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    MI6 employed a broad variety of people with an equally broad array of sexual proclivities - no surprise in a place that trained and equipped international spies. Despite this openminded work environment, however, assumptions were made: obviously 007 was a hypersexual womanizer and the mild-mannered Quartermaster was asexual.

    When the reality turns out to be that 007 is ace and Q is actually into submission, life is bound to get more interesting.

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    It was not as common as it once was, but it was a well-loved theme in many romance films and novels. If your soul had a mate, a match so profound that it connected two people at the deepest level, you could hear their Voice in your head. James Bond heard his Voice for the first time at just 11 years old.

    How James Bond comes to terms with having a soulmate. How his soulmate comes to terms with James Bond. Set during the events of Skyfall.

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    So, I wanted to get the jump on this James Bond 25 thing because this is what I want for the story. I know it won't be, but that's why fanfiction exists.

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    Bond isn't sure what to think of the new Quartermaster, of the high tech gear and the way the man is always in his ear thanks to mandatory ear pieces for all agents. The old Q hadn't required those things after all, and everything had worked fine.
    But Bond is a risk now, after Vesper, seeming to kill without noticing, without caring, and there are quiet rumors that he wont seduce his targets anymore, and that his drinking is out of control, so Q is told to keep a sharp eye on him and his mental health.
    Bond is irritated with the constant presence of Q, but somehow their traded insults turn into teasing jabs, and then genuine affection, and eventually they move from talking via earpiece on missions to texting every day, with messages growing more and more explicit as time goes on.
    But Q is nothing less than professional whenever Bond is around, and the agent has a hard time reconciling the aloof Quartermaster with the teasing devil that has him bringing himself off desperately at night to the naughty texts.
    Q is a man connected to his tech, and Bond is a man living in the field, and the only way to be together is offline somewhere.
    But which one is going to take the first step?

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    Ever since Bond’s return from leaving with Swann, he seems to have set his sights on Q. Not even being flat out told about Q’s sexuality has served to deter him.

    Bond wants Q. But not for the reasons that Q or the rest of MI6 think.

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    Beginnings are scary. James has problem. Alec helps give him the little push he needs to jump into the unknown.

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    James had a lot of time to kill after washing up on that beach in Turkey, and a lot of time to think. Really, the appearance of this strange blond man was a blessing, even if James was ill-prepared to receive it.

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    James has suffered for love, and because of love, but not this time.

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    “Number one: always come back. I don’t care if you’re bleeding on the side of a dirt road, always come back. Number two; let me know where you are. And number three; always tell me the truth.”

    “Even if it hurts?”

    Q sighs. “Especially if it hurts."

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    “All right. I don’t think I can let you do this,” Q said. “C’mon, let’s go.”
    “What?” Bond’s eyebrows scrunched together.
    “I’m pretty sure those Instant Noodles are at least year old and it’s got more sodium in it than you have time to burn off. M would have my head if I let you put that in your mouth. Or whoever makes sure you’re fit as a whistle.”
    “And your solution is…?”
    “Well, I have to eat dinner too. I’ll give you the extra.”

    Q and Bond have dinner. It goes downhill from there.

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    When Q meets 007, he instantly falls in love with him. Bond, however, is scarred from a past love gone wrong. Q isn’t one to give up, though.

    He wants Bond. And he’s gonna get him. (His brother Sherlock might or might not have helped a little to speed up the process.)

    (This is a movie. Literally. It's a heavily edited 20 minutes short film about 00Q with a storyline and actual dialogues!)

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    “You know, you’re not a very fun travel partner,” Q says. Really, how rude.
    “Most people would beg to differ,” Bond says. He’s sure Q will be able to figure out what he’s alluding to, but apparently it needs to be said out loud, because Q smirks, before he speaks again.
    “Oh. And what do you do with these people?”
    “I shag them,” Bond says. He’s not usually one to beat around the bush, when the question is this direct.
    Q, as expected, smiles like he already knew this would be the answer.
    “Well,” he says. “I don’t put out until the third date.”

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    Bond and Q are on a mission, and sleep together. Things go on from there. Well... when Bond says sleeping together, it's not exactly what he usually means. It seems, to get there, they take the long way round.

    Or: Bond is a bit messed up. Q is a bit in love with him. This may or may not be a good cocktail

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    The women never stay because Bond is good for exactly one thing--causing pain. Q thinks he knows this. Bond teaches him the truth of it.

    A coda to Spectre, of sorts.

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    James has issues about his vulnerability when he shows he loves Q. So, Bond takes off Q's glasses, thinking he's just about blind without them... He's not.

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    “Is that all you’re going to say?” Bond asks. Q purses his lips, as if in thought.
    “They warned me about you,” he says. “What you might do.
    “Murder?” Bond asks.
    “Seduction.”
    “Ah.” Bond leans against the desk, supporting himself with one hand, in a manner that usually lets people know what his intentions are. Q looks him up and down and raises his brows.
    “Exhibit A,” Q says, and looks pointedly at Bond’s hips.
    “You can’t say it isn’t working,” Bond says.
    “No. I can’t.”

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    Love, in all of it's previous forms, has always screwed Bond over. So when he first kisses Q it's to get away from it, not to fall into it. Bond is, however, not known for his great emotional foresight.

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    There’s not much James can do but sit there and watch their relationship slowly disintegrate. Q is slipping through his fingers. He can feel it. And the worst part is, he doesn’t want to do anything about it.

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    He liked this river.

    It was the river he'd nearly drowned in, once.

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    Six months later, Bond and Q are still figuring out whatever this is they have between them.

    Then Q's past comes into play.

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    Bond didn't think he needed anyone, didn't think he had time. No one wanted a broken man. Until suddenly, he needed a Quartermaster.

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    There are matters which James has never understood but has always been interested in resolving.
    And Q is one of them.

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