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    The disaster made of Westminster Bridge and dismantling the remnants of Nine Eyes were only the beginning of the mess that needed to be cleaned up after James Bond walked away from everything hand-in-hand with Madeleine Swann.

    Sooner or later, something was going to break. No one expected it to be The Quartermaster.

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    第二篇00Q的十天问卷——这次是Q的。

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    Moneypenny follows through on her promise to get Q, Alec and James out of the city for a proper vacation.

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    2/4
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    二十六个故事——而他们远远不止这些。
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    “Come back with me. If we can inform the King that you have been attacked as well, we can form an alliance and find the ones responsible. We must protect the valley.” James saw a light spark in Q’s eyes. A show of just the tip of the moth’s ferocity and passion.

    James wondered for a moment, that if the circumstances were different if they would still find one another? If he would still get the chance to be enthralled by this moth and his warm wings and passion lit eyes?

    “I’m sorry Little Moth. I’m headed westward. Some scouts reported rapidly dying forest. I think there might be answers there.”

    “Do not call me Little Moth.” Q spat. “I can handle my own.” He continued. “You are being reckless. As the new King of your people you should know better. The sickness spreads quickly. We have a working poultice that staves off the symptoms. I haven’t worked out a cure quite yet but I feel that I’m close. Come to the Cecropia Kingdom.” Q worried his bottom and lip and James willed his stomach to stay where it was. “We should work together, for the whole of the valley.”

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    00Q的十天问卷!

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    中文
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    1/1
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    Q sits in a different kind of silence. Perched on the edge of the bench in the first row, shivering in the unseasonably icy October air, he is numb enough that he doesn’t really feel the cold. He stares at James without really seeing him.

    He has read the script etched into the stone of this place. He has read it. Followed every line of it.

    He knows what he will do. The decision was made long before he journeyed to this place. He does not care the price.

    He will pay it.

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    10/?
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    "The metallic number 12 hung crookedly from the door like a sombre premonition of what James would find inside. The Double-O reached forward and barely brushed his fingers against the dark wooden door when it swung open ominously, revealing the disaster inside the modest hotel room..."

    Q could not manage to escape from Spectre in Austria and James is starting to realise that his Quartermaster might mean more to him than he initially thought. He's willing to go through hell to get Q back home, but in which condition?

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    “And our informant?” Other than the three of them and the boy, who is now staring back, Bond doesn’t see anyone else in the shop.

    The man pauses. “What do you two know about Uroboros?”

    The sudden change of subject pulls Bond away from the staring contest he's having with the kid. “Not much to be honest. Based on the report it's mostly just rumors. Something about visions of a doomsday project.”

    “Doomsday sounds about right.”

    “And it is far from rumor 007.” A small accented voice interrupts their conversation and all three turn back to the boy. “You would know that if you actually finished reading my report instead of skimming it. But I suppose that’s too much to ask for from a field agent isn’t it.”

    It's then that the Double 0 sees it. Twirling in between small fingers, is a glittery green pen.

    “You’ve got to be shitting me.”

     

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    -“如何让James公主在被迫呆在塔里的时候也不无聊?”
    -“让王子去英雄救美也就是了。”

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    Benoit Blanc finds out he is a twin.

    A twin brother to James Bond.

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    1/1
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    158
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    Someone in management has decided that sending out agents in matched pairs will decrease destruction and increase effectiveness. That person is not Q, who has to juggle James Bond and Alec Trevelyan at the same time. There is extensive use of the F-Word but mostly just Q bemoaning his fate. (This is a parody of "Fuck, Now There Are Two of You", a sequel to “Go The Fuck To Sleep”.)

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    1/1
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    3
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    15
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    130
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    来自军需官的日常暴躁:Why the bloody hell does everyone think that I'm a Omega!

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    中文
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    1/1
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    5
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    2
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    84
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    关于Q和Bond日常中一些不易察觉却又渗入骨髓的温柔。

    “与Vesper不同的是,Q从不把手枪绑在大腿上,穿正装的次数少的可怜,衣服上时常沾满姜黄的猫毛,家庭身世全部印在一份连MI6底层人员都能查阅的档案上。没有萦绕于周身的神秘感,没有危险而诱人的笑容,也没有不告而别的离开:Q好像只是坐在博物馆的一隅,对那段有关年龄的嘲讽付之一笑,伸出了一只手——就轻而易举的将Bond救赎。”

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    2/?
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    1
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    Bond has a habit of getting himself into trouble, but when an American agent turns up dead, Bond accidentally pulls Q along with him as a dark sequence of events begins to unfold.

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    8/25
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    19
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    57
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    10
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    947
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    Sometimes it’s best to start over.

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    300
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    1/1
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    1
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    10
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    29
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    147
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    I wait.

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    248
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    1/1
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    1
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    8
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    26
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    125
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    He assumed at some point he had passed out, once 003 was safe and R had let him know that 008 and 009 were well on their way to Dubai and South Africa, respectively, and those things had happened around five in the morning and—once he got the glasses back onto his face the myriad of screens told him it was almost seven.

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    English
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    1/1
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    6
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    65
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    5
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    475
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    Deleted Scene from Spectre. The car, which Tanner is driving, was assaulted with bullets and no one was injured.

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    English
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    648
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    1/1
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    1
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    7
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    1
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    132
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    In the wake of the email that R sent out, Bond is healed. But that doesn't mean everything is okay.

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    Language:
    English
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    10,994
    Chapters:
    5/5
    Comments:
    30
    Kudos:
    208
    Bookmarks:
    19
    Hits:
    2879

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