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    Merlin McNair is a thief. He uses his incredible brain to bypass alarm systems and security systems and the ever-growing field of computer systems. He's brought to Kingsman almost against his will...and finds the home he never realized he was missing.

    Harry Hart is a thief. He uses his incredible charm and ability to adapt like a chameleon to steal hearts, jewelry, and money (although he always returns the jewelry and the money). He's brought to Kingsman almost against his will...and finds the home he never realized he was missing.

    Merlin thinks Harry is a pompous elitist arse without one working brain cell in his pretty head. Harry thinks Merlin is a grumpy tech geek without any sort of social skills in his sexy body. They're both wrong...and don't realize that somewhere along the way they start falling in love.

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    Отношения - чертовски сложная штука. Гарри думает, что справится с этим - как он справляется со всем остальным. Расставит приоритеты, построит границы, установит правила. Даст своему мальчишке, с этой его до нелепости сильной, пугающей Гарри способностью и потребностью любить, возможность любить кого-то ещё.
    И это работает. И Гарри справляется. До тех пор, пока не перестаёт.
    ...или бесконечная история о том, насколько безнадёжен Гарри Харт, когда речь заходит о серьёзных отношениях.
    В его защиту - он предупреждал.

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    A dark-skinned man and razor-legged girl sat before the withered Tree of Time, leant forward with wide eyes, willing and eager to do whatever was necessary for this alliance to work.

    'I'm listening, Valentine. Convince me.' Vaatu spoke, satisfaction and curiosity melded together in every syllable; perhaps this time he would succeed- the pestilence finally eradicated.

    It was hours before they left, but leave they did, a slight swagger in their step and an unfamiliar glint of power in their eyes. The spirit portal wasn't all that far away, but they meandered around for a while longer- their mission was accomplished, much sooner and more simply than expected, so where was the harm in enjoying the journey home?

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    There's not a lot of fandom overlap between people who like to watch a pretty British boy ramble on about butterflies and manners vs the people who like to listen to a Scottish boy go off on Big Tech's planned obsolescence and occasionally blow up a microwave. But if you're in the tiny portion of the internet that happens to fall into both viewership pools, you just might see the two idiots pining between the jump cuts. (And immediately go make a Reddit conspiracy board about it.)

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    After Eggsy gets bailed out of the police station, he and Harry part ways. Five years later, now a teacher trainee, Eggsy accepts a placement at a prestigious private school: The King's Academy. Harry Hart, having lost his memory and an eye in an overseas accident years ago, has resumed life in London as an English Lit teacher due to receive his first mentee.

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    “But it’s all good, innit,” Eggsy began, teeth worrying his bottom lip. Harry tried his very best not to stare. “If you’s saying I’m a new blood whatever, nobody’s gonna want anythin’ to do with me. Since I’m, like, impure or summat, right?”

    “It is because you are New Blood that you will be desired,” Harry explained gently. “Old Blood is static, predictable, and, well, old. New Blood allows the possibility for new abilities, better offspring. For that, other Wolfkin will literally fight tooth and nail to have a chance to mate with you.”

    “That’s not how it goes in the books,” Eggsy tried a little desperately, the space between his brows creasing.

    “Perhaps, my boy, but unfortunately, this isn’t a fairytale.” Harry sighed, turning his brown eyes towards the night sky. His Wolf howled at the full moon. “This is real life.”

    Eggsy is a New Blood omega, and Harry takes it upon himself to guard the boy’s virtue in honor of the man who saved his life. Though from other Wolfkin or himself, he is not quite sure.

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    “Merlin. James and I need three body bags and a clean up crew at the warehouse.”

     

    Percival muttered into his ear piece. He took in a another deep breath and paused.

     

    There was another vampire.

     

    The Vampire!Au that has been wasting away in my drafts

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    Michelle dies in front of Eggsy when he is 10 years old. He chooses to use his Kingsman medal to keep himself out of the system. His young life changes drastically... mostly for the better. The chip on his shoulder isn’t that big yet; so can he adapt from council boy to something entirely different altogether?

    Harry and Merlin are husbands, Kingsman, and fathers to their 11 year old son. Their lives are already far from boring, will this change prove to be too much for them?

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    He checked his emails again – more rejection letters, great – before wasting some time dicking around on the internet. Eventually he remembered what Jamal said and reluctantly made his way to Craigslist.

