice, casual lunch date with the possibility of dinner later. I’ll send a car around because I won’t have you late or lost on the Tube. Again.”

    Q thought of protesting, reminded himself of just who he was talking to, and quickly deflated.

    “Fine,” he finally grumbled. “But when it ends in disaster I’m free for the rest of the weekend. No meddling allowed for at least a week.”

    “Deal.” Moneypenny thankfully agreed.

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    It almost seemed fitting that after a life spent reading, and later writing fiction, she'd end up reborn in one. Once-Evelyn, Now-Alice, plans to make it further than 25 years into her new life. Figuring out that her older brother is *that* James Bond… throws a bit of a wrench in her vague plans of recreating her Before-life. Dealing with (read: suppressing) the issues she has from Before-her's life, she sets herself up a life where she can keep an eye on her reckless brother, and make sure that the stories Before-her remembers didn't just take artistic licence with his improbable survivals. Her brother was going to live to see retirement, dammit!

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    Bond isn't sure what to think of the new Quartermaster, of the high tech gear and the way the man is always in his ear thanks to mandatory ear pieces for all agents. The old Q hadn't required those things after all, and everything had worked fine.
    But Bond is a risk now, after Vesper, seeming to kill without noticing, without caring, and there are quiet rumors that he wont seduce his targets anymore, and that his drinking is out of control, so Q is told to keep a sharp eye on him and his mental health.
    Bond is irritated with the constant presence of Q, but somehow their traded insults turn into teasing jabs, and then genuine affection, and eventually they move from talking via earpiece on missions to texting every day, with messages growing more and more explicit as time goes on.
    But Q is nothing less than professional whenever Bond is around, and the agent has a hard time reconciling the aloof Quartermaster with the teasing devil that has him bringing himself off desperately at night to the naughty texts.
    Q is a man connected to his tech, and Bond is a man living in the field, and the only way to be together is offline somewhere.
    But which one is going to take the first step?

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    Q-branch gets more than it bargained for with a delivery of pastries. Q gets more attention from Bond than he thinks he can handle.

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    “Nonsense,” Moneypenny waved a dismissive hand in his direction, “I’ve already got it arranged. Friday, one o’clock. I’ve put it into your schedule and, hopefully, it’ll be a nice, casual lunch date with the possibility of dinner later. I’ll send a car around because I won’t have you late or lost on the Tube. Again.”

    Q thought of protesting, reminded himself of just who he was talking to, and quickly deflated.

    “Fine,” he finally grumbled. “But when it ends in disaster I’m free for the rest of the weekend. No meddling allowed for at least a week.”

    “Deal.” Moneypenny thankfully agreed.

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    Ever since Bond’s return from leaving with Swann, he seems to have set his sights on Q. Not even being flat out told about Q’s sexuality has served to deter him.

    Bond wants Q. But not for the reasons that Q or the rest of MI6 think.

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    Bond thinks that Q is working too hard on their honeymoon.

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    In which Silva still works for MI6, and has an unhealthy fixation on the Quartermaster. Bond does, too, but he's a lot less creepy about it.

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    Lowering the tablet, Q scowled. ‘You didn’t think to open the door when I walked into it?’

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    ‘You were right,’ Tanner said, as he rushed in, worry etched across his face. ‘About Bond. He’s been taken. Everything that was GPS enabled, including the chip in his shoulder, was sitting in his hotel room when our team arrived.’

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    ‘You only look like that after Bond’s done something particularly thick-skulled.’

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    ‘I understand that you don’t like flying,’ M said, not unsympathetically, ‘but we don’t really have much choice, I’m afraid. We need you on site for this one.’

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    Q suppressed a groan as 007 strode into his office, suit impeccable as always, a slight smirk settled on his face.

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    The image on the main screen was a tad grainy, even cleaned up, but Bond was easily recognisable, lounging at a corner table, drink in front of him. He wasn’t wearing a tie, but the suit was sharp and probably cost more than the bar he was in.

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    Bond pushed open the door and grinned at him. His shoulders seemed to fill the entire door frame. ‘Ah, you are here. I thought so. Why all the secrecy?’

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    The Walther PPK/S was the first piece of equipment 007 failed to return. It was by no means the last.

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    He knew better than to ask how 007 had managed to find his way into his private lab; the one that had a security code unique to Q.

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