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    Fortalvarez Tequila is a family business that's been in operation for a hundred and fifty years. Currently, under the management of the family matriarch Constanza, the business will soon be passed to her beloved grandson Carlos. The problem is, Constanza does not care for modern technology or the fact that all of her grandbabies (but especially her favorite) are single. Her solution is a single advertisement for a new Social Media Expert, which is about to be answered by the very handsome (and rather impulsive) Jake Jensen.

    From the Prompt: "Cougar's family runs a tequila distillery in Mexico. A luxury one. But his abuelita is getting too old to run the place with the firm hand that's required and someone has to take over.
    Jensen? Jensen is GREAT at social media management. SOMEONE WRITE IT SO I DON'T HAVE TO."

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    Jensen tries to swallow, but his mouth’s gone dry as brittle old bones. Should he make contact? Would Cougar even recognize him, nine years older, with the full beard he’s grown on his trip and tired eyes?

    In the end, Cougar answers the question for him. Jake watches, transfixed, as he takes a long sip of his beer and swallows, adam’s apple bobbing in some inexplicably pornographic way. He spends a moment staring contemplatively at the table before appearing to reach a decision.

    And he gets up, looks straight at Jake, and walks toward him.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    17
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    87
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    Mostly it is loss which teaches us about the worth of things.
    - Arthur Schopenhauer

    Cougar gets a haircut and is (mostly) normal about it.

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    It was a well known fact among the single parents of Derry Elementary School that Jacob "Call me Jake" Jensen was a catch. Much to the chagrin of the various single parents trying and perennially failing to obtain a date with him, Jake himself was entirely oblivious to their designs.

    One sunny day, they all find out why.

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    Jigsaw
    /ˈdʒɪɡsɔː/
    noun

    1. a puzzle consisting of a picture printed on cardboard or wood and cut into various pieces of different shapes that have to be fitted together.

    2. a complicated problem that can only be resolved by assembling various pieces of information.

    3. to arrange or place in an intricate or interlocking way.

    OR

    How, one piece at a time, Cougar and Jensen find their happy ending.

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    Chapters:
    6/6
    Comments:
    94
    Kudos:
    186
    Bookmarks:
    28
    Hits:
    1087
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    The zombie apocalypse happens while Jake is away on leave. With no word, Cougar doesn’t know if he’s alive or dead. Pooch won’t give up hope. Will they ever see their loved ones again?

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
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    30
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    887
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    The first time Cougar went down on Jake it was just to get his over active imagination to shut up. But there's only so many times Jake can use that excuse before hes really going to have to stop and think about what hes doing with his best friend.

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    Comments:
    28
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    126
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    1440
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    This is a collection of shorter Cougar/Jensen ficlets that I have previously only posted on my Tumblr. Since I'm quite proud of them, I figured they deserve to be posted on AO3 as well. Not to mention that I suspect that a lot of you would like to read them.

    Each chapter is a separate story and they range between 500-3500 words. Ratings and warnings will be given in the author's note at the beginning of each chapter, and more ficlets will be added as I write them.

    Enjoy, my lovelies <3

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    Chapters:
    15/15
    Comments:
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    Bookmarks:
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    Hits:
    7937
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    Just want it says on the tin. Fluffly, domestic non-sense about Cougar and Jake falling in love over the many instances of Jake wearing Cougar's hat.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    154
    Bookmarks:
    27
    Hits:
    1135
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    Beth’s dad may not be as dead as Jess was led to believe.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    63
    Bookmarks:
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    Hits:
    485
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    or how Jensen joined the Losers.

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    1/1
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    (And the One Time He Regretted It)

    Jake Jensen has been a fan of Tony Stark for practically all his life. If he ever got a chance to meet the man, he'd tell him so. He just wished it hadn't been like this.

    He may never live this down.

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    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    95
    Bookmarks:
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    Hits:
    1123
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    Cougar needs Aisha to know what will happen if she ever hurts Jensen again.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    22
    Kudos:
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    Bookmarks:
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    Hits:
    1885
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    For the prompt: "Jensen's niece takes up figure skating"

    Language:
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    Words:
    200
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    13
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    200
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    Cougar had his mark status as ‘unlisted’, which technically meant he could be either marked or unmarked, but Jake knew how to read in between the lines. The guy probably had just lost his soulmate when he was young, maybe before he’d even met them, which was tough but explained why he was Special Ops. in the first place.

    Most of the time, people with soul-marks weren't usually chosen for these types of careers. There are even recorded instances of people with unfulfilled soul-marks being refused to enlist. Jake had only met other soul-marked people in Special Ops. with really generic things scrawled on their bodies, like him, or with dead soulmates.
    It's something Jake decided to tuck away in his mind for later.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    16
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    205
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    23
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    Nana had packed up the shoebox of odds and ends for her..."Lisa, if you'd like to show us what you brought today?"

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    1/1
    Comments:
    5
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    28
    Bookmarks:
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    303
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    Jensen tries to come to terms with Cougar's death. It's a rocky process.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    4
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    12
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    2
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    176
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    In a town so small there's no escaping you
    In a town so small there's no escape from view
    In a town so small there's nothing left to do
    - Dirty Dream Number Two, Belle & Sebastian

    It wasn't like Jensen had never fantasized about his teammates. He was only human. But it had always been deliberate, and he tried to switch it up. It had never been Cougar popping up unexpectedly and repeatedly. Cougar planting himself and growing roots in his brain.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    19
    Kudos:
    118
    Bookmarks:
    26
    Hits:
    972
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    Everyone knows how much Jensen loves her niece. Up until the first skype session however, they weren't aware that:
    a) said niece is not related by blood
    b) she's a baby werewolf
    c) Tio Cougar is possibly her favourite person on earth
    d) none of that matters because she /still/ inherited the Jensen Babble.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,284
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    146
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    1986
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    Methos' kids all grown up. Drabbles in no particular order.

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    15,419
    Chapters:
    17/?
    Comments:
    278
    Kudos:
    793
    Bookmarks:
    51
    Hits:
    17546

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