    He was just about to log off for the night and try and get some sleep when something caught his eye and made him burst out into laughter:

    Looking for someone to accompany me to a family reunion and piss off my homophobic father. In three weeks, my entire upper-class family will be gathering in the countryside and I wish to bring along a boyfriend who will absolutely infuriate them – young, working class, preferably with a regional accent. No amount of “bruvs” is too many. I am prepared to pay handsomely, and even more for every time you manage to make the vein on my father’s forehead throb.

    --- OR: ---

    It's the bi-annual family reunion of the Hart family, and if Harry has to spend one more second with his homophobic father then he'll start breaking necks. So, the obvious solution is to place an ad on Craigslist and find a chav to pretend to be his boyfriend with whom he can piss his father off.

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    Eggsy isn't as satisfied with life as a Kingsman as he thought he would be, so he leaves. But he can't seem to stop popping up during Harry's missions.

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    Eggsy wasn’t little.

    He hated it, hated how everyone would coo and talk down to them in their stupid baby talk when they were grown people. Hated how dependent and needy they were on their caregivers.

    Or the Age Regression au nobody asked for

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    Bo Unwin doesn't have a father.
    Well, she does. She's just never met him.
    All she knows is that her dad Eggsy met a man named Harry in the deserts of Morocco and they fell in love.
    But also that Eggsy couldn't stay with Harry, Cause Harry was a very important person. He didn't have time for a kid.
    So, Bo decides she wants to meet this mysterious man. But upon arriving there, she makes a startling discovery: The man she's looking for is Lord Harry Hart, a member of the British upper class, who is running for political office.

    And had no idea she even existed.

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    为了满足控制需求与调整自身状态,梅林有个不为人知的爱好。
    而他不知道,加拉哈德同样有一个。

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    With the recent death of their old alpha the King's pack are testing packmates eager to ascend to the position of Kingsman when an intruder shows up on their land. An intruder, they soon find out, who is actually the son of a former pack member. And this new young wolf is not only very much Kingsman material...but has the bloodlines to challenge Chester King for the position of new alpha.

    And that's just the start of Eggsy's problems.

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    Eggsy had forgotten the sound of his father's voice, but Kingsman helps him remember.

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    Basically, Tattoo! Kingsman falls in love with the cute little Egg who works in the Bakery across the street.
    Fluff Galore!!

    For the record, I don’t know how James, Percival, or Bors look so I will be describing them solely on other fanfics I’ve read about them.

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    After losing someone extremely important to your life, you get saddled with an exceptionally unwanted job: To train the new candidates to replace Agent Lancelot.

    Trouble is, you don’t see much potential in any of them. But even as a know-it-all Kingsman agent, people can still surprise you.

    And, as someone once said, posh girls love a bit of rough. Even if it takes them some time to realise it.

    **INDEFINITE HIATUS**

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    10/?
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    Civilization is dead. Long live Civilization.

    In the aftermath of some great cataclysm, packs have come together to form loose colonies that are little more than gangs and war bands. In this world, Omegas have become little more than slaves to their Alphas/Betas.

    One such slave is Eggsy. Presumably abandoned as a small child, Eggsy has been left to the mercy of Dean Baker's gang of Betas for most of his life. Then comes the day when, during the end throes of his heat, Eggsy encounters an Alpha for the first time. An Alpha who, even chained up and at the less than tender mercies of Dean's mutts, is far stronger than any Beta Eggsy's ever seen in his life. An Alpha who calls to him.

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    “It was a fucking gas leak. Fucking gas,” Eggsy said tiredly, lifting his Peppa Pig jumper to wipe his clammy hands. “Am not in any danger. I’ll even sleep in Fitting Room Three. Ain’t like I never slept in a room that small.”

    “I’m afraid we can’t risk it. Risk you. You will be staying at my home indefinitely until we can outfit your new home.”

    “Is that an order, sir?”

    The warmth in Hart’s smile faded a bit, and Eggsy felt like he was standing over the wreckage of his old home all over again. “I’m afraid so.”

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    (Same Age AU) Eggsy's home of sixteen years inconveniently explodes, and now he has to stay at Harry Hart's house until he gets a new one. It wouldn't have been a problem if Harry wasn't his boss. Or his fucking ex. Welp.

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    6/?
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    Если бы ты только видел немногим меньше в этом мире, Джеймс, тебе бы повезло гораздо, гораздо больше. Но ты очень наблюдательный. Почему же ты такой, Джеймс?

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