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    There's not a lot of fandom overlap between people who like to watch a pretty British boy ramble on about butterflies and manners vs the people who like to listen to a Scottish boy go off on Big Tech's planned obsolescence and occasionally blow up a microwave. But if you're in the tiny portion of the internet that happens to fall into both viewership pools, you just might see the two idiots pining between the jump cuts. (And immediately go make a Reddit conspiracy board about it.)

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    Michelle dies in front of Eggsy when he is 10 years old. He chooses to use his Kingsman medal to keep himself out of the system. His young life changes drastically... mostly for the better. The chip on his shoulder isn’t that big yet; so can he adapt from council boy to something entirely different altogether?

    Harry and Merlin are husbands, Kingsman, and fathers to their 11 year old son. Their lives are already far from boring, will this change prove to be too much for them?

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    He checked his emails again – more rejection letters, great – before wasting some time dicking around on the internet. Eventually he remembered what Jamal said and reluctantly made his way to Craigslist.

    He was just about to log off for the night and try and get some sleep when something caught his eye and made him burst out into laughter:

    Looking for someone to accompany me to a family reunion and piss off my homophobic father. In three weeks, my entire upper-class family will be gathering in the countryside and I wish to bring along a boyfriend who will absolutely infuriate them – young, working class, preferably with a regional accent. No amount of “bruvs” is too many. I am prepared to pay handsomely, and even more for every time you manage to make the vein on my father’s forehead throb.

    --- OR: ---

    It's the bi-annual family reunion of the Hart family, and if Harry has to spend one more second with his homophobic father then he'll start breaking necks. So, the obvious solution is to place an ad on Craigslist and find a chav to pretend to be his boyfriend with whom he can piss his father off.

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    Eggsy isn't as satisfied with life as a Kingsman as he thought he would be, so he leaves. But he can't seem to stop popping up during Harry's missions.

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    Eggsy wasn’t little.

    He hated it, hated how everyone would coo and talk down to them in their stupid baby talk when they were grown people. Hated how dependent and needy they were on their caregivers.

    Or the Age Regression au nobody asked for

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    With the recent death of their old alpha the King's pack are testing packmates eager to ascend to the position of Kingsman when an intruder shows up on their land. An intruder, they soon find out, who is actually the son of a former pack member. And this new young wolf is not only very much Kingsman material...but has the bloodlines to challenge Chester King for the position of new alpha.

    And that's just the start of Eggsy's problems.

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    Если бы ты только видел немногим меньше в этом мире, Джеймс, тебе бы повезло гораздо, гораздо больше. Но ты очень наблюдательный. Почему же ты такой, Джеймс?

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    我以为,不该因为恐惧而去做社会动物该做的事;是的,我也知道还有很多别的办法,如果有勇气做任何事、说任何话。逃避责任并不难。但是各位,直觉比理性跑得更快。

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    中文-普通话 國語
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    5 birthdays James and Percy didn‘t spend together, and 1 they do.

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    Wumptober 2020, three prompts, three chapters, one story.
    1. Waking up restrained. Percival does not have a great time.
    2. Don't say goodbye.
    3. Take me instead.

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    Harry Hart had been a blood god since humanity had started spilling blood for the gods thousands of years ago. But he's always been alone. Imagine his surprise then when his true devout, Lee, places his new infant son into Harry's arms to receive his blessing, and Harry feels that knowing spark of recognition, that his Consort has at last been born into this world.

    When Lee later falls in service, and Michelle barely survives a horrific attack that leaves her unable to care for their son, Harry knows what he must do. After all, Lee had named him Eggsy's godfather, and no, the irony of that was not lost on Harry.

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    3/?
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    好幾年前寫的一堆很神祕的小段子wwwwv心血來潮想來整理一下就,嗯,因為還在追趕手感大神的路上還請大家隨意食用(大笑

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    War. War never changes.

    In the year 2290, a settlement in the northern part of the Commonwealth - Outpost Zimonja - was attacked by raiders. They were after children, and they managed to make off with one young boy by the name of Gary Unwin. Gary was sold progressively farther west and south, until - three years later - he was bought by the slavers of Paradise Falls in the Capital Wasteland.

    By 2305, Zimonja has become a major stop for the Railroad smuggling synths north into New Hampsha and Main. Tensions with the remnants of the Institute are reaching a boiling point, with both sides poised to resume open hostilities.

    Because war. War never changes.

    In the middle of it all, a 25 year-old slave named Eggsy, assumed to be a synth, arrives in Bunker Hill. Now the newly minted agent Gawain, of the Railroad's Kingsman cell, heads to Bunker Hill to find, and hopefully save, this possible lost soul. At the same time, a courser, one of the elite and deadly assassins of the Institute, is sent to retrieve, or eliminate, the synth.

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    8/?
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    scrambled_eggsy added rmorton, Emrys, and galahad.sr to KingsSquad
    rmorton: why
    scrambled_eggsy: why not

    Or: the Kingsman groupchat fic no-one asked for.

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    Chapters:
    29/?
    Comments:
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    (Note: this fic was written before the release of The King's Man and only based on what happened after Kingsman: the Golden Circle)
    Harry had came to the realization for his feelings for Eggsy, but it was too late, Eggsy was already married to Princess Tilde. Having lost everything, Harry found himself to be in the lowest of lows, unable to climb out of his pit of regrets.

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    3/?
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    James and Percival discover they are extremely compatible.

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    300
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
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    9
    Kudos:
    33
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    1
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    Percival dreams of James, and the first time they got together.

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    1/1
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    4
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    15
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    How did you—?" Percival gestured at the man who was very clearly intact.

    "Doesn't really matter," He shrugged and then admitted: "I really don't know..."

    There was silence except for the buzzing that Percival always heard in his left ear.

    Percival dropped onto his knees and sobbed.

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    Eggsy Unwin, son of British ex-patriot Lee Unwin and his French-Swiss wife Michelle Unwin is a grad student working on an arduous thesis when he's invited to the prestigious Cambridge University for a year abroad. A young grad named Roxy Morton invites him to stay with her and they get on like a house on fire.

    Only one problem.

    Her two gorgeous uncles, professors at the University, live right next door. Her two gorgeous - completely unavailable - married uncles.

    Even if he could manage more than three words in English or French every time he stumbled into them, they wouldn't be interested... right?

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    29/?
    Comments:
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    1127
    Bookmarks:
